Select to expand quoteTeacake said..
Full Nerd.
Take pride in that. In my day we had stones thrown at us 
Select to expand quotethePup said..
Nice job young man - come back y'hear 
+1
Good to see you back.
Select to expand quoteTed the Kiwi said..Teacake said..
Full Nerd.
Take pride in that. In my day we had stones thrown at us
Lucky I am not centuries old like the rest of you then. Glad to avoid a stoning.
Select to expand quoteTed the Kiwi said..
Hey TC never forget these sound words of wisdom (stolen from the Gen)
Haha, that gave me a good laugh. I'd agree it is 100% true too. Only exception is when we do something right, there is an under-reaction instead. 
^^^ And they never appreciate the panic associated with when we can't find the remote.
Select to expand quoteNewScotty said..
^^^ And they never appreciate the panic associated with when we can't find the remote.
Or a bottle opener...
Studying pfffffffffffffffffffffffttttt you been shagging all them Uni chickys ya dirty little bastard 
Select to expand quotethePup said..
Studying pfffffffffffffffffffffffttttt you been shagging all them Uni chickys ya dirty little bastard
Haha, working on a few at the moment
Select to expand quoteTeacake said...thePup said..
Studying pfffffffffffffffffffffffttttt you been shagging all them Uni chickys ya dirty little bastard
Haha, working on a few at the moment
Best time of your life young fella
Live it up..
Select to expand quoteSP said..Teacake said...thePup said..
Studying pfffffffffffffffffffffffttttt you been shagging all them Uni chickys ya dirty little bastard
Haha, working on a few at the moment
Best time of your life young fella
Live it up..
Haha planning to
Cake, do not crumble under pressure!! Keep "it" all up, do it all, good onya son. Old jungle saying "Rip tear, root up & suck arse".
Select to expand quoteunclethirsty said..
Cake, do not crumble under pressure!! Keep "it" all up, do it all, good onya son. Old jungle saying "Rip tear, root up & suck arse".
I'll do my best
I hope your not heading to Hobart uni mate, we really don't need quality longboarders making us like like (bigger) kooks but we'll totally catch up for a beer if you do
And as for the quote above, if their like that and hot, you shag em (DON'T GET EM PREGGERS!!!) and move on... faaaaast!!!
Buuuuuut if they're fun and cruisy and let you surf when you want and are stoked for you when you have a great surf and your on the same page, well those ones are damn hard to find so you treat em amazing and keep em happy and loved up and you've set youself up for a pretty good future... didnt find mine till i was 34 but did have a pretty fun time looking
Select to expand quoteunclethirsty said..
Cake, do not crumble under pressure!! Keep "it" all up, do it all, good onya son. Old jungle saying "Rip tear, root up & suck arse".
& suck arse, please explain
Select to expand quoteCobra said..unclethirsty said..
Cake, do not crumble under pressure!! Keep "it" all up, do it all, good onya son. Old jungle saying "Rip tear, root up & suck arse".
& suck arse, please explain
I thought the same thing. I was like 'Ah, pardon?'
Select to expand quoteAndyrooMac said..
I hope your not heading to Hobart uni mate, we really don't need quality longboarders making us like like (bigger) kooks but we'll totally catch up for a beer if you do
And as for the quote above, if their like that and hot, you shag em (DON'T GET EM PREGGERS!!!) and move on... faaaaast!!!
Buuuuuut if they're fun and cruisy and let you surf when you want and are stoked for you when you have a great surf and your on the same page, well those ones are damn hard to find so you treat em amazing and keep em happy and loved up and you've set youself up for a pretty good future... didnt find mine till i was 34 but did have a pretty fun time looking
Well, Launceston first year then have to do the next three in Hobart. Yeah beers and waves would be great!
That next statement is so true. Last missus I was with for almost two years, only now I realise how much time they take up! Bit of fun but having a whole weekend to surf is way better. Now I give sh1t to all the other boys that can't surf due to the ties haha
I think he meant always carry your ATM card
Just make sure its someone else's card in the slot 
Select to expand quoteTeacake said..Cobra said..unclethirsty said..
Cake, do not crumble under pressure!! Keep "it" all up, do it all, good onya son. Old jungle saying "Rip tear, root up & suck arse".
& suck arse, please explain
I thought the same thing. I was like 'Ah, pardon?'
i think uncle thirsty quenched his thirst before posting that
Select to expand quoteTeacake said...AndyrooMac said..
I hope your not heading to Hobart uni mate, we really don't need quality longboarders making us like like (bigger) kooks but we'll totally catch up for a beer if you do
And as for the quote above, if their like that and hot, you shag em (DON'T GET EM PREGGERS!!!) and move on... faaaaast!!!
Buuuuuut if they're fun and cruisy and let you surf when you want and are stoked for you when you have a great surf and your on the same page, well those ones are damn hard to find so you treat em amazing and keep em happy and loved up and you've set youself up for a pretty good future... didnt find mine till i was 34 but did have a pretty fun time looking
Well, Launceston first year then have to do the next three in Hobart. Yeah beers and waves would be great!
That next statement is so true. Last missus I was with for almost two years, only now I realise how much time they take up! Bit of fun but having a whole weekend to surf is way better. Now I give sh1t to all the other boys that can't surf due to the ties haha
Enjoy that turd surfing in the Tamar... 
Tama can get pretty decent but horribly crowded, but i'm guessing you head home for the weekend anyways?
I guess your boyz can probably return the **** giving when they bust you buying that jumbo tub of "hand lotion" and tissues
TC here's some maths for ya;
Mathematical proof:
1) Girls require Time and Money so:
Girls = Time x Money
2)we know that Time = Money so:
Girls = Money x Money = Money2
3)Money is the root of all evil (Money = sqrt-Evil) Therefore:
Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2
4) so finally it is proven:
Girls = l Evil l
Teacake let your sensers take control,if it smells good go for it,be warned the Roses don't always smell that good
Yep had a few beers that night (in full party mode for my 62 birthday). Boys now come on sometimes you need "to suck arse" to get along in life, or you can incorporate in the time you spend "rooting up". Keep up the life stlye Cake while ya young, go for it boy. Reminds me being in my 20's of the 70's, surf, surf, surf, chicks,booze,dope Fken hell yeah!
Select to expand quoteunclethirsty said...
Yep had a few beers that night (in full party mode for my 62 birthday). Boys now come on sometimes you need "to suck arse" to get along in life, or you can incorporate in the time you spend "rooting up". Keep up the life stlye Cake while ya young, go for it boy. Reminds me being in my 20's of the 70's, surf, surf, surf, chicks,booze,dope Fken hell yeah!
Select to expand quoteTeacake said..
Last missus I was with for almost two years, only now I realise how much time they take up! Bit of fun but having a whole weekend to surf is way better. Now I give sh1t to all the other boys that can't surf due to the ties haha
There are a lot more girls surfing now than there was 20 years ago. If I were your age I'd look for a girl who surfs...then again, a girl who doesn't mind sitting on the beach taking pics/vid is good too. But having a chick who's as stoked about nothing but waves & Bintang as you are would be a real bonus
^^^ at his age he should be looking for one that puts out....
Teacake, its probably a good thing you dont get those jokes yet
And happy Bday uncle thirsty
^ mate the girls of his generation have grown up with the internet. There's probably not much they havn't already done by his age
Select to expand quoteSP said...
^^^ at his age he should be looking for one that puts out....
Teacake, its probably a good thing you dont get those jokes yet
And happy Bday uncle thirsty
Best advice yet. **** and party and surf as much as you can. Don't look for anything except waves and women. Go hard young teacake, may the froth be with you
