Where did you surf today?

well the situation has not changed yet - its still a lake today! Ahhhhh at least we have relief in sight but I would have forgotten how to paddle out by that stage Hope some of you are getting some today.

Surfed across the pond. 4ft and getting bigger. Not so good for fun. Mother nature gave me more lessons in holding my breathshould have stayed home really. Not a good day to start making friends with my shorty

farking nowhere today - she's kaput sadly

In the pond is the broadwater. Surfed straddie and yes on the bullet. Have not surfed it for more than 2 days in a row. I want to surf it more,yet I can't stop riding the sdr beast. Mate I struggled and got smashed big time.

first surf in what feels like a very long time this morning early....lots of fun 1 to 2 footers.....perfect for the 9'3" - which was behaving like a pig in **!! Wave count was high as I shared a lovely a frame peak with 2 others. Conditions perfect. Looks like we may have really nice banks here when the swell finally arrives. Normally I would not have headed out in those conditions but I am sure glad i did.

The bommy came good this morning, big crowd, so I was happy to just have a chat and score a couple of rides.

Our circus midget friend turned up again with his tiny troupe of midgets and waited until I had a good one to make his move, with a drop in, only this time I was ready for him.

I knew he would try a drop wallet cutback at the end to try to scare me because that's about the only circus trick that the pathetic little prick can do on his pathetic little toy. So I had dropped down the bottom as he tried to spear into me and just surfed through.

I always like to emphasize with people like him, so I guess that he has good reason to be the way he is, for a start he's with a child that he wants to impress, and that's hard when you are born with short mans disease

He has a fear of aging and the aged and because he is not just going bald, he's also going grey because you can sometime see the purple tint on his scalp where he's made the mistake of leaving the black rinse in his hair for too long. So that must come as quite a significant blow to him

And finally, his vocabulary usually is limited to "F off you old coont" whenever he address myself or MR in the presence of this child he's with, so his lack of any eloquence at his age would no doubt be troubling him greatly

Perhaps that's why why he puts such effort into teaching the child to surf he has little or no other life skills of any value in normal society that he's able to pass onto the boy

You see boys and girls if you try hard enough, you can always find an excuse for anything

I went to Byron to pick up the splice and surfed a crazy looking Pass ran into Big Spazz sniffing around the car park

Went out on The northern side of my local point while all the crew were on the southern side.

Oh joy, oh joy, oh joyosity 'twas a cleansing experience after yesterday's bad vibes from a washed up shortboarder, tiny waves for 1 hour, perfect for the new board, I stopped counting after a dozen.

And only one other person out there, a true gentleman on a macT longboard, (no accounting for bad taste I guess, eh Mac?)

We made a pact that if anyone on the beach was looking, neither of us would catch a wave so it would remain a secret.

I can't believe the way that new board turns, the other bloke said to me one time "nice cutback" nobody has ever complimented me on a cutback. My surfing mates tell me it's bought a new dimension to my surfing.

Oh happyosity

Nice work Sham.....its absolutely pumping here today. Heaven