Select to expand quoteCobra said..thePup said..GOLDIE is disease ridden sh!thole full of crooks & ripoff artists 
and I think I'd rather let my cock Samba with a Mandolin than go there 
That's my point
Geez do I have to whip your sorry arse Turban Head
Let's face it,,it's all been done and dusted .just glade I got to surf places in the 70s with **** all on a point.
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..thePup said..Cobra said..
I kinda get Pups comment then I don't. The surf is great the night life is good with plenty of variety.
if it's crowds ,,you live on the goldie surrounded by meth heads and crowds.
close but no cigar said Hillary Clinton Bali is disease ridden sh!thole full of crooks & ripoff artists and I think I'd rather let my cock Samba with a Mandolin than go there
Been to Bali often Pup. No different than Australia 
Festering toilet bowl mate - there's no Bowlo's , no Fluoro Fridays & the hookers are farken blokes , it's a skank
Hahahaha pup your a classic.
mate it's just like your southern bowlo club but with slimmer men.
Select to expand quoteCobra said..
**** off Pup the moment one of those Ladyboys farted you'd get horny.
Look deeply into my eye Turban Head when I say - smoke my cock
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..
Anyway it's that time of the day again back home tonight
7.am
mmmmm let me think about that .... a distinct chance of gastric diarrohea , being blown up by East Javan arse pirates , being burgled and mugged , can't drink water unless it's triple boiled & nuked , heaps of dickhead street peddlers , crowds like snapper & waves that I can get here 5 minutes away
wouldn't drop my piss on the dirty filthy sh!thole - answer is no
Select to expand quotebazz61 said..ViccoLB said..
Guys what's the water like in May on the Goldie can you still surf in board shorts? crowd numbers drop a little?
are the points Mal friendly? i notice a lot of the LBs sit wide of the rock at snapper
Boardies fir vic surfers shortjohn for locals .. points crowded except on daybreak ..
thanks Bazz, i look at the trigger kirra cam each day Kirra looks good for a mal and not too busy when it's not semi on. it's one of things i think u have to do once (surf supper bank) i'm looking forward to it. happy to hear about the water...
Select to expand quotethePup said..
mmmmm let me think about that .... a distinct chance of gastric diarrohea , being blown up by East Javan arse pirates , being burgled and mugged , can't drink water unless it's triple boiled & nuked , heaps of dickhead street peddlers , crowds like snapper & waves that I can get here 5 minutes away
wouldn't drop my piss on the dirty filthy sh!thole - answer is no
Clearly have no idea or lived a sheltered life. 
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..MickPC said..Cobra said..
Lol Surfing Phuket , you're not just there for the surfing.
Yeah the the ping-pong is good too
You like a little pong mate haha
lol....yes 
Select to expand quotethePup said..
mmmmm let me think about that .... a distinct chance of gastric diarrohea , being blown up by East Javan arse pirates , being burgled and mugged , can't drink water unless it's triple boiled & nuked , heaps of dickhead street peddlers , crowds like snapper & waves that I can get here 5 minutes away
wouldn't drop my piss on the dirty filthy sh!thole - answer is no
Farrk Pup I think we're related I get the Bali bash from family . If I was going anywhere it would be Hawaii had a great time last May . But my resent trip down the South island , was really good I realise all you pussies aren't keen on wearing Wetties but the pay off is no crowds , Going back in April it costs me $400 to get the RV on the Ferry 100Ltrs of Diesel each way and I take all my Boards & 4 Wetties the only hassle is drying the wetties
Hey there TB mate - good to see yer round these parts ... Ted's talked about a couple of places over there in NZ I'd do easy
Select to expand quotethePup said..
mmmmm let me think about that .... a distinct chance of gastric diarrohea , being blown up by East Javan arse pirates , being burgled and mugged , can't drink water unless it's triple boiled & nuked , heaps of dickhead street peddlers , crowds like snapper & waves that I can get here 5 minutes away
wouldn't drop my piss on the dirty filthy sh!thole - answer is no
Yeah nah....most of that **** only happens in Kuta but stay away by all means
I must admit what pup has said I have seen in every other part in bail Tux.
kuta's not the only Bali bombing ive seen a robbery at sunua plenty of places to get the belly
rip offs everywhere and LOL dickheads or better still Aussie bogans are all over the island but that is worldwide problem.
still hasn't stop me going with mates and having a ball.
Select to expand quoteCobra said..
I must admit what pup has said I have seen in every other part in bail Tux.
kuta's not the only Bali bombing ive seen a robbery at sunua plenty of places to get the belly
rip offs everywhere and LOL dickheads or better still Aussie bogans are all over the island but that is worldwide problem.
still hasn't stop me going with mates and having a ball.
Exactly and when you get past that its one of the most magical places on earth...
Another tantalising little set up,its actually a touch overhead on the outside,plenty of uncrowded breaks if your willing to search
Select to expand quoteRicardo1709 said..
Another tantalising little set up,its actually a touch overhead on the outside,plenty of uncrowded breaks if your willing to search
Magic morning by the looks too mate geez !!!!
Sure it has all that stuff but so dose Australia.
It also has better wifi internet
better bars
better waves
better restaurants
better beer
better hotels
better lounge bars
better pool clubs
better cliff top bars
better locals
better cafes
better shopping
better service
better landscape
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..
Sure it has all that stuff but so dose Australia.
It also has better wifi internet
better bars
better waves
better restaurants
better beer
better hotels
better lounge bars
better pool clubs
better cliff top bars
better locals
better cafes
better shopping
better service
better landscape
better drug dealing laws ....
