Select to expand quotevodka said..
What happened last night? Did i miss the part where laurie reveals he was macroscien all along?
That will be in the last episode, the one that will also reveal we are all in "the matrix" GD was the only hint of a way out.
Select to expand quoteTequila ! said..
That will be in the last episode, the one that will also reveal we are all in "the matrix" GD was the only hint of a way out.
Any telephone boot near?
Let's make a call
....
Yep we are out out lucky, nobody has fixed line this days,
Lets try Hot Tube Time Machine instead..
yep, that works much better now ! 
Oooo, something happen !!! 
The guy just pop up from my hot tube time machine !!!
still have something in his hand ! What it is 
Still wet but I could see it now,
that is i piece of paper, that is a map ....
that is the map where EU
split Russia
now 60 smaller countries
after small accident in XXI century
"it that is so frighten you soo much ?" I did ask my friend that just pop up from XXV century ...
"nope at all ! People live happily ever after"
but then somethin unexpected happen
the small chipset that Elon developed to run his vehicles
and Neuralink designed to control human brain
merged all together ....
to become MATRIX !! " Yep, Mate" he said " The Matrix is real" 
Elon did chipset
Chpset made into Nuralink
Neuralink build machines and drones
drones start eating people soon after !!!! 
So here it is whole story,
My friend is hiding here in XXI century
in my hot tube
from XXV Century Matrix
that want to eat him now
but that is not all sad story
he is going to bring now
his girlfriend from XXV 
there are going to start from scratch now
and repopulate Earth
with all the offspring's
to compensate
for all those human lost
during 4 centuries
that Matrix eat.
Isn't it reapply happy ending story ??
" Yep"
I told him
" Bring more "
" I mean , those girlfriends of yours
from XX5 century" I am willing to help you
and I am still have a few friends left here on SB that could join the forces "
Select to expand quoteFormulaNova said..
boring 
You said boring ?
Yep ! 
That was our SB Mini Marvel series
boring because doesn't host any
heroes as characters.
Any Antman here on SB ?
Unbelievable ! None at all ! All gone fishing today !!
Blue sky, sun is finely shining after 7 days of constant carnage !!
Isn't it world we all want to be ?
and there is good news...
the next episode , series 2 SB Mini Marvel cancelled
due to lack of audience or sleeping deep..
Select to expand quoteMacroscien said..FormulaNova said..
boring
You said boring ?
I don't know about the rest you wrote, but YES.
Select to expand quoteFormulaNova said..Macroscien said..FormulaNova said..
boring
You said boring ?
I don't know about the rest you wrote, but YES.
I understand that perfectly. With your extreme fast Starling internet everything now happen 10 x faster.
So tell me how long it takes now for you when watching P H high speed.
Dropped from 10 minutes to 60 seconds or less?
Let's start a test
1, 2 ,3... 7 oops down load completed.
Get something to clean up the mess
Feel young again ?
Select to expand quoteMacroscien said..FormulaNova said..Macroscien said..FormulaNova said..
boring
You said boring ?
I don't know about the rest you wrote, but YES.
I understand that perfectly. With your extreme fast Starling internet everything now happen 10 x faster.
So tell me how long it takes now for you when watching P H high speed.
Dropped from 10 minutes to 60 seconds or less?
Let's start a test
1, 2 ,3... 7 oops down load completed.
Get something to clean up the mess
Feel young again ?
You are almost right. Its the access to P H to upload/live stream that was the problem.
All fixed now! Although its 209Mbps down, its only 15Mbps upload, so probably the same as NBN uploads.
I come with idea of the latest edition
of Macro IQ intelligence test !
Lets try your skills guys !
Rules,
The test consist only of 1 question and you will be required to match answers.
If you ( unlikely) pass the test you could apply for any job in the world ( or maybe Universe) |
Here we have three ( and half) animals.
1. Tiger
2. Bear
3. Eagle
3A.sheeps and the rest
The question is :
What do they eat ?
a) grass
b) fish
c)honey
d) deer
e) stone
Time starts now, Lets competition begins
for the Title of The Smartest ( Wo-) Man on The Planet Still Standing !
Macro
=
You never can guess how many layers are there
Every time you peel the one, the next appear 
Select to expand quoteWaterloo said..
Hmm, this is really giving us an insight into Macro's world...
Love it
next question
which one on the picture is not me ? 
??
wrong answer
now look here
I will enlighten you a bit ...
....and just like that nobody ever remember
that GD was here on SB
Even the wiggles ended up at the Mardi gra setting a good example with **** music and chemical imbalances...such a great world we are fulfilling now for our future familys. ??
Select to expand quoteAUS1111 said..
So..has anyone else noticed.it's still here?
No, it is already died, for some time already . 
Oops!
What that's mean ???
If we can see and talk to something died ????
Where are we ???
HEY < NO MORE JOKES <<< LET OUT !!!!
Are you ok mate, ? AUS?? can you still move ??
Yep,
Some say life isn't fair
No 
Some would claim quite opposite
is true.Everybody has got exactly what they
worth and stand for.
Look at the Macro example..
His newest sail ... (and the only new one bought new) is
Overdrive and the cheapest edition
because the proper one R series 4-cam racing are priced
all of this world for him. His newest sail is already older then youngest dinosaur on the planet.
His sail has more holes in it then Milky Way ( Black Holes) . 
His board , S Supersonic 97L
get already fin box ripped off completely
and belly delaminated fully.
In after life still serve well thanks to his friend fixing it up
He could not afford a but ticket to get to Lake George
to get his PB straight. 
So here is my big claim.
Macro has exactly what he deserve !!! 
He deserve and still could happy sail blue clean Queensland water on his only gear
IN THIS FREE COUNTRY WHERE NOBODY IS DROPPING BOMBS ON HIS HEAD . **
** yep happy sailing but only under those two conditions:
-when his cattle is happy to eat grass , without need to jump fences to see where the grass is greener
-when the rest of people on the planet accept the truth above
As an very , very old farmer
I do recognize only 2 categories
on my paddock :
1 > The Scientists 
2. Cattle
maybe some between
We are all free to subscribe to any above
You are free to chew on the grass
but
if subscribe to first may may need to provide some evidences. 
( some farts doesn't works as argument for me )
Select to expand quoteAUS1111 said..
So..has anyone else noticed.it's still here?
No, I haven't noticed it, nor can I access it.
I think I do have a direct line to Macro's subconcious though. I am curious about whether he already has all those images or goes searching for them, but I am too afraid to ask.
I do want to be put back on his enemy list though.
Select to expand quoteFormulaNova said..AUS1111 said..
So..has anyone else noticed.it's still here?
No, I haven't noticed it, nor can I access it.
I think I do have a direct line to Macro's subconcious though. I am curious about whether he already has all those images or goes searching for them, but I am too afraid to ask.
I do want to be put back on his enemy list though.
too late, sorry
position temporary unavailable
\
Besides as Macro Enemy you may face two options only:
1. Be annihilated
2.Be ignored
*ask, Bob. her knows the pain of both
I believe that micro has adopted this thread and is filling it with pointless pics in the hope that laurie will identify a distinct change of direction.
Select to expand quoteUncleBob said..
I believe that micro has adopted this thread and is filling it with pointless pics in the hope that laurie will identify a distinct change of direction.
The Irrelevant Images Thread...
I'll start
Select to expand quotesausage said..
The Irrelevant Images Thread... I'll start
You gotta put a thin blue border around every pic.
Don't know why, don't know how. Just know you gotta do it.
Select to expand quotehilly said..
Laurie, can you end this now please?
Well, like before, you do have the option of not reading it. For all Macro's insanity, no one is forcing you to read this. Or posting something actually interesting for the rest of us to read.
I am still trying to guess what bears eat, so I can't post anything. My guess was on the 'sheep and everything else' but I might have got the options mixed up.
Select to expand quotehilly said..
Laurie, can you end this now please?
Yep,
Everybody knows that good times can not last forever.
Macro feed you up well recently,
a bit of tasty hay to everybody.
Laurie supply of the soothing medication may run off,
and he will shut you off, guys.oops! me too
PS . Does anybody recognize Macro, oops Laurie on the picture?
??
Yep, me too!
Lucky for me I am hiding under the table.
I guess the gold tops are growing well after all the rain on the Macro farm.
But its still the most intelligent and informative posts in gen. discussions for a long time.
Select to expand quoteFormulaNova said..
My guess was on the 'sheep and everything else' but I might have got the options mixed up.
yep don't worry.
I still can not find what eat the stone
Yep, I have another puzzle that intrigues me, and can not find the right answer.
Let's imagine the scenario.
We have a bunch of 12 guys and Macro is one of them.
We know that the average IQ for the group is exactly 99 .
What will be the eventual IQ for the group is accidentally somebody pulls the shotgun and kill the Macro on the spot? 
ooops it could be me myself !! while texting new GD page !!! 
anyway
a) more than 0 ?
b) 99
c) the rest of the group will start shooting and eating each other
d) 99 x 11 = ?? ? .....9999 the rest convert and merge into the superintelligent sponge
Select to expand quotesausage said..UncleBob said..
I believe that micro has adopted this thread and is filling it with pointless pics in the hope that laurie will identify a distinct change of direction.
The Irrelevant Images Thread...
I'll start
Unbelievable !!
Those images I created in my imagination
during the telepathic transfer from my brain directly
to SB server !!
Fascinating!
Can you all see them all too ??
Telepathy works as supposed too 
PS. Your telepathic transmission suggests that your eyeballs are facing another direction.
Strange,
You are looking for front lobes and still can not find them?
Still not a sign of any?
Don't worry, mate. the lower your center of gravity is
the better balance on the water is
You are blessed, my man.
Select to expand quoteMacroscien said..
Let's imagine the scenario.
We have a bunch of 12 guys and Macro is one of them.
We know that the average IQ for the group is exactly 99 .
What will be the eventual IQ for the group is accidentally somebody pulls the shotgun and kill the Macro on the spot?
ooops it could be me myself !! while texting new GD page !!!
anyway
a) more than 0 ?
b) 99
c) the rest of the group will start shooting and eating each other
d) 99 x 11 = ?? ? .....9999 the rest convert and merge into the superintelligent sponge
Accidentally?
Select to expand quoteFormulaNova said..Macroscien said..
Let's imagine the scenario.
We have a bunch of 12 guys and Macro is one of them.
We know that the average IQ for the group is exactly 99 .
What will be the eventual IQ for the group is accidentally somebody pulls the shotgun and kill the Macro on the spot?
ooops it could be me myself !! while texting new GD page !!!
anyway
a) more than 0 ?
b) 99
c) the rest of the group will start shooting and eating each other
d) 99 x 11 = ?? ? .....9999 the rest convert and merge into the superintelligent sponge
Accidentally?
Yep ! absolutely
for safety, I emptied my MacroEnemies drawer completely.
anyway, those still inside don't count.
I am not going to open it to check if still breathing.
All holes duck-taped carefully
Looks like you and Cranny had the lucky escape just in time how smart of you both
As a MacroCritic you may find it still not completely
free, but so much more fun
Schrodinger's cat is dead.......I peeked inside the box
but not inside Pandora's box ?
But that has already been opened.
