There once was an ass named Bart
Who was hitched to the front of a cart
When the cart filled with masses
In excess of the asses'
Bart shot into the air like a dart.
Does my ass look big in this
[Sparky - we may have had this one many moons ago but i reckon keep it]
Was only eight years ago . where does the time go ? Here's my well thought out entry from back then. ![]()

A top solution for a farrier with a bad back
Have to show this one to my farrier..![]()
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Does my ass look big in this
[Sparky - we may have had this one many moons ago but i reckon keep it]
Was only eight years ago . where does the time go ? Here's my well thought out entry from back then. ![]()

Hard to believe this was 8 years ago richie. Back when the CC was the biggest thing around ;-) Some bloody funny captions www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Windsurfing/General/Caption-comp-86?page=1
My effort:
The War on Terror was swinging America's way. Finally they had found their smoking gun - a "Weapon of ASS Destruction" just seconds prior to launch.