Morning oh subliminal ones & Asea the simply magnificent 
get a Pear up yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Morning TeeBee of the long white clouded republic & a jolly good one to the rest of youse wicked or perhaps slightly bent fellows
Rise and shine - asea will be signing autographs with the greenroom girl and ya just can't miss the paparazzi big show
Looks like mac & Ted have sh!t the bed this morning , dark wet and cold here this morn 
morning all
morning alllove surfing in the rain hope its glass and the numbers are down.
morning alllove surfing in the rain hope its glass and the numbers are down.
Aboriginal Tracker
An Australian tour guide was showing a group of American tourists the Top End.
On their way to Kakadu he was describing the amazing abilities of the Australian Aborigines to track man or beast over land, through the air and under the sea.
The Americans were incredulous.
Later in the day, as the group rounded a bend on the highway they discovered, lying in the middle of the road, an Aborigine.
He had one ear pressed to the white line, whilst his left leg was held high in the air!
The bus stopped and the guide and the tourists gathered around the prostrate Aborigine...
"Hey Jacky," said the tour guide, "what are you tracking and what are you listening for?"
The aborigine replied, "Down the road about 25 miles is a 1971 Valiant Ute... It's a red one… the left front tyre is bald...
The front end is out of whack, and him got bloody dents in every panel...
There are 9 black fellas in the back, all drinking warm sherry.
There are 3 kangaroos on the roof rack and 4 dogs on the front seat."
The American tourists moved forward, astounded by this precise and detailed knowledge.
"God Lord man, how do you know all that?," asked one.
The Aborigine replied:... 'I fell out of the ****en thing about half an hour ago!"
morning Weiry - just making sure you get some sort of response unlike next door where you may have to wait till much later in the day
hey ted its so dead in there I'm just trying to put some life back, i liked listing to the WA boys and their surf culture
sorry mate only culture's on the end of the knob .... cheese culture y'know what I'm sayin'
Oh good morgening chasps
yeeeeeewwww it's Fraaahhhhday
afternoon .... BIG SHOW33
afternoon .... BIG SHOW33
afternoon .... BIG SHOW33
The morning thread next door was the fastest decent into hell I have every seen.
You could cut some slack for the two to three hour time difference as predominatly wa contigent but after that the nicest word would be bizzare
So here you have 88 pages and still going strong versus one and wiped
good morning TB.
