Select to expand quoteseanhogan said..
g'day Paul ! what a beauty, do you mind if I have a go at translating it in french ? this MUST be shared !!! sooo funny !!
G'Day Sean!
Go for it mate, let me know if it goes well.
Cheers!
Paul
I'm eating lunch as I'm watching the video at work in the break room. Now coworkers are curious why I busted up laughing for no reason.
Select to expand quoteFlying Dutchman said..
Ha cheers fellas, had fun making that one...made a few changes to my YouTube copy if you ever want to share. 
Keep up the great work Paul and keeping taking the piss! ...I've just seen the Campello one too - brilliant!
You must have had yourself in stitches while editing these two.
Not sure how you'll go with getting sponsors now though - have any of them given you 'feedback'? ...or do they still actually have a funny bone?
Your videos are world class!
Select to expand quoteFishMints said..Flying Dutchman said..
Ha cheers fellas, had fun making that one...made a few changes to my YouTube copy if you ever want to share.
Keep up the great work Paul and keeping taking the piss! ...I've just seen the Campello one too - brilliant!
You must have had yourself in stitches while editing these two.
Not sure how you'll go with getting sponsors now though - have any of them given you 'feedback'? ...or do they still actually have a funny bone?
Your videos are world class!
Ha thanks FishMints!
When I was making the Risitas one I was pissing myself.... best day I had in ages ha ha.
My only sponsor is Surf Sail Australia in Leederville, Mark helps me get a good deal on gear in return for exposure to his shop. If any of you see him or place an order online, mention that you are aware of the sponsorship so he knows it's working! I'm stoked to have Surf Sail as a sponsor because I have bought all my windsurf stuff from him in the past 20 years anyway.
As for getting other sponsors...I never get any enquiries about sponsorship, I'm not too fussed.... the beauty is I can create anything I want without having to worry about protecting a brands image. The ironic thing is I often get more views than many of the more professionally made corporate branded ones.
But in the end it's all about sharing the love of windsurfing. It's brought me so many great times, sometimes sh!tting myself, many times sailing in sub-par conditions with new mates having a blast and every now and again you get those days where the wind and waves come together to create some of the best days of your life. I think we call relate to that!
Cheers!
Paul
Select to expand quoteremery said..
I've been looking at getting a van for my gear. I would have shown the video to my wife if it wasn't for the van part.
ha ha sorry mate
That was great. The extra crudeities wasn't needed imo I think U nailed it with your first one 
Select to expand quoteImax1 said..elmo said..Imax1 said..elmo said..
I've got
SLW (Claytons Formula board)
SUP
Foil
and a head like a bashed crab
I don't think my two single fin wave boards can help me, even my hands knocking me back
Buy you hand some flowers
Even taken it out for drinkies, the rejection is bad
OK , we need plan B,
Your hand needs to feel pretty,
I know it's going to feel weird , buying it , but maybee some bright red lipstick ??.?
Please don't make me go to plan. C
I will for a fallen brother if I have to 
Better if you use "The Stranger", which is of course where you rest on one arm until it falls asleep, so it feels like a stranger.
However, I have been doing the same for non-sexual purposes. I put my arm or leg to sleep, and then draw on it with a permanent marker!
It gets so angry when it wakes up!! LOL!
