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Sufer wanted by police after trying to spear me in

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Created by JohnnoKeys > 9 months ago, 16 Jun 2014
beer pig
WA, 118 posts
18 Jun 2014 9:30PM
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Haha very funny darth if jonno keys thinks that was bad he should cum down secrets for a paddle I deal with worst **** then every time I go out

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
18 Jun 2014 10:33PM
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tortise said...
It's a prank that surfaces from time to time , the viewer clicks on the link and sees there own profile , the long boarders do it to the newbies next door to stir things up a bit


Hey he is not a longboarder...geez he is a very pathetic shortboarder. Might not even be that,this being the internet and all. Yet I have seen a very bad poo stance pic before..

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
19 Jun 2014 12:51AM
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chrispy said...

tortise said...
It's a prank that surfaces from time to time , the viewer clicks on the link and sees there own profile , the long boarders do it to the newbies next door to stir things up a bit



Hey he is not a longboarder...geez he is a very pathetic shortboarder. Might not even be that,this being the internet and all. Yet I have seen a very bad poo stance pic before..


tortise NEVER confuse longboarders with short boarders and mini mal riders.
cheers

king of the point
WA, 1836 posts
19 Jun 2014 3:53AM
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surfinJ
674 posts
19 Jun 2014 5:10AM
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So lame, he wasn't going to make it anyway. Spear chucker is another older guy, it's an old school trick.

And when somebody's getting on you in the water the best way to get them off you is taking them under.
It's just defensive.

lost at sea
WA, 358 posts
19 Jun 2014 6:51AM
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weiry said...
chrispy said...

tortise said...
It's a prank that surfaces from time to time , the viewer clicks on the link and sees there own profile , the long boarders do it to the newbies next door to stir things up a bit



Hey he is not a longboarder...geez he is a very pathetic shortboarder. Might not even be that,this being the internet and all. Yet I have seen a very bad poo stance pic before..


tortise NEVER confuse longboarders with short boarders and mini mal riders.
cheers
geeezus boys touchy touchy,I'd love to ride a longboard but I wouldn't fit into those sexy new outfits team mac and you boys wear

Macaha
QLD, 21976 posts
19 Jun 2014 11:46AM
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nasty those mini mal riders

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
19 Jun 2014 10:28AM
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Maybe this article is not actually tongue in check after all

www.theinertia.com/surf/why-surfing-like-hockey-needs-fighting-the-case-for-fighting-in-surfing/


surferstu
1011 posts
21 Jun 2014 12:45AM
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JohnnoKeys said...

I pushed he head under water for about 20 seconds and waited for he to stop swimming towards me as he did after losing his breath.
Old man Dick then surfaces and yells at me that I tried to drown him


20 secs underwater?!!!, that's the equivalent of about a 2 wave hold down I don't think many here would survive a 3 wave hold down I doubt I would. What did you expect that he would surface and give you a friendly hug? What if he didn't surface.. Would you rescue him with your dicky arm and shoulder? Did you tell the police about your near drowning this bloke? Not condoning the guys actions but there are 2 sides to every story.

SupExplore
NSW, 130 posts
21 Jun 2014 7:46AM
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I disagree stu, completely. If someone was threatening me like he was?

one - I would hope to remain away from arms length
two - if he came in arms length I would hope to be as skilled enough to hold his head down for longer then twenty seconds

Why?

I have seen someones life change in an instant that allowed someone to come in arms length.

$100,000 surgery
loss of career
loss of balance

We can all do the maths.

magillamelb
VIC, 627 posts
21 Jun 2014 2:14PM
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I thought we went to the beach to unwind and forget about the everyday stresses of life.

Why is it that surfers are so bloody territorial or tribal?

PRAWNDOG
WA, 306 posts
21 Jun 2014 2:40PM
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You are correct magillamelb, but when your out there trying to get a few waves and theres a sup coming straight at your face its pretty hard to not be on edge, a little thinking goes a long way. When your on a SUP give all other surfers a wide berth, its just common sense guys, there is no need or exuse for a sup in a crowded line up its dangerous, sure there are some guys with the skills too pull it of, but there is a time and place for everything, a sup in the middle of a group of surfers is not the place, if you fall of your sup your likely to hurt a surfer its quite intimidating for the surfer especially if your a bit wobbly on your board. If there is no one out sweet, if there is walk down the beach a bit and get a spot to yourself, your still going to get your fill with out wrecking someone else's session. Its embarrassing watching the way some of the guys on sups are behaving lately. Stay out of crowded line up's on your sup, keep a bit of space between you and the surfers so if you fall of your not going to effect anyone else….Rant over…..

Hope everyone gets some waves next week with the swell this front is bringing , now play nice kids.

magillamelb
VIC, 627 posts
21 Jun 2014 4:49PM
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The same can be said for all surfers in a crowded environment regardless of what they ride. Common sense should apply to everyone, although some have plenty of it and some don't. Then again, some people think they're a little more special than others, but usually it's because they're touched with the special stick.

The type of board anyone uses is irrelevant. Everyone is responsible for their safety and that of others on the water.

What gives any person the right to say 'stay away' to another board rider at any beach?

Kami
1566 posts
21 Jun 2014 2:57PM
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magillamelb said...
The same can be said for all surfers in a crowded environment. The type of board they use is irrelevant. What gives any person the right to say 'stay away' to another board rider at any beach?



You right! you can put anything in the water

Don't worry Aussies, same here

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
21 Jun 2014 3:08PM
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magillamelb said...
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The type of board anyone uses is irrelevant.


I disagree. sup by their nature don't deal well with being on the inside so they tend to sit further outside than other craft. They are also bigger and heavier than other craft and less manoeuvrable (in general) than most other craft. The average skill level is also fairly low. So what you get is beginners on dangerous craft sitting further out and ploughing through a crowd. Even capable sup riders struggle in e.g. beachbreak conditions when sets come through.

By contrast, beginner surfers tend to sit further inside than the rest of the pack and an average surfer can usually comfortably duckdive and not present such an obstacle when they do get caught inside.

Lots of generalisations there, but that's what I observe.

To take it further, imagine a surf boat in the surf zone. Even experts struggle to control it. On the other hand, beginner kids on boogers present no real issues. So the craft used makes a massive difference.

PRAWNDOG
WA, 306 posts
21 Jun 2014 3:28PM
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Im with Legion, a SUP is more of a hazard because your standing (continually relying on your balance, which is easily disrupted), so when you fall there is a lot more velocity behind the board when it shoots out from under your feet, usually attached with a 10ft leash so thats a big range to hit someone, not to mention the slight manouvarability disadvantage you have. Whilst other water users say body boards, kayaks, surfers are all sitting majority of the time so if they fall of there is a lot less potential to hurt someone and usually most surfers in the lineup don't have a problem with sitting on their boards as suppers do with staying standing on their boards. So if you give your self enough space from other people so you don't effect them when you fall of you will never have a problem, remember you are introducing the hazard. If you want respect in the water you have to give it, ^^ that attitude will probably cause someone to cop a SUP to the face I hope you have insurance buddy.

buccaneer
WA, 60 posts
21 Jun 2014 4:36PM
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Looks like another thread hijacked by the Legion (the infectious pustule type) and his miserable band of xenophobic, over analytical, cotton wool - loving babies...

Must be hell
Livin' in the world
Suffering in the world, like you (Apologies to MJ & KR!)

Why don't you lot just stay on the couch?
Little chance of running into anything you may perceive as different/dangerous there?
Boring!!

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
21 Jun 2014 6:54PM
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Once again surfers bag out Sups for being dangerous in the surf. Simply because they are big, not because of the ability of the user. A kook is a kook on any craft. What about for my local were they will try and say surfers shouldn't surf, because they say surfboards are dangerous and heavier than Body boards. So who is right? SO if a swimmer enters the water should boogy border get out, hence if a surfer is out and a booger enters should the surfer get out, long boarder give way to surfer and sup give way to everyone else Simply because of the potential danger of the craft

Sadly its the same argument right the way through. Surfers sit further out then the body boarders and we then have to weave through them so Legions argument as to who sits were in the line up is the same IMHO.

I don't want to get run over by anyone, i think everyone is in the same boat so i say just get along. If someone is doing the wrong thing, tell them early don't wait until someone gets hurt or held under water

For god sake just communicate and tolerate..

PRAWNDOG
WA, 306 posts
21 Jun 2014 7:47PM
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The message I've been trying to get across is to allow sufficient space between yourself and other people in the water, standing up in a packed line up next to surfers is asking for trouble i'm not "anti sup", I sup but i just don't think paddling a sup out in the middle of a busy line up is sensible. No one is saying don't do sup, or supping is bad its just much harder to control the board so be vigilant where you paddle out :), why are people so defensive about this lol.

ps: JB how many swimmers do you see out when the surf is pumping :), they walk down to the part of the beach where there are flags or no surfers…….. :) maybe they should put some flags up for the suppers :P (just jokes)

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
21 Jun 2014 8:35PM
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If you think all craft are the same, you're crazy. Would you rather be hit by a surf ski or a racing sup or a booger? Would you be more likely to be hit by a 6' shortboard with a 6' leash or a 9' sup with a 12' leash? Risk is often modelled as a likelihood/consequence matrix. Unfortunately for sup, it falls in the highest corner of the risk matrix. A beginner booger or a swimmer wallowing on the inside falls in the lowest corner of the matrix.

bjshack, sup are dangerous simply because they are big, not because of the ability of the user. E.g. the other day a guy paddled out on a mal. He was sitting inside me. A peak came and I paddled for it. It was shifty so I changed direction on the fly to get the little wind wave entry. The guy on the mal scrambled to not get caught and came directly towards me and we did the "two people in the hallway thing", left, right and I had to stop paddling for it or I'd run straight into him. Have you seen how unmanoeuvrable a giant sup is once they're committed to a wave? If I had been on one there's no way I could have done the last minute pull out. The first time I came across them in the surf (unskilled riders) I was surprised what sort of turning circle they need and how early they have to commit and once they're committed it's hard to pull out. How is that the same as a booger? When I bodysurf, I can pull out within a metre turning circle. I can crash duck dive in half a second. All surf craft are the same?

A big problem is the demographics and ability level. It's a common comment on here that people get into sup because they were injured or old or unfit or whatever. It's also a common comment (and situation) that sup riders have no water background and yet within weeks they're paddling out the back of crowded breaks. I know four people well who sup.

Lots of guys on here aren't a problem. But it seems the majority in the water around here outnumber those guys. You wouldn't catch me dead out at Isos on a busy day. That place is a nightmare of kooks on longboards and sups. There it's both the craft and the riders.

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buccaneer said...
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Legion (the infectious pustule type)


Do you go to bjshack's school of spelling?

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buccaneer said...
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Why don't you lot just stay on the couch?
Little chance of running into anything ...


Actually, I almost never come across sup so this topic is mostly a non-issue for me personally. And I'd reckon I get more water time than most amateurs. E.g. didn't come across any sup for three hours this morning. Nor two hours this afternoon. Looks like I'll have one day off this coming week but I'll bet I don't come across any on any of the surf days either.

buccaneer
WA, 60 posts
21 Jun 2014 9:01PM
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Lesion...oh, I mean Legion...or do I?
I'm just not sure...
You missed the play on the phonetics champ...
If it is full of puss, oozes puss and the puss is infectious; then, it's a Lesion...

Clinging to your spurious, biased argument whilst missing all the humour says it all ...
Boring, over analytical nonsense, you are full of...
Suggest you lighten up and get over yourself...
Life is about doing...live and let live...

Lesion - you're just an online bully with delusions of grandeur...

But then, who's the fool here?
My papa told me not to debate fools...
He said they'll just drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience...

Is there a block function on this forum?
I might need that...

Happy trails - maybe we'll run into each other some time!!

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
21 Jun 2014 9:08PM
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That's what this thread is discussing - being run into. I won't run into you, I've never hit anyone. But I won't be surprised when a sup rider hits me.

As to the rest of your post, I don't really understand most of it. Have you had a couple of drinks maybe?

I love the petty hate of the sup forum.

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
22 Jun 2014 10:24AM
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Aramathorn said...
That's all well and good in theory. Where I SUP, I pick an open spot and do my best to avoid surfers for the very reasons that you have mentioned. The reality is that no matter where I am, surfers gravitate to that area....so I move over more....they come over again to where I am...I move over more.....see the pattern? This isn't an isolated incident I'm talking about either, it happens almost all the time. Some surfers are so rude about it that they will park themselves directly in front of me/us ( I generally am out with a friend) closer to the shore. We also often get comments that are riddled with passive aggressiveness. Like most people out in the waves, I am out there because I love it and want to unwind or just plain enjoy myself. It really ruins the whole experience when people can't respect each other. Last time I was out, a guy made several comments and ended with "I just don't get it" referring to SUP. I don't expect anyone who doesn't do it to get it, just respect other peoples preferences for what they enjoy. Ideally we are all out there because we enjoy being there, it doesn't matter what craft you're on.


That's funny....I live in the reverse world....wherever there is a bank with crew on it,some numptey ends up paddling straight over and takes waves. Where I surf 90% of peeps who sup are crap and rude. We have a couple of beginners who really get the whole idea to share and hey my ability is not great so I will keep my distance. I had a big run in with one guy who I'm now mates with. He was your usual self centred,I've paid my taxes and will do what I want type kook. Long story, but I'm so glad to see him progress and chat to him as he is paddling for some. I surf beachies mainly so I'm pretty lucky when it gets good/bigger as most can't get out. So once again it is all about who is a dickhead and who is not. Geez I've been cut off by a old granny with a prescription drug haze going on by her mobility scooter in a supermarket, so what do you do.

BUT when I see a newbie on a sup paddle straight out I do start to **** myself.

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
22 Jun 2014 12:06PM
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Legion said...
That's what this thread is discussing - being run into. I won't run into you, I've never hit anyone. But I won't be surprised when a sup rider hits me.

As to the rest of your post, I don't really understand most of it. Have you had a couple of drinks maybe?

I love the petty hate of the sup forum.


But the thread started about a surfer who thought he owned the waves. He believed he had more rights to the surf then the Supper..

I dont disagree that sups are big and can be dangerous in the surf, but my point is why should one sport get more credence than the other? If your argument is that a SUP is too dangerous then the same must be said of any hard surfboard

I went for a surf earlier this year and took a mate who SUPS. He chose to come out on a surfboard but eventually i talked him into getting his sup. In a crowded line up, he was much safer IMHO than he was on his surfboard. He caught heaps of waves and was well received by all because they could see he had it well under control..

I just think some people, it makes no difference what craft they ride, think they are the answer to everything and really IMHO have no idea what the surf stoke really is about. They may rip more than anyone else in the line up, but they still don't get it

Zeusman
QLD, 1363 posts
22 Jun 2014 2:28PM
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Wow!!! Just wow!!!

Legion
WA, 2222 posts
22 Jun 2014 2:06PM
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I dont disagree that sups are big and can be dangerous in the surf, but my point is why should one sport get more credence than the other? If your argument is that a SUP is too dangerous then the same must be said of any hard surfboard


One doesn't get more credence than the other. If a learner paddles out and sits out beyond a pack and takes off and bails or careers through a pack out of control or can't duckdive and bails his board, he will get spoken to at a well managed break. A couple or a few times I year I find myself telling learners that if they bail they don't belong where they are. It's rare you should ever have to bail in Perth. But learners on surfboards or boogers typically don't do that (not outside a pack anyway, maybe learners in close). OTOH learners on sup do.

Personally, I'm a kook but I manage most takeoffs I attempt. If I bail like a kook I self-regulate for a while and go several rungs down the ladder until I feel I've earned my place again (wherever that may be).

These topics are ridiculous because I 99% know my place in any lineup and so do any of the guys in this forum with any water background. So when arguments spring up, they're typically arguing with people without a clue.

Shortboards are also dangerous, yes. Historically, that's why they are banned at several swimming beaches for part of the year. But the nature of how they are used makes them less of a threat at a surfing break, typically.

Kami
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22 Jun 2014 2:15PM
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jbshack said...

Legion said...
That's what this thread is discussing - being run into. I won't run into you, I've never hit anyone. But I won't be surprised when a sup rider hits me.

As to the rest of your post, I don't really understand most of it. Have you had a couple of drinks maybe?

I love the petty hate of the sup forum.



But the thread started about a surfer who thought he owned the waves. He believed he had more rights to the surf then the Supper..

I dont disagree that sups are big and can be dangerous in the surf, but my point is why should one sport get more credence than the other? If your argument is that a SUP is too dangerous then the same must be said of any hard surfboard

I went for a surf earlier this year and took a mate who SUPS. He chose to come out on a surfboard but eventually i talked him into getting his sup. In a crowded line up, he was much safer IMHO than he was on his surfboard. He caught heaps of waves and was well received by all because they could see he had it well under control..

I just think some people, it makes no difference what craft they ride, think they are the answer to everything and really IMHO have no idea what the surf stoke really is about. They may rip more than anyone else in the line up, but they still don't get it


Sure jbshack, better break ribs or some blood in my hair being hit by a SUP than speared in eye from a SB without nose protection.
Still being with Legion about surfing etiquette crushed by SUP invaders

Macaha
QLD, 21976 posts
22 Jun 2014 5:04PM
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Oh get over it boys,get on a longboard we have the best of both worlds

teatrea
QLD, 4177 posts
22 Jun 2014 5:34PM
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Its only a wave , their is another one right behind it

Macaha
QLD, 21976 posts
22 Jun 2014 5:41PM
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teatrea said...
Its only a wave , their is another one right behind it


which ones better



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