Select to expand quotemareks360 said..
Transmission Restored.
Some Humans are still "clew first".
Oops !
Human written vs spoken (sound issue).
Correction:
Some Humans still "clue less".
I think I got it right now.
It is a Windsurfing Forum.
After all.
Sometimes the best way to:
"bring the horse to the water"
is to Ask Right Questions,
Hm, Never ask Left Questions.
Hm, I am confused.
If the water spins in the tub or toilet the same like low pressure system.
In Northern Hemisphere anti-clockwise.
BTW: Yankees correct me all the time counter-clockwise
Then
Down Under should we as a Left Question ?
Dilemma Unresolved.
Parked for now.
R (or L) Question 1:
Why there is in an English Language Human Expression:
"One Smile Makes Smile Two" ?
Or two smiles?
However on Seabreeze Often Humans Ambush Each Other about e.g.:
long harness lines vs short harness lines ?
We Aliens are always happy if another Alien is happy with his/her solution.
Whatever makes you happy, makes us happy.
Unless you are a Sadist. Human Invention.
That Word "Sadist" does not exist in our language because we do not have Alien Sadist.
R (or L) Question 2:
What "Humans Preach" we Alines actually Practice.
We build our Society, Wisdom & Knowledge on the shoulders of the Giants that came before.
Why Humans state Wisdom or Rules but never follow ?
R (or L) Question 3:
Why do Humans always want to put themselves inside the box ?
Is it safer ?
That limits Human Options and an Optimization.
Geometry dictates if long harness lines can be optimal or short ones.
Doesn't' it depend on boom height ?
Doesn't' it depend on Human or Alien arms length ?
Doesn't it depend on seat vs waist vs chest harness ?
Why limit yourself ? Instead of keeping the options open?
Then can mind be open and stay openminded?
R (or L) Question 4:
Why Humans Teach their Children that sum of angles in the triangle is always 180 degrees ?
How long has it been since Humans have figured out that the Earth is not flat but a sphere ?
Triangle on a sphere can have for example 270 degrees as sum of angles.
We also teach that two lines are either parallel or cross in one point BUT only on a flat surface.
On a sphere, two parallel lines cross in two spots
That is what we teach our children.
They know from the beginning that our Planet is a sphere too. They can take Cosmic Perspective from Childhood.
They will never limit themselves to within a box.
If you are living on a sphere (figuratively and/or literally), you can never be cornered.
You will never end up in a corner.
BUT Human, given a sphere wants to be inside.
I can explain more but only if at least one Human requests.
There is another perspective why we do not completely blame Humans on Seabreeze for their Behavior.
BUT as soon as it is explained from the Cosmic Perspective.
A Problem becomes and Issue.
Issue can be fixed/corrected if there is a will on Human side.
R (or L) Question 5:
Why Humans use word Humanity ?
Should it be another example for Oxymoron ?
I know I probably lost all the Humans attention by now.
Then 0.5h later one Human will jump in and read one sentence in the middle and will ask:
What is that "R (or L)"
And
We will "R (or L)" our Eyes 
Stop drinking your water supply, it maybe contaminated 
Select to expand quoteMr Keen said..mareks360 said..
Transmission Restored.
Some Humans are still "clew first".
Oops !
Human written vs spoken (sound issue).
Correction:
Some Humans still "clue less".
I think I got it right now.
It is a Windsurfing Forum.
After all.
Sometimes the best way to:
"bring the horse to the water"
is to Ask Right Questions,
Hm, Never ask Left Questions.
Hm, I am confused.
If the water spins in the tub or toilet the same like low pressure system.
In Northern Hemisphere anti-clockwise.
BTW: Yankees correct me all the time counter-clockwise
Then
Down Under should we as a Left Question ?
Dilemma Unresolved.
Parked for now.
R (or L) Question 1:
Why there is in an English Language Human Expression:
"One Smile Makes Smile Two" ?
Or two smiles?
However on Seabreeze Often Humans Ambush Each Other about e.g.:
long harness lines vs short harness lines ?
We Aliens are always happy if another Alien is happy with his/her solution.
Whatever makes you happy, makes us happy.
Unless you are a Sadist. Human Invention.
That Word "Sadist" does not exist in our language because we do not have Alien Sadist.
R (or L) Question 2:
What "Humans Preach" we Alines actually Practice.
We build our Society, Wisdom & Knowledge on the shoulders of the Giants that came before.
Why Humans state Wisdom or Rules but never follow ?
R (or L) Question 3:
Why do Humans always want to put themselves inside the box ?
Is it safer ?
That limits Human Options and an Optimization.
Geometry dictates if long harness lines can be optimal or short ones.
Doesn't' it depend on boom height ?
Doesn't' it depend on Human or Alien arms length ?
Doesn't it depend on seat vs waist vs chest harness ?
Why limit yourself ? Instead of keeping the options open?
Then can mind be open and stay openminded?
R (or L) Question 4:
Why Humans Teach their Children that sum of angles in the triangle is always 180 degrees ?
How long has it been since Humans have figured out that the Earth is not flat but a sphere ?
Triangle on a sphere can have for example 270 degrees as sum of angles.
We also teach that two lines are either parallel or cross in one point BUT only on a flat surface.
On a sphere, two parallel lines cross in two spots
That is what we teach our children.
They know from the beginning that our Planet is a sphere too. They can take Cosmic Perspective from Childhood.
They will never limit themselves to within a box.
If you are living on a sphere (figuratively and/or literally), you can never be cornered.
You will never end up in a corner.
BUT Human, given a sphere wants to be inside.
I can explain more but only if at least one Human requests.
There is another perspective why we do not completely blame Humans on Seabreeze for their Behavior.
BUT as soon as it is explained from the Cosmic Perspective.
A Problem becomes and Issue.
Issue can be fixed/corrected if there is a will on Human side.
R (or L) Question 5:
Why Humans use word Humanity ?
Should it be another example for Oxymoron ?
I know I probably lost all the Humans attention by now.
Then 0.5h later one Human will jump in and read one sentence in the middle and will ask:
What is that "R (or L)"
And
We will "R (or L)" our Eyes
Stop drinking your water supply, it maybe contaminated
Grey water .
Select to expand quoteBrent in Qld said..
Definately the beginnings of a cult.
OK
Let me Process it Further.
CULT
That does not Process.
That does not Compute in Our Language.
HM
We, again do not have a Word Like this in our Language.
We, have no need for such Word.
In our "Free Thinking, Open Minded, Each Individual Count Society - Outside this Earth".
HM
Or Maybe
Just a Thought
Did the Human choke and did not finish the sentence ?
Maybe.
If So
Then
Was the Question: Definately the beginnings of a culture.
Not sure. Human choice. Humans often do Emotional Decisions or just Reptilian "snap" Reactions.
OK
I forgot to turn off the CAP/Bold.
Intentionally.
Was it my Reactional, Emotional, or Rational Decision.
Does not Matter.
We Evolved our Brains into Optimal Algorithm where this happens Automatically.
That is Optimized to Preserve and Protect All Forms of Life in the Universe.
It is not Optimized to Selfish Interest of an Alien Individual.
That is Optimized to Develop further Culture & Society.
I guess it is enough to the topic of CULT vs CULTURE.
Answer on "polluted water"
We Aliens neither make nor consume the polluted water.
Humans ?
Soda Drinks ?
What is the result ? - "Sugar Rush"
Insulin Resistance ?
Diabetics, Obesity, Diabesity ?
Not Good for any "Lifeform Brain" and/or "Life Form Brain".
Transmission Disruptions,
Again,
Humans Not Ready
Again,
TX/RX ERROR
..
TX/RX Restored
Error Rate 0% Accuracy 100%
Rat Race & Cannibalism
Rat race
Why Humans want to race with rats ?
Don't Know.
Don't Understand.
Does not Compute.
Humans have an unfair advantage over Rats.
Humans have much longer and stronger legs.
Humans have way much bigger brains than Rats.
"Size Matter" or "Mass Matter" or "Does not Matter""?
I am Puzzled.
I am Confused.
Yet
Rats are the first to "abandon the ship".
What does it mean?
Who is going to Win. Rat or Human ?
Seems like Humans have stronger motivation to Win "Rat Race"
Humans Race have so many inconsistencies in their language.
"Humans Race" vs Humans race
Which one?
Many things can be "cross-talk" or "lost in translation".
Humans have "Racial Discrimination".
Does it mean they try to "Rig the Race".
OK
We are coming back to Windsurfing "Rigging the Rig" is Good.
BUT
Only when is rigged & tuned well.
I am Confused.
Why Humans Cheat and want to Rig the Race ?
That is No Good.
Will the Rat competing Honestly still Win?
Humans Try Hard.
Yet to be seen.
Cannibalism (Human Canibalism):
Australia, Tasmania year 1822 (Human Calendar).
Alexander Pearce.
Australians watch "Stories of Survival" by Les Hiddins.
Aliens like to watch it to.
Can learn a lot about Humans.
Why Humans make so many Stories of Aliens & Monsters Eating Humans ?
Aha,
Humans Evolved and for most of the time they were never a TOP Predator.
Now they are. For less then 1% of ist Evolution.
And I am not Counting Humanoid nor Primate Evolution.
But,
they are still "wired" to constantly "fight of flight" readiness.
There are no Monsters nor Evil Aliens that I am aware of.
Humans have a "wired need" to create Aliens & Monsters.
What also Humans do ?
They "dog eat dog world".
Wait a minute.
Do the dog eat dogs ?
No,
Humans eat dogs.
Some places.
Hot and Cold.
Majority of humas eat "hot dogs"
Humans Eat Humans (literally & figuratively)
Why Humans do not Believe / Trust other Humans?
Don't know.W
hen Human (Alexander Pearce) was hungry he ate other Humans.
Was Captured.
Explained what happen.
Humans did not Believe.
Why?
Aha Moment,
Because "the Evidence was consumed".
So he escaped again and ate more Humans.
Human Logic Does not Compute nor Process Well for Aliens.
Aliens do not Eat other Aliens.
Aliens do not Eat Humans.
Humans Scared of Sterilization.
Oh, NO!
Let me process this
Further.
Compute...
Human testicles do not contain enough fat to have nutritional value neither for Human nor Alien Brains
However,
Human's Brain contain a lot of Fat.
Wait a Minute !
Humans do not Utilize much.
Neither Gray nor White Matter,
Does it Matter ?!
Humans Very, Very Smart - Giving an Alien a Lot of Ideas.
These are all Human Ideas.
These are not Alien Ideas.
BTW: Some Humans in the past kill other Humans and ate their brains to become Smart.
Not sure if it works.
Maybe only Fat content.
We Aliens need to process further.
Humans giving Alines a lot of Inspirational Ideas.
Again,
Not Aliens Ideas.
Humans Ideas.
Meaning of the Word "Humanity" does not compute well.
What it means to Humans in Words is Contradictory to what it Actually is in Practice.
Thank You Humans !
Peace
For Now
Select to expand quoteImax1 said..
Someone has lost their marbles.
OK
Very Short Transmission:
Cat's name: "Someone" NOT "Imax1" ?
OK
For a Cat should it be: "Marrrrrrrrrrbles."
OR
"Marrrrrrr-balls".
Good question.
Has it Been neutered or spayed ?
Got it: balls.
Therefore
Neutered.
Some Humans panic about Sterilization.
Got it.
Alien feels sorry and full of Compassion for the Animal.
Humans Mean?
What Do you Mean ?
I mean Mean Humans.
Again
Transmission Ending
Love Cats
By Pussy
xoxoxo
Select to expand quotenudie said..
Dude get off the mushrooms!!
mushrooms/fungi OK
No Aliens use mushrooms for Evil or Self destruction (poison mushroom) or Hallucination (Unreal stuff - unreal visions).
In contrary,
Humans Use mushrooms for Evil:
Example:
Human "Leaders" and "Politicians"
They Treat Other Humans like Mushroom.
What does it mean ?
"They feed them on bulls**t (or horse and/or cow manure)"
THEN
"Keep them to grow in the Darkness"
THEN
"They get canned when they actually see a glimpse of hope and light".
Aliens never Treat Aliens nor other Forms of Life this way.
Why Humans so much focus on "the Messenger" ?
Isn't "the Message The Most Important" ?
If Titanic heading for Iceberg,
Does it matter who "rase the alarm" when Danger Coming ?
AND
Navigator fell asleep on the watch.
Wait a minute.
If Navigator fell a sleep on the watch he will not see minute passed.
Maybe that is the problem.
Titanic sank.
Don't know.
Park this question for now.
Anyway,
Which Way ?
OK
So Any Person to "rase the alarm" Important.
Any Person.
OK
Question:
Press any key.
Some Humans Answer:
"Where is a key with "any" written on the keyboard.
Can not find "any" key.
That is the Problem.
Humans Thinking often Malfunction.
Alien Confused.
Transmissions Errors 0% Message Accuracy 100% Checksum 100% OK
Alien only speak the Truth. To Best of Alien Knowledge.
Please go back to the beginning of the post and fact check Everything.
Peace
For Now
