My new enemy is Asian tourists.... I'm towelling off.and the ****ers grab my new sled for.photos...bang the tail hits the ground quicker than I can say beware my international friends,I will kill you if you touch my board....
Seriously these peeps just don't care....lucky ya wife was ugly, otherwise I would have picked her up and banged her tail,see how ya would have liked that
Select to expand quoteSP said..weiry said...
i would like to punch people that take selfies
Selfie pimp pics on a no Pro are worse
But
I nominate t- cake that little bitch disappeared without photos of his Sumatra trip.
mate if you remember i disappeared after going there
Select to expand quotechrispy said..
My new enemy is Asian tourists.... I'm towelling off.and the ****ers grab my new sled for.photos...bang the tail hits the ground quicker than I can say beware my international friends,I will kill you if you touch my board....
Seriously these peeps just don't care....lucky ya wife was ugly, otherwise I would have picked her up and banged her tail,see how ya would have liked that
i would of loved to seen one give you a roundhouse in the nuts
Select to expand quoteMahanumah said..
Why are you still using Smelstra?
If you have NBN in the area I would look at other providers. Then you don't have to experience Australia's greatest call centre ever again.
I got mine through another provider and told them all to bugger off with the telephone. We both have mobiles with more credit than we can use so we don't need a land line. The other bonus... No bloody telemarketers... Brilliant!
I have massive NBN envy 
Select to expand quoteTed the Kiwi said..Mahanumah said..
Why are you still using Smelstra?
If you have NBN in the area I would look at other providers. Then you don't have to experience Australia's greatest call centre ever again.
I got mine through another provider and told them all to bugger off with the telephone. We both have mobiles with more credit than we can use so we don't need a land line. The other bonus... No bloody telemarketers... Brilliant!
I have massive NBN envy
Between that & your penis envy you're in a bad way Teddy.
If ya think your days going bad..spare a thought for this poor bugger
www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/mans-penis-mistakenly-amputated-during-routine-circumcision/news-story/721ed1848b3a458f71a9c5bc39c61e87
Lovely day :
1. Power streeing belt ****s itself and takes out the fan belt on the way to work...spent half a hour trying to get it sorted in the rain at 5am before limping home at 20k an hour trying not to blow a head gasket
2. Break a **** full socket wrench trying to get teh alternator on bolts off
3. Get it all back together and fire her up only to hear some funny noises and see metal flakes start pouring out of on of the bearings
4. Dis-assemble bracket to get to bearing find one stubborn nut that now requires a nut splitter
5. Back to bunnings for nut splitter when the boss gets home
....so far its cost me $80 buck and 5 hours and its still not back together...mechanics are an undervalued resource...I'd like to punch stubborn nuts
well tux don't despair, I've learned something. i didn't even know a nut splitter even existed.
it sounded like something a woman would have invented
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..
Lacey for telling lies in the good evening thread
haha
Select to expand quoteTux said..
Lovely day :
1. Power streeing belt ****s itself and takes out the fan belt on the way to work...spent half a hour trying to get it sorted in the rain at 5am before limping home at 20k an hour trying not to blow a head gasket
2. Break a **** full socket wrench trying to get teh alternator on bolts off
3. Get it all back together and fire her up only to hear some funny noises and see metal flakes start pouring out of on of the bearings
4. Dis-assemble bracket to get to bearing find one stubborn nut that now requires a nut splitter
5. Back to bunnings for nut splitter when the boss gets home
....so far its cost me $80 buck and 5 hours and its still not back together...mechanics are an undervalued resource...I'd like to punch stubborn nuts
Bugger. Sounds like my days of landrover ownership.
That is one tough day Tux. Hope you got it sorted. I never had any problems with my landi when I owned it Smicko - but my mate had a Disco and that thing was no amount of drama - cost a fortune to fix as well. I love Jap and Korean cars these days - life is a dream. My Getz has just clocked the 100km mark in 2.75 yrs and its cost me about a $1k all up including regular servicing ($148) and a new fan belt. Incredible. Runs like a dream. May not be the best looking car out there but in terms of $ value its unreal. Fits three boards inside as well with the front seat down
runs on the smell of an oily rag too no doubt.
no wonder your an advocate for surf trips
ted- urgent- log report tomorrow- no excuses
Select to expand quotesmicko said...Tux said..
Lovely day :
1. Power streeing belt ****s itself and takes out the fan belt on the way to work...spent half a hour trying to get it sorted in the rain at 5am before limping home at 20k an hour trying not to blow a head gasket
2. Break a **** full socket wrench trying to get teh alternator on bolts off
3. Get it all back together and fire her up only to hear some funny noises and see metal flakes start pouring out of on of the bearings
4. Dis-assemble bracket to get to bearing find one stubborn nut that now requires a nut splitter
5. Back to bunnings for nut splitter when the boss gets home
....so far its cost me $80 buck and 5 hours and its still not back together...mechanics are an undervalued resource...I'd like to punch stubborn nuts
Bugger. Sounds like my days of landrover ownership.
Or Jeep!
Haven't got down that route yet Cptn but I have heard horror stories. I wonder how Bakesy's is treating him?
I'm a rover tragic unfortunately, although my last one has definitely cured me. Threw about 20k at it in under two years doing a full build up on it. Picked it up on a Thursday after the third gearbox rebuild in 18months and went away for the weekend only to do the head on the way home. Spat chips and sold it for 3k.
They're by far the most capable 4b (except maybe a wrangler) in stock form. It's just a shame the parts are made from cheese and the electrical system from alfoil.
^^^^
Have had both jeep and landrover smicko. Landrover treated me better but still had lots of electrical issues. The jeep was good for a year and then it turned to ****e. Driving Toyota these days and honestly wouldn't get anything else.
Select to expand quotesmicko said..
Haven't got down that route yet Cptn but I have heard horror stories. I wonder how Bakesy's is treating him?
I'm a rover tragic unfortunately, although my last one has definitely cured me. Threw about 20k at it in under two years doing a full build up on it. Picked it up on a Thursday after the third gearbox rebuild in 18months and went away for the weekend only to do the head on the way home. Spat chips and sold it for 3k.
They're by far the most capable 4b (except maybe a wrangler) in stock form. It's just a shame the parts are made from cheese and the electrical system from alfoil.
Thats why I stick with the older Nissan patrol intercooled 3.0ltr Diesel. damn how do you spell diesel
Select to expand quoteMahanumah said..
Why are you still using Smelstra?
If you have NBN in the area I would look at other providers. Then you don't have to experience Australia's greatest call centre ever again.
I got mine through another provider and told them all to bugger off with the telephone. We both have mobiles with more credit than we can use so we don't need a land line. The other bonus... No bloody telemarketers... Brilliant!
I hear ya man...unfortunately coz its a new house that needs the first connection & the (non NBN) local exchange is owned by Helstra. I need to get them to hook it up, flick the switch in the exchange & then fark them off by moving back to Exetel who I've been with for many years. I'd like to have no landline also, but the missus wants it so her mum can call internationally cheaper. No telemarketers calling sounds awesome, we've had a few calls lately. Dunno how they find us, its a silent number.
Select to expand quotechrispy said..
My new enemy is Asian tourists.... I'm towelling off.and the ****ers grab my new sled for.photos...bang the tail hits the ground quicker than I can say beware my international friends,I will kill you if you touch my board....
Seriously these peeps just don't care....lucky ya wife was ugly, otherwise I would have picked her up and banged her tail,see how ya would have liked that
The Fark
I'd go mental man 
Select to expand quoteTux said..
Lovely day :
1. Power streeing belt ****s itself and takes out the fan belt on the way to work...spent half a hour trying to get it sorted in the rain at 5am before limping home at 20k an hour trying not to blow a head gasket
2. Break a **** full socket wrench trying to get teh alternator on bolts off
3. Get it all back together and fire her up only to hear some funny noises and see metal flakes start pouring out of on of the bearings
4. Dis-assemble bracket to get to bearing find one stubborn nut that now requires a nut splitter
5. Back to bunnings for nut splitter when the boss gets home
....so far its cost me $80 buck and 5 hours and its still not back together...mechanics are an undervalued resource...I'd like to punch stubborn nuts
That sux man...Need some kinda awesome tool. One of my boards had very stubborn fin screws I was getting worried about threading. Bought this for $20 & felt like they came out no prob what so ever & I vege oiled them, they're sweet as now.
to the punch room go's the fUQ head that runs our local pizza shop.
i asked him to make a hot pizza ….yep the carnt put a Scorpion chilly on it.
yep..the hottist chilly in the world ...
my ring is so so sore
and its not funny
and #2 person to go into the room is my mates wife who said.
to stop the ring sting ,peel a cucumber and stick it up your arse…Hahahha WTF
I think that is funny Weiry Don't over wipe.
I hate it when you ask for a Hot Choc with "hot milk" and it still comes out luke warm. If I wanted a cold hot chic I would have brought a Moove.
Select to expand quoteweiry said..
to stop the ring sting ,peel a cucumber and stick it up your arse…Hahahha WTF
Sounds almost plausible - why not give it a 'crack' and let us know if it works? Certainly it must be better than lime juice
Select to expand quoteweiry said..
to the punch room go's the fUQ head that runs our local pizza shop.
i asked him to make a hot pizza ….yep the carnt put a Scorpion chilly on it.
yep..the hottist chilly in the world ...
my ring is so so sore
and its not funny
Farken oath it's funny PMSL bahahahahahahahahaha get a Mango up you champion 
fixes everythin'
try it ted,it brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.
also try explaining to the wife when she comes home , why your laying on the lounge with a cucumber up your arse.
