Thanks Cam.
I actually thought at the time this was posted in another thread may be good for a comp, so hope it is OK to steal :)
Extra points for clean entries
From the ' fellow' gazing out to sea.. not interested at all..wtf
If number 1 2 and 4 Were laying round the other way,
We would have " titty rump titty rump titty rump rump rump "
Dude in background wondering... " Why did those silly girls ask me to do their suncream. Why can't they just do each other's?"
Just spread out your gear all over the girls. They look willing. Then you will notice your gear having a wonderful fresh sent to it when you hit the water, guaranteed not to smell fishy after your session. But the sail might be a lil cloudy afterwards from laying in their sunscreen. But heck, it's UV protection for the sail.
I, the sailor laddie be smarter than his years
It is with cotton batten that he stuffed his ears
Tis the sirens they sing n whisper his name
Tellin tales o' glamour and great fame
He knows that if he listens to their call
There'll be nothin left of him, nothin a tall !!!
Select to expand quoteBone43 said..
Look girls it's mark Australia he's such a spunk 
Peeps you KNOW I am going to run with this one, so better keep tryin'
Select to expand quoteBone43 said...
Look girls it's mark Australia he's such a spunk, too bad he's gay
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Windsurfing. You go to the beach on a good forecast -and when you get there, there's nothing to do.
You may as well announce it now as u know no one can beat me
Besides my tongue will feel like sand paper soon from licking so hard 
Pic a second place winner cause I can't post a pic on here for some reason 
The girls didn't believe the rumour that kiter Kev was a short tacker.
But when them saw him change into his boardies they couldn't help but giggle.
Staring out to sea MalJ still couldn't workout where the whistling was coming from.
HENDO 77 knew, and he had the pics to prove it.
Select to expand quoteda vecta said..
The guy in boardies : his maths friends call him Mr 2.828
That's the square root of eight by the way.
Select to expand quoteda vecta said...da vecta said..
The guy in boardies : his maths friends call him Mr 2.828
That's the square root of eight by the way.
V clever vecta! How about 188 
Assuming the correct subtraction and division then 8 would probably come after 188 in that particular case. 
With the shortage of windsurfers, the girls resort to ling up like a jump hurdle.
Good luck girls.
Select to expand quotesausage said..da vecta said...da vecta said..
The guy in boardies : his maths friends call him Mr 2.828
That's the square root of eight by the way.
V clever vecta! How about 188
I was thinking 181 sounds way better
Select to expand quoteMark _australia said...sausage said..da vecta said...da vecta said..
The guy in boardies : his maths friends call him Mr 2.828
That's the square root of eight by the way.
V clever vecta! How about 188
I was thinking 181 sounds way better
By extension the best outcome would in fact be 881
