Things are so hectic in 2019, everyone needs to check their phone every minute to see who's PM.
The interest in Donald's latest tweet showed who is really driving the Australian Parliament
The moment this week when the media released graphic and intimate photos of the senior Liberal minister forcing himself on a staffer
Lloyd's Auction house emails their bumper July shareholder's distribution statements.
Speaker of the house instructs the opposition; "Only the funniest emoji response to a government question will be accepted" 
Now, was it swipe Left for Yay and Right for Nay...?
....or the other way round?
Aaaaw Crap!
Pensioners everywhere across Australia were outraged when 'question time' was swapped to 'ask Google'.
When a new rule that you needed to understand what you were talking about was brought into parliament, things slowed down a lot.
Can anyone else see the irony in thinking of a wise-arse comment......whilst sitting there staring down at your phone!!!
Windsurfing.TV releases identity of original "Cannonball" sailor on latest Send it Sunday
The new windsurfing game, is just so addictive .. especially the parts where you overtake kites .
"I got three masts, two fins, a harness but missed out on the board at the auction, How did you do?"
Generation X complaining about "young people today addicted to social media and mobile phones"........ ,
on their twitter feed and wondering why they don't have any " likes "
