This could turn ugly
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Select to expand quoteMacaha said..
This could turn ugly
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Game on 
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Kinda makes me laugh when they say no planning was involved - just 3 blokes, their boards and their bikes. I see at least two support vehicles along for the ride as well! I imagine a bit of thought went into it. Anyway should be a good watch.
Select to expand quoteTed the Kiwi said...
Kinda makes me laugh when they say no planning was involved - just 3 blokes, their boards and their bikes. I see at least two support vehicles along for the ride as well! I imagine a bit of thought went into it. Anyway should be a good watch.
That's the hipster sh1t train that they all love. The sense of adventure, doing it bare bones and living by ones wits......just as long as mummy is not far away or their hair cream and poo infested beards can still be maintained
Select to expand quoteTed the Kiwi said..
Kinda makes me laugh when they say no planning was involved - just 3 blokes, their boards and their bikes. I see at least two support vehicles along for the ride as well! I imagine a bit of thought went into it. Anyway should be a good watch.
Come off it Ted next you're going to say Home & away isn't real
Select to expand quoteTed the Kiwi said..Macaha said..
This could turn ugly
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Game on
Posts deleted,but very mature of the guy who did it,the topic should sink fast to the second page the guy does not deserve his name up in lights imo.
To pay money and have to wait a long time for a board is bad enough but to pay and not receive a board or a refund is just fked.
First dates. Anyone beat this.. ???
UFC middleweight champion Chris Weidman is one of the best fighters in the world. He also has serious bowel problems. The 30-year-old from New York has revealed he spent most of the immediate build-up to his fight against Vitor Belfort at UFC 187 last weekend fearing he’d soil himself.
. But that story has nothing on the one he recounted last month about his first date with now wife Marivi.
“My first date with my wife is a crazy story ... so I go to her house, we’re hanging out. She goes and takes a shower. I was best friends with her brother — my brother-in-law now — he was a wrestler on the wrestling team and I started dating his sister,” said Weidman, during a taping of UFC Tonight.
“So she’s taking a shower and all of a sudden I have to go to the bathroom, number two. And I have an issue — when I need to go, I need to go. I’ll write a book one day.
“Her parents are in the living room and there’s only one other bathroom upstairs and it was their personal bathroom for their bedroom, so I can’t take a dump in their bathroom.
“So I go and knock on Marivi’s door while she’s taking a shower and say ‘Marivi, can you hurry up?’ and she’s like ‘I’m taking a shower’. So I’m pacing back and forth in the room and I start breaking out in a sweat so I go back to the door one more time, ‘Marivi, can you please hurry up?’ and she yells ‘What?’. So I’m back in the room and the next thing I know it’s coming. She’s not going to open the door, there’s nowhere to run ... (but) there’s this little office garbage can in the corner. So I’m like ‘this is happening’.
“So I pulled down my pants ... and completely filled her office garbage can.
“So I’ve got a whole bag full of s***. I take the crap, wrap it up and go outside past the parents and out where all the garbage cans are on the street.
“As I come back in the house I’ve got her parents saying ‘you stink, Vinny (brother), what the hell you farted.’ The whole house stinks like crap.
“So I go back inside, Marivi’s still in the shower, there’s this crap on the floor now, so I hear her coming out the door, so I take my sock off, throw it on top of the crap, and I sat on the bed. Of course I didn’t wipe my butt. Nothing. Most disgusting feeling ever.
“So I’m sitting there, and she comes out of the shower, and I’m sitting there like an angel on the bed, and it smells, and there’s no garbage bag in her garbage can any more.
“My wife’s like a detective. She looks at me, looks at the garbage can, and says ‘Did you just s*** in my garbage can?!’. “She’s been with me ever since.”
Yes. That. Happened.
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First dates. Anyone beat this.. ???
UFC middleweight champion Chris Weidman is one of the best fighters in the world. He also has serious bowel problems. The 30-year-old from New York has revealed he spent most of the immediate build-up to his fight against Vitor Belfort at UFC 187 last weekend fearing he’d soil himself.
. But that story has nothing on the one he recounted last month about his first date with now wife Marivi.
“My first date with my wife is a crazy story ... so I go to her house, we’re hanging out. She goes and takes a shower. I was best friends with her brother — my brother-in-law now — he was a wrestler on the wrestling team and I started dating his sister,” said Weidman, during a taping of UFC Tonight.
“So she’s taking a shower and all of a sudden I have to go to the bathroom, number two. And I have an issue — when I need to go, I need to go. I’ll write a book one day.
“Her parents are in the living room and there’s only one other bathroom upstairs and it was their personal bathroom for their bedroom, so I can’t take a dump in their bathroom.
“So I go and knock on Marivi’s door while she’s taking a shower and say ‘Marivi, can you hurry up?’ and she’s like ‘I’m taking a shower’. So I’m pacing back and forth in the room and I start breaking out in a sweat so I go back to the door one more time, ‘Marivi, can you please hurry up?’ and she yells ‘What?’. So I’m back in the room and the next thing I know it’s coming. She’s not going to open the door, there’s nowhere to run ... (but) there’s this little office garbage can in the corner. So I’m like ‘this is happening’.
“So I pulled down my pants ... and completely filled her office garbage can.
“So I’ve got a whole bag full of s***. I take the crap, wrap it up and go outside past the parents and out where all the garbage cans are on the street.
“As I come back in the house I’ve got her parents saying ‘you stink, Vinny (brother), what the hell you farted.’ The whole house stinks like crap.
“So I go back inside, Marivi’s still in the shower, there’s this crap on the floor now, so I hear her coming out the door, so I take my sock off, throw it on top of the crap, and I sat on the bed. Of course I didn’t wipe my butt. Nothing. Most disgusting feeling ever.
“So I’m sitting there, and she comes out of the shower, and I’m sitting there like an angel on the bed, and it smells, and there’s no garbage bag in her garbage can any more.
“My wife’s like a detective. She looks at me, looks at the garbage can, and says ‘Did you just s*** in my garbage can?!’. “She’s been with me ever since.”
Yes. That. Happened.
Fark bro I am creasing with laughter here....nice one!!
that reminds me of the time i returned from Sumatra with dysentery.
i got back home sick of sh!tting myself,that night at 3am i woke to the feeling of **** about to explode.
we have no en suite so i had to bolt past the kitchen in the nude to the bathroom ,when i got to the kitchen, i cupped my hand over my arse hole
still running.
BAD IDEA
i was like one of those trucks that wet down dirt roads.
I couldn't help myself and extended my usual 50 word reading limit. Very funny stories there.
Have you got a few hours ?
I've got a few.
cobra . ......... best surfing vid ever !!!!! ive only seen the first 14 min !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cobra . ......... best surfing vid ever !!!!! ive only seen the first 14 min !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just finished watching it great clip
fine line between proud an ashamed.,,
www.monsterchildren.com/34596/top-seven-secret-shames/
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that reminds me of the time i returned from Sumatra with dysentery.
i got back home sick of sh!tting myself,that night at 3am i woke to the feeling of **** about to explode.
we have no en suite so i had to bolt past the kitchen in the nude to the bathroom ,when i got to the kitchen, i cupped my hand over my arse hole
still running.
BAD IDEA
i was like one of those trucks that wet down dirt roads.
I just Sharted reading that Cobra.
Freaking hilarious.
Hope me you washed your hands.
ET.
Select to expand quoteE T said...Cobra said..
that reminds me of the time i returned from Sumatra with dysentery.
i got back home sick of sh!tting myself,that night at 3am i woke to the feeling of **** about to explode.
we have no en suite so i had to bolt past the kitchen in the nude to the bathroom ,when i got to the kitchen, i cupped my hand over my arse hole
still running.
BAD IDEA
i was like one of those trucks that wet down dirt roads.
I just Sharted reading that Cobra.
Freaking hilarious.
Hope me you washed your hands.
ET.
All I could think of was...
They say people are like their pets but this is ridiculous...
Select to expand quoteSP said..E T said...Cobra said..
that reminds me of the time i returned from Sumatra with dysentery.
i got back home sick of sh!tting myself,that night at 3am i woke to the feeling of **** about to explode.
we have no en suite so i had to bolt past the kitchen in the nude to the bathroom ,when i got to the kitchen, i cupped my hand over my arse hole
still running.
BAD IDEA
i was like one of those trucks that wet down dirt roads.
I just Sharted reading that Cobra.
Freaking hilarious.
Hope me you washed your hands.
ET.
All I could think of was...
They say people are like their pets but this is ridiculous...
hahahaha thats gold
