Select to expand quoteKozzie said..
i use to kite for 8 hours in 1 session when i first started.
lol. ^^^
Wow, it's good to talk yourself up.
Praise away.
Select to expand quoteSibboV1 said..Kozzie said..
(allso if all you can do is go back and fourth windsurfing is the perfect sport for you)
I can also get in people's way.
I think I cut off some top 5 Aus guy the other day - doing all those twisty BS moves. No ones does that any more, who does he think he is? 
if he was really in the top 5 he should have been carveing into the face of a wave and then out running the water without his frilly hat falling off
Select to expand quotewaveslave said..Kozzie said..
i use to kite for 8 hours in 1 session when i first started.
lol. ^^^
Wow, it's good to talk yourself up.
Praise away.
thats not talking myself up... thats embaressing.... i couldnt make cheese sandwiches for 8 hours. thats how lame "freeride" is
Select to expand quoteKozzie said..
without his frilly hat falling off
Nope, you've clearly got him and me mixed up. I've got the bitchin hat.
Select to expand quotehornedsquirrel said..
Come to holland. Wind conditions of 50 knots with a sea that is unforgivening
That sounds like fun!.....
At my local the hardest core dudes are the gnarly old buggars. They go out in rediculous conditions and ride stupidly deep in the pocket of massive waves. A lot of the younger guys don't even turn up on those days.
Get to 40+ knot gusts and 5 meter swell and the same 5 or 6 mad bastard dudes turn up.. None of them are bellow 40! most in their 50's.
Select to expand quoteKozzie said..
hahahah holly **** underoath :D
i think were getting more agressive online the more we get beaten by bloody children who cant buy a pint yet but even that aside this is a very nice post :D your an inspiration
Nah he's just scared of me 'cause I gave him a "death threat" LOL... *sigh*
Select to expand quoteKozzie said..
waveslave said..
Kozzie said..
i use to kite for 8 hours in 1 session when i first started.
lol. ^^^
Wow, it's good to talk yourself up.
Praise away.
thats not talking myself up... thats embaressing.... i couldnt make cheese sandwiches for 8 hours. thats how lame "freeride" is
LOL well that explains why you hate Townsville kook
Time to see a shrink I say
Select to expand quotePlummet said..hornedsquirrel said..
Come to holland. Wind conditions of 50 knots with a sea that is unforgivening
That sounds like fun!.....
At my local the hardest core dudes are the gnarly old buggars. They go out in rediculous conditions and ride stupidly deep in the pocket of massive waves. A lot of the younger guys don't even turn up on those days.
Get to 40+ knot gusts and 5 meter swell and the same 5 or 6 mad bastard dudes turn up.. None of them are bellow 40! most in their 50's.
Do you have any mates in NZ Plums? Everytime you post a video or pic, you're on your own out in that cold dessolate place.
I feel sorry for you.
Select to expand quoteLoftywinds said..Plummet said..hornedsquirrel said..
Come to holland. Wind conditions of 50 knots with a sea that is unforgivening
That sounds like fun!.....
At my local the hardest core dudes are the gnarly old buggars. They go out in rediculous conditions and ride stupidly deep in the pocket of massive waves. A lot of the younger guys don't even turn up on those days.
Get to 40+ knot gusts and 5 meter swell and the same 5 or 6 mad bastard dudes turn up.. None of them are bellow 40! most in their 50's.
Do you have any mates in NZ Plums? Everytime you post a video or pic, you're on your own out in that cold dessolate place.
I feel sorry for you.
Some of the best placed to kite in NZ are dessolate and sometimes cold........ But they are also some of the best places in the world ....
So don't feel sorry for me man. I have a glorious life. Far more glorious than what I reveal on internet forums.
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So don't feel sorry for me man. I have a glorious life. Far more glorious than what I reveal on internet forums.
This cant be right... Didn't you also say you are an old bloke living in New Zealand?
Select to expand quotebjw said..Plummet said...
So don't feel sorry for me man. I have a glorious life. Far more glorious than what I reveal on internet forums.
This cant be right... Didn't you also say you are an old bloke living in New Zealand?
Oh yes, sorry I forgot. Its terrible here. Horrible. Nothing to see.... move on...... don't bother visiting....
With so many moving here its decreasing both Australia and New Zealand's average IQ 
Select to expand quotebjw said..
With so many moving here its decreasing both Australia and New Zealand's average IQ
I've heard something like that before.
Select to expand quoteNathe said..
What I'm finding hard to believe is there are still kiwis left in nz
Me too, it's a ****hole run by ****ing assholes. The weather sucks too: you don a t-shirt and shirts cos it's hot, go outside and freeze when the sun goes behind a cloud but still get sunburned in 5 minutes and when you go back inside you find someone has stolen your TV and raped your cat.
Select to expand quoteKamikuza said..Nathe said..
What I'm finding hard to believe is there are still kiwis left in nz
Me too, it's a ****hole run by ****ing assholes. The weather sucks too: you don a t-shirt and shirts cos it's hot, go outside and freeze when the sun goes behind a cloud but still get sunburned in 5 minutes and when you go back inside you find someone has stolen your TV and raped your cat.
Yeh but QLD in Japan is a hole.
Did you know that Kiwi's invented flying machines? Little known fact but they got there 50 years before the Write Brothers.
Select to expand quotekitebt said..
Did you know that Kiwi's invented flying machines? Little known fact but they got there 50 years before the Write Brothers.
Is that Wright?
Select to expand quotebjw said..Kamikuza said..Nathe said..
What I'm finding hard to believe is there are still kiwis left in nz
Me too, it's a ****hole run by ****ing assholes. The weather sucks too: you don a t-shirt and shirts cos it's hot, go outside and freeze when the sun goes behind a cloud but still get sunburned in 5 minutes and when you go back inside you find someone has stolen your TV and raped your cat.
Yeh but QLD in Japan is a hole.
It was the only option that looked like OLD
Select to expand quoteKamikuza said..Nathe said..
What I'm finding hard to believe is there are still kiwis left in nz
Me too, it's a ****hole run by ****ing assholes. The weather sucks too: you don a t-shirt and shirts cos it's hot, go outside and freeze when the sun goes behind a cloud but still get sunburned in 5 minutes and when you go back inside you find someone has stolen your TV and raped your cat.
Im in tears
Select to expand quoteKamikuza said...
raped your cat.
Yeh but QLD in Japan is a hole.
It was the only option that looked like OLD
Whereas QLD Japan is a place where chubby leathery looking Japanese dudes eat raw beef Hungry Jacks served from a toy train on a round table, whilst watching obese fat guys in g-strings doing MMA. They drink XXXX and compare crappy Kanji tats done by an artist that failed artschool that prove their manhood.
Yep its a cold and dessolate place where you root sheep, your tv is stolen and some sicko rapes your cat. In truth I was unaware of the prolific cat raping problem in NZ. Probably because some farker stole my TV and I missed the news! But it probably explains why my cat always has this scowl on its face.
Actually I dislike cats. Misserable self absorbed creatures. Keep up the cat raping, rapists. Your doing a good job.
I had a terrible 25-35 knot session yesterday.... Truely horrible. I got wet, it was overcast, The sand hurt my legs. What a bloody nightmare. The day before i went downhill mountain biking. That sucked. I sweated like a cat rapist, the body armor made my legs stinky. My arsewhole buddies made me go to the pub afterward. What pricks. I didn't get home to after 9. Bloody missis had made me dinner, but it was cold, I gave her a serve for serving me cold food. What is the world coming to when a man turns up hours late to find cold dinner in the fridge?!
I have had enough of this ****hole.
I'm packing up right now and leaving. I'm going to Japan first to bum rape a whale then eat it in the name of science. Then i'll spend a month with lofty learning the ways of putting baby powder into kite bladders. I'll finish of by moving to wa turning homometrosexual stick a dick and balls in each ear and shack up with waveslave.
For almost 3000 $hitty comments and 600 photos of yourself Plumment, finally made a funny post.
No whales here, theyve all been eaten. Why do you think the whaling fleet is hanging out In your backyard?Select to expand quotebjw said..Kamikuza said...
raped your cat.
Yeh but QLD in Japan is a hole.
Yeah I got it the first time.
Raw horse yes. Beef is cooked you fool. Always.
Select to expand quotePlummet said...
Actually I dislike cats. Misserable self absorbed creatures. Keep up the cat raping, rapists. Your doing a good job.
You make a good point. Keep them busy, just don't let them off a leash in a park. That's the cats or the rapist, unless they are together.
Wait... This forum is sick. Keep up the good work Kiwis 
Select to expand quotePlummet said..
I'll finish of by moving to wa turning homometrosexual stick a dick and balls in each ear and shack up with waveslave.
i actually laughed at this hahahaha nice :D
Select to expand quoteUnderoath said..
For almost 3000 $hitty comments and 600 photos of yourself Plumment, finally made a funny post.
You had a few more wrinkles last time I saw you, WTF.......you ageing or just got progeria. ?
