They tell me the Australian population is again, I think its more prevalent on this forum than anywhere else in society.
I need light bar pressure for my little sore arms!- LOFTYWINDS
Surfboard for light winds, coz big winds frighten me- DUFF
Fav light wind combo, coz the misses lets me out in 6 knots- KITEBT/ [b]KIWIDAVE/MAKERR[/b]
Foil topics, coz my little sore arms can't unhook, and twin tips hurt my ankles - ALL >40YO FORUM POSTERS & [b]LOFTYWINDS [/b]
Select to expand quoteUnderoath said..
They tell me the Australian population is again, I think its more prevalent on this forum than anywhere else in society.
twin tips hurt my ankles
Oh dam, I'm getting old, my ankles were hurting. Maybe I should sell the MX bike (best option for light wind!) and get a foil board and stop looping?
This is the closet equivalent to a foil in the moto x world.
Bloody rebels.
Edit- Thanks Monkey.
hahahah holly **** underoath :D
i think were getting more agressive online the more we get beaten by bloody children who cant buy a pint yet but even that aside this is a very nice post :D your an inspiration
Select to expand quoteUnderoath said..
They tell me the Australian population is again, I think its more prevalent on this forum than anywhere else in society.
I need light bar pressure for my little sore arms!- LOFTYWINDS
Surfboard for light winds, coz big winds frighten me- DUFF
Fav light wind combo, coz the misses lets me out in 6 knots- KITEBT/ [b]KIWIDAVE/MAKERR[/b]
Foil topics, coz my little sore arms can't unhook, and twin tips hurt my ankles - ALL >40YO FORUM POSTERS & [b]LOFTYWINDS [/b]
Underoath,
Don't confuse getting old with pussification.
A kid these days gets a participation award for just being in a team.
Coros on nye, screaming 35knts big swell
Average age of the 6 kiters out ,I'd say 45 the ageing population were the only ones out
The gayjing population were watchin my bitching rules ( my kitchen rules ) or better homos and hardons ( better homes and gardens ) 
Select to expand quoteUnderoath said..
They tell me the Australian population is again, I think its more prevalent on this forum than anywhere else in society.
I need light bar pressure for my little sore arms!- LOFTYWINDS
Surfboard for light winds, coz big winds frighten me- DUFF
Fav light wind combo, coz the misses lets me out in 6 knots- KITEBT/ [b]KIWIDAVE/MAKERR[/b]
Foil topics, coz my little sore arms can't unhook, and twin tips hurt my ankles - ALL >40YO FORUM POSTERS & [b]LOFTYWINDS [/b]
Yep, agree,, starting to look like the topics in the windsurfing forum 
Select to expand quotelotofwind said...[b]
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Yep, agree,, starting to look like the topics in the windsurfing forum
Poledancers accepted emasculation years ago.
That's why the GPS section of the forum was created ..
it was suitably pussified.
lol.
Select to expand quotelotofwind said...Underoath said..
They tell me the Australian population is again, I think its more prevalent on this forum than anywhere else in society.
I need light bar pressure for my little sore arms!- LOFTYWINDS
Surfboard for light winds, coz big winds frighten me- DUFF
Fav light wind combo, coz the misses lets me out in 6 knots- KITEBT/ [b]KIWIDAVE/MAKERR[/b]
Foil topics, coz my little sore arms can't unhook, and twin tips hurt my ankles - ALL >40YO FORUM POSTERS & [b]LOFTYWINDS [/b]
Yep, agree,, starting to look like the topics in the windsurfing forum
No furkin way
Kite topics would surely be the laughing stock of the seabreeze forums
Supers look pretty hardcore compared to some of the questions asked on the kiting topics,
Oh and on nye there was possible 50 poleys out compared to half a dozen of us in big conditions
Respect to the pole dancers imho
Select to expand quotecauncy said..
Kite topics would surely be the laughing stock of the seabreeze forums
Do you include your own lame topics amongst those mentioned ?
lol.
Hey ... I am in the naughty 40's club and I love strong winds and little grannies in speed chairs 
Select to expand quotewaveslave said...cauncy said..
Kite topics would surely be the laughing stock of the seabreeze forums
Do you include your own lame topics amongst those mentioned ?
lol.
Drama queens, yeh your right
Select to expand quotecauncy said..
lotofwind said...
Underoath said..
They tell me the Australian population is again, I think its more prevalent on this forum than anywhere else in society.
I need light bar pressure for my little sore arms!- LOFTYWINDS
Surfboard for light winds, coz big winds frighten me- DUFF
Fav light wind combo, coz the misses lets me out in 6 knots- KITEBT/ [b]KIWIDAVE/MAKERR[/b]
Foil topics, coz my little sore arms can't unhook, and twin tips hurt my ankles - ALL >40YO FORUM POSTERS & [b]LOFTYWINDS [/b]
Yep, agree,, starting to look like the topics in the windsurfing forum
Oh and on nye there was possible 50 poleys out compared to half a dozen of us in big conditions
"50 POLEYS" !!!!! 
Sorry mate, that must of sucked. Hope next nye is better for you.
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"50 POLEYS" !!!!!
My worst kitemare. ^^^
lol.
They all stuck to the flat section at the camp, one ventured down for a look , when it's big enough it's big enough for a decent size crew,
It's a true sign the winds honkin when there's plenty of poleys
Don't worry kids, you'll be old one day too.
/then you'll realise how irrelevant kids attitudes are
Select to expand quoteTHE PIN PULLER said...
Sorry mate but did u not leave WA because the wind was just to strong ???
Yeh then he realised his mistake
Got all depressed on a crap session
And tryed to neck himself with his kite lines
I heard you can put boots on a foil board and hit the waves with it, tangle up in your lines and stuff. No reason why you couldn't unhook and pass the stick too. You could also set a new trend using boots AND strapless. That may attract the kids and they all bugger off and abandon our flat water spots. Agree with some other old farts that when it hits the 30+ knots most kids somehow disappear. Guess it gets a bit too rad for them. I recon widening the kiteable range to 7 knots to say 45 is pretty cool and well worth the sore arms
Select to expand quotecauncy said..
Coros on nye, screaming 35knts big swell
Average age of the 6 kiters out ,I'd say 45 the ageing population were the only ones out
The gayjing population were watchin my bitching rules ( my kitchen rules ) or better homos and hardons ( better homes and gardens )
You can't use gayness as a basis for derision anymore. Gay people are ok and deserve to be left in peace. Paedophile priests are fair game.
As for aging kiters, it's just more experience and less tolerance for BS.
Select to expand quoteUnderoath said..
They tell me the Australian population is again, I think its more prevalent on this forum than anywhere else in society.
If you were young and hardcore, you'd just climb directly up the hull, not the easy option of the chain. 
Select to expand quote[b]Underoath said..
[/b]I was kiting about 12kms off Leighton, and my kite went flat. I ditched my kite and bar.
So I swam about 1kms to one of them parked shipping cargo containers, and ever so slowly climbed the anchor chain.
The Philippineo workers on the boat were a little shocked.
The reason Corros only had 5 kiters (with an average age of 45) on a big swell is because all the other kiters wanted to kite a real wave and left! Not that fat piece of ****!
Select to expand quoteJonopark said...
The reason Corros only had 5 kiters (with an average age of 45) on a big swell is because all the other kiters wanted to kite a real wave and left! Not that fat piece of ****!
Jono, you need to get away from your regulated 300 mtr kite zone at the Mecca of mullaz
It's making you all bitter
Hahaha I have been kiting the total epicness (and straightness) of Trigg all summer!
Also I am not knocking age (anymore anyway) as Im getting on myself unfortunately!!
Select to expand quotecauncy said..
THE PIN PULLER said...
Sorry mate but did u not leave WA because the wind was just to strong ???
Yeh then he realised his mistake
Got all depressed on a crap session
And tryed to neck himself with his kite lines
shots fired!
jesus christ thats ruff!
i use to kite for 8 hours in 1 session when i first started. mowing the lawn and boosting "rideing" waves.
now that i am actually doing something while kiteing ala freestyle i can only last 2 hours maximum often a solid hour is more then enough to drain my physical and mental limits.
truth is you old farts CANT and COULDNT if you COULD do anything remotely freestyle. so instead you sledge it with ridiculous statements. but i know the truth as i am getting there myself. after a good couple hours of freestyle my body is wrecked for 2 days. recovery time is real once your out of your 20's
so please just admit to yourselves. your old. your useless.
seeya in the nurseing home
(allso if all you can do is go back and fourth windsurfing is the perfect sport for you)
Select to expand quoteKozzie said..
(allso if all you can do is go back and fourth windsurfing is the perfect sport for you)
I can also get in people's way.
I think I cut off some top 5 Aus guy the other day - doing all those twisty BS moves. No ones does that any more, who does he think he is? 
