Google maps. Directions. Current location. To. Mordor.
Apple Maps? You've gotta be joking, right?!
Pic of Lotowind after waiting a "prudent" amount of time to judge caption comp 471
All day my whole life on here, over 17 000 posts, and the Seabreeze bastards STILL wont give me a free T-shirt
Ok ......... logging in for the wind forecast for SE QLD ................ I haven't shaved since I last windsurfed
Select to expand quoteAs Gandalf gazes into one of the seeing stones of the fourth age he sees things that were, things that are, and some things, that have not yet come to pass... Unfortunately reliability of the Bureau of Meteorology is low, and some of those things may not come to pass either.
Manual7's grandson finally gets through, "Speed Loop again... but this time it's for real :) ! and is none the wiser...
Select to expand quoteImax1 said..
Pic of forceten trying to calculate board volume.
Could be , except no beer nearby.
Laurie creates Seabreeze.
One site to rule them all, green arrows to find them.
One forum to bring them all, and when it's windless, bind them!
Select to expand quoteMastbender said..
Plenty of fish, plenty of fish, where the hell is PLENTY OF FISH?
I found it but referred to "Plenty of old bitches".
Gandalf saw that Valinor, the Undying Lands, had warm water and good winds. And so he took a quiver of boards with which to teach Frodo and Bilbo how to dance upon the waves.
Select to expand quoteTHE DONG said..
How to remove stains from whites
"hmm 'Proceed to Mordor. Fight the Balrog.' I was hoping for something like bleach."
Gandolf the grey
Gandolf the white
Gandolf the .... Duotone......oh bollocks its already taken
Award time and :
Mark_A, Windxtasy and PhilSWR get an honourable mention, but then again they are usually the funniest so in the pursuit of balance I am going to ignore them.
lotofwind is disqualified for some reason I can't think of.
So - I'm going to nominate Sparky as winner, if you can't take the piss out of kiters in a funny image thread then Wally riders must be the next best thing.
