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Boardies over your wettie WTF!

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Created by scubaste > 9 months ago, 26 Dec 2013
Jared888
WA, 389 posts
28 Dec 2013 9:10AM
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I thought it was a sponsorship deal thing... some brands don't make wetties so they make there riders were their brands boardies over them...

G Kailua
VIC, 74 posts
29 Dec 2013 10:23AM
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Works for me as i keep my car key in my boar shorts pocket.

Jared888
WA, 389 posts
29 Dec 2013 8:08AM
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dejavugraham said..

Works for me as i keep my car key in my boar shorts pocket.


most new wetties have a little pocket big enough for a key, either on the bottom of the leg or on the back next to the zipp, as standard they work ok u don't even notice its there, and sometimes its not

Chris_M
2132 posts
29 Dec 2013 11:51AM
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Jared888 said..


dejavugraham said..

Works for me as i keep my car key in my boar shorts pocket.



most new wetties have a little pocket big enough for a key, either on the bottom of the leg or on the back next to the zipp, as standard they work ok u don't even notice its there, and sometimes its not


But for some reasong the key loop on wetties always seems weak as??? My boardies always seem to have a loop that seems a little more robust.

Perhaps it is a problem solely associated with Oneill wetties? Love em, but far out I dont trust their key loops!

snowsurfmatt
NSW, 96 posts
29 Dec 2013 3:04PM
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bah im a surfer just got into kiteboarding year ago, i just seen some shredders wearin boardies so jumped on that band wagon, had a mate at highschool who was a pussy at gettin cold in summer surfin so he wore wettie under his boardies haha.

Jared888
WA, 389 posts
29 Dec 2013 6:06PM
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snowsurfmatt said..

bah im a surfer just got into kiteboarding year ago, i just seen some shredders wearin boardies so jumped on that band wagon, had a mate at highschool who was a pussy at gettin cold in summer surfin so he wore wettie under his boardies haha.


Baaaa!!

Fredd
WA, 14 posts
29 Dec 2013 7:25PM
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Because my wettie doesent have any pockets and i dont wanna leave my car keys in the backpack on the beach with all those dody mother****ers around ;) thats why i wear boardies over wetties???



shoodbegood
VIC, 873 posts
29 Dec 2013 10:54PM
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Sorry, i feel like a voyeur reading this ****, but are you blokes for real? FFS you should be ashamed of yourselves!!!

Slashrockson
NSW, 126 posts
30 Dec 2013 10:05AM
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Everything went silent after your post shoodbegood, now your've made everyone feel guilty for having a bit of fun.

Oh No! what do I do now. If I wear boardies I'm gay and if I don't I'm showing off my package, what do I do ???
What about harness boardies over wetsuit is that gay too or too gay??

Jared888
WA, 389 posts
30 Dec 2013 9:03AM
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Slashrockson said..

Everything went silent after your post shoodbegood, now your've made everyone feel guilty for having a bit of fun.

Oh No! what do I do now. If I wear boardies I'm gay and if I don't I'm showing off my package, what do I do ???
What about harness boardies over wetsuit is that gay too or too gay??



I think its good for everyone to be a little bit gay sometimes...common whats wrong with a man hug...

I searched voyeur in google images OMG, lesson learn t use Wikipedia first

Meat
WA, 13 posts
30 Dec 2013 12:00PM
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started in early 2000's in wakeboarding to differentiate from the skiers ,(a wakeboarder wearing a wetty and no shorts was branded a "ski-boarder" and appropriately punished ) ,, we wore shorts because tricks look better in shorts than a neoprene "onesie" . then after one too many unfortunate landing enemas we wore wetsuit shorts under our shorts as a protective arrangement -- kinda like a cricket box for your date ... now following that logic buy calling us short wearers "gay" (not that there's anything wrong with that ) your calling the enitre australian cricket team gay !! and thats just not cool !! (no matter if any of its accurate ) ,
but aside from that the wetty shorts are a good deterrent to hydraulic penetration of your anus but the board shorts look better wakestyle . .

Jared888
WA, 389 posts
30 Dec 2013 12:31PM
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Meat said..

started in early 2000's in wakeboarding to differentiate from the skiers ,(a wakeboarder wearing a wetty and no shorts was branded a "ski-boarder" and appropriately punished ) ,, we wore shorts because tricks look better in shorts than a neoprene "onesie" . then after one too many unfortunate landing enemas we wore wetsuit shorts under our shorts as a protective arrangement -- kinda like a cricket box for your date ... now following that logic buy calling us short wearers "gay" (not that there's anything wrong with that ) your calling the enitre australian cricket team gay !! and thats just not cool !! (no matter if any of its accurate ) ,
but aside from that the wetty shorts are a good deterrent to hydraulic penetration of your anus but the board shorts look better wakestyle . .



Nicely put Meat,

I have found that you get less ball slap on bad landing when wearing a wety as apposed to free balling with boardies.....might get me some of those taught cricket style undergarments to slip[ on and save the little boys some pain



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