Did you know...
Target recalled all their bikes after riders complained the tops of them flexed too much

Did you know...
Target recalled all their bikes after riders complained the tops of them flexed too much

But hey, they looked prettier than every other bike on the market.
Thank god someone finally green thumbed me
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I try really hard to make windsurfing related gags and you guys just pluck em out ov fresh air
I feel like all of you are on this train and I'm the tunnel
The space between your eyebrows is called the glabella.
A boomerang will return to the thrower even in space.
It is physically impossible for a pig to look directly up into the sky.
They can periodically if you put them on a spit.
Thank god someone finally green thumbed me
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I try really hard to make windsurfing related gags and you guys just pluck em out ov fresh air
I feel like all of you are on this train and I'm the tunnel
jus kidding![]()
You poledancers sure like strange vids???, not that I'm judging or there is anything wrong with ya vids, I guess it explains the " Don't ask don't tell" policy you guys sign before getting lessons? And why kiters wear boardies over their wetties when you guys are around.
lol
Oh and
Iron weighs more after it rusts.
An Argentine duck has a penis as long as its entire body &a brown wood duck gets a hardon at 70mph .
"dead people can get goose bumps"
shyte , i think i just got 'em
why are they called goose bumps anyway
you cannot see your nose
ok ... who just tried ?![]()
I can see my nose...but now I am cross eyed ??
An Argentine duck has a penis as long as its entire body &a brown wood duck gets a hardon at 70mph .
" I'm the fittest , most sculpted windsurfing creator. "
-Jim Drake
The term Hysterectomy originates from the surgical practice of removing, or part of, a woman's uterus to treat female hysteria or "Woman's Madness"
The term Hysterectomy originates from the surgical practice of removing, or part of, a woman's uterus to treat female hysteria or "Woman's Madness"
Think a lobotomy would be more practical.![]()
Windsurfing Folklore
-origins of bump'n'jump-
It was believed that if you stared at naked Mirandusa and only one part of you turned to stone, Bump and Jump wood o'kerr.
