A Peckerhead and two young Chicks were spotted holding a board while wading around in the shallows.
I read the story on Twitter.
Some of the locals chirped up and created a bit of a flutter.
The Peckerhead hatched a plan and swooped into action. He hopped into an old Dato Bluebird and swiftly got the flock out of there.
As I'm a bird watcher, those duck shooters really anger me. The first time I was there I observed a pair of blue tits. Last time all I saw was a spotted warbler.
Some things in life you just gotta let slide, you know what they say- like water off a ducks back!!
Select to expand quotePuetz said..
... it was a north select board too so I guess the replacement 'bill' will high. 
yep pretty sad attempt!
He bought a board from North and took it South never to be seen again
... btw,,,,, I took a gander at some pics of his board and noticed its got his phone number on it! Hoping Duckman will give it a call sooner or later!
Geoff: 0419 443 144
Cheers,
Robbie 
Select to expand quotePlummet said..jamee said..
Did your mate wing the police? They are the eggsperts!
Yeah but a lost board will be down the pecking order.
But if they can swoop on this bloke, he might lead them to the big bird!
Select to expand quotebjw said..
This guy claims to not know anything but I'm not so sure.
Think he's fried his chances
Select to expand quotehigh as a kite said..jackforbes said..
This sounds like the start of a long-winded joke. Did his board have a quack in it?
wish it was.
Looks like your wish was granted...
I can't help but feel partly responsible for this debacle... I'm chickening out of this thread!
Select to expand quotejackforbes said..
This sounds like the start of a long-winded joke. Did his board have a quack in it?
You can fix a quacked board with some duck tape 
A gaggle of duck puns yet the board has still flown the coupe. Im afraid your goose is cooked. I might be catching my chickens before they are hatched. But I think it's time buy another board.
This thread is very punny. Keep up the good work.
Sorry to hear about the board high as a kite. I can recommend a good quack to see if it doesnt show up.
Select to expand quotePiros said..
This guy must be Peking by now.
Heading for l'Orange last I heard
