Windsurfer’s High White Dream
“We skipped across the ocean
Turned cartwheels 'cross the sea
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The sail was humming harder
As the caution flew away
And although my eyes were open
They might have just as well've been closed
as … When we called out for another drink
all … sixteen vestal virgins
… were leaving for the coast
...(then it all) Turned a whiter shade of pale.”
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Since a picture is worth 1,000 words AusMoz summaries what a kiter takes into consideration before they gybe / jump / sail to port / approach another sailing vessel tacking to starboard / launch / land / or generally just dangle about
"...and in the final here at the flooded-billabong pro, its Mark Eggaloupo vs Sunny-Side-Up Garcia"
Typical chick driver! Runs straight into a bloke.
(woops, sorry ladies, only joking)
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You don't need the deckpad dude! Bird****'s even better than wax!
Select to expand quotesboardcrazy said..AusMoz said..
I told you starboard has right of way!!
Yes but that's not a Starboard, so I've got right of way. Now cluck off!.
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I told you starboard has right of way!!
Yes but that's not a Starboard, so I've got right of way. Now cluck off!.
"If you want the "Rooster Tail" in your carving turns, you need to stand further back on the board !!!"
Even in times of flood, the chicken still had to cross the road, no one knows why, it just had to....
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I'm not game to try a duck gybe. I'm too chicken!
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After the sky had fallen, (in the form of torrential rain) Chicken Licken set off to find the king. It wasn't long before she ran into Henny Penny, who was not impressed at having her morning SUP excursion interrupted.
"...and in late breaking news, controversy has now spread to the relatively new sport of Greyhound SUP Racing...."
As the humans were too lazy to make an arc this time, the chooks had to do their own thing.
^^^ yeah i reckon. I recall at least Waterloo and Carantoc winning recently, not sboardcrazy, and Carantoc was mean to me once, so I vote Sue.
