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Created by Macaha > 9 months ago, 1 Apr 2014
Macaha
QLD, 21977 posts
1 Apr 2014 7:48PM
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I arrived home this afternoon with Matt telling me Kelly had split with Quicksilver,I said mate its Aprils fool.

Only to arrive home again to catch the news.

http://www.coastalwatch.com/surfing/12911/kelly-slater-announces-split-with-quiksilver-in-open-facebook-letter

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
1 Apr 2014 8:56PM
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Wow - the ASP is carrying the story and many others. Lets watch this over the next week

Quiksilver Inc. (ZQK) -NYSE
7.51 Up 0.15(2.04%) 1 Apr 07:02


Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
1 Apr 2014 9:09PM
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Its pretty clear to me why he has split - why would you do that to your brand unless times are very very desperate.

www.quiksilver.com.au/mens/boardshorts

I hope Scotty n Weiry have not got these already.





SP
10982 posts
1 Apr 2014 6:10PM
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Supposedly the 10th title came with 3 % of market cap.. So yeah will be interesting...

But I'm not buying it till tomorrow although it is a very weird elaborate prank if it turns out that's what it is.

Edit.. Haha ted.

thePup
13831 posts
1 Apr 2014 6:28PM
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What a magnificent advertising coup de gras ...... by Quikky - awesome work marketing department

Macaha
QLD, 21977 posts
1 Apr 2014 8:40PM
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thePup said..

What a magnificent advertising coup de gras ...... by Quikky - awesome work marketing department


Pup only a bogan would wear NRL or AFL boardies apologises if I offended anyone in advance.


Is it a Prank I still think it could be or is it another case of the player thinking he is better than the game

laceys lane
QLD, 19804 posts
1 Apr 2014 8:41PM
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clean living, his new sponsors can sign me up too

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
1 Apr 2014 8:43PM
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Macaha said..

thePup said..

What a magnificent advertising coup de gras ...... by Quikky - awesome work marketing department


Pup only a bogan would wear NRL or AFL boardies apologises if I offended anyone in advance.


Is it a Prank I still think it could be or is it another case of the player thinking he is better than the game


rip curl or quicksilver have had NRL boardies since 2012 this is not new.sorry boys

thePup
13831 posts
1 Apr 2014 6:49PM
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Prank .... magnificent advertisement coup de gras dunno about the footy boardies I guess they are cheap coz they don't sell too good who knows

laceys lane
QLD, 19804 posts
1 Apr 2014 8:49PM
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weiry said..

Macaha said..

thePup said..

What a magnificent advertising coup de gras ...... by Quikky - awesome work marketing department


Pup only a bogan would wear NRL or AFL boardies apologises if I offended anyone in advance.


Is it a Prank I still think it could be or is it another case of the player thinking he is better than the game


rip curl or quicksilver have had NRL boardies since 2012 this is not new.sorry boys



don't be sorry, do your reserch and tells us which one

Macaha
QLD, 21977 posts
1 Apr 2014 8:51PM
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OK prank,Kelly would have zillions in Quick shares

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
1 Apr 2014 7:01PM
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Macaha said..

OK prank,Kelly would have zillions in Quick shares



You really think his financial advisors might not have suggested he sell some when the price was teetering on the cliff

Macaha
QLD, 21977 posts
1 Apr 2014 9:23PM
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jbshack said..

Macaha said..

OK prank,Kelly would have zillions in Quick shares



You really think his financial advisors might not have suggested he sell some when the price was teetering on the cliff


JB I'm simple








man

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
1 Apr 2014 10:25PM
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He would not have been allowed to sell shares prior to this announcement. I am sure he would have flogged a few out the over recent years in this bull market and having seen the rapid decline of his friends sponsored by billabong





chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
2 Apr 2014 12:16AM
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I say it's for real...I have just seen a pic of Kelly at marks without any stickers

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
2 Apr 2014 8:40AM
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Ted the Kiwi said...
Its pretty clear to me why he has split - why would you do that to your brand unless times are very very desperate.

www.quiksilver.com.au/mens/boardshorts

I hope Scotty n Weiry have not got these already.







Your not bad ted Q.. Who won last years grand final A... Snot manly

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
2 Apr 2014 11:19AM
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When did Souths last win ? I seem to have forgotten it was that long ago

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
2 Apr 2014 10:28AM
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Ted the Kiwi said...
When did Souths last win ? I seem to have forgotten it was that long ago


Not when mate.. but how many... That's the end of the big dick comp

MickPC
8266 posts
2 Apr 2014 10:29AM
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Could be making way for boogie board sponsors, either way I'd say he's set for life anyway.

SP
10982 posts
2 Apr 2014 11:10AM
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^^^ or 10 year deal with advanced hair....

surfbroker
NSW, 1488 posts
2 Apr 2014 2:14PM
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Your not bad ted Q.. Who won last years grand final A... Snot manly






In case you've forgotton

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
2 Apr 2014 6:32PM
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weiry said..

Ted the Kiwi said...
When did Souths last win ? I seem to have forgotten it was that long ago


Not when mate.. but how many... That's the end of the big dick comp


Look you souths supporters have had more than enough time to come up with some new material. This stuff is getting boring. I thought you were a bit more creative Personally I think its time to stop dwelling on the past and start living in the present

My main point on the NRL shorts was that its absolutely bizarre that a so called global surf brand with roots that run deep would be wanting to associate itself with a sport that is only really played on the east coast of Australia - hardly something that is scalable through their other channels across the world. I just do not understand why. Thats all. It seems to me like they are really struggling for ideas and with their market rapidly dropping away they seem to be clinching at loose straws. I would like to have been a fly on wall when this product segment was discussed to have heard their reasonings and why they think it was a path to go down. I really can not see this product line adding a significant amount to their bottom line but associating yourself with the NRL really only opens up downside risk in my view.

Surfbroker - whats up with the fin art on the fence ? Is it to scare the Indian Minor birds away

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
2 Apr 2014 6:34PM
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They is a good interview on the ASP world tour website with Slater - worth a watch.

Macaha
QLD, 21977 posts
2 Apr 2014 5:36PM
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Ted the Kiwi said..

They is a good interview on the ASP world tour website with Slater - worth a watch.


That was great Ted now post the link

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
2 Apr 2014 6:38PM
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Macaha said..

Ted the Kiwi said..

They is a good interview on the ASP world tour website with Slater - worth a watch.


That was great Ted now post the link


go here and scroll down

http://www.aspworldtour.com

Do you want me to wipe your nose as well ?

SP
10982 posts
2 Apr 2014 4:06PM
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^^ this one?


weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
2 Apr 2014 6:31PM
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Ted the Kiwi said..

weiry said..

Ted the Kiwi said...
When did Souths last win ? I seem to have forgotten it was that long ago


Not when mate.. but how many... That's the end of the big dick comp


Look you souths supporters have had more than enough time to come up with some new material. This stuff is getting boring. I thought you were a bit more creative Personally I think its time to stop dwelling on the past and start living in the present

My main point on the NRL shorts was that its absolutely bizarre that a so called global surf brand with roots that run deep would be wanting to associate itself with a sport that is only really played on the east coast of Australia - hardly something that is scalable through their other channels across the world. I just do not understand why. Thats all. It seems to me like they are really struggling for ideas and with their market rapidly dropping away they seem to be clinching at loose straws. I would like to have been a fly on wall when this product segment was discussed to have heard their reasonings and why they think it was a path to go down. I really can not see this product line adding a significant amount to their bottom line but associating yourself with the NRL really only opens up downside risk in my view.

Surfbroker - whats up with the fin art on the fence ? Is it to scare the Indian Minor birds away


surfbroker very funny


ok ted lets not talk about all those premierships souths have won in the past, lets talk about about how many grand finals we lost last year.

souths none
Manly one


surfbroker
NSW, 1488 posts
2 Apr 2014 8:30PM
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Fin Frame is only a background for the foreground..doesn't scare the birds..in fact they sit on top and crap..but no seagulls EVER land on it.....

The main item is the crowing ROOSTER..for how long I don't know..

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
2 Apr 2014 5:49PM
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So with this new venture of the king's...how many more years will the great man compete,and how many more titles will/can he win?

Macaha
QLD, 21977 posts
2 Apr 2014 7:55PM
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Oh Quicky wouldn't let him have his way so he left,anyway fish and chip paper tomorrow

SP
10982 posts
2 Apr 2014 6:00PM
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The bloke rips. His cupboard full of titles confirm it but Let's hope this is the start of him being remembered for something bigger than being really good at standing on a thin piece of fiberglass.

If its just a cash grab then that is ****ed.

Will be interesting to watch what happens.



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