hes wearing an ocean rodeo drysuit while teaching onland no helmets... like.... my mind is hurting
a doctorate in spirulini and lettuce juice shakes and a level 1 diploma in kitesurfing
brian, brad, brucey wucey please stop teaching your students to fly kites without helmets in carparks might want to consider takeing that photo down as it is definitely grounds to have you booted from IKO for unsafe teaching practices http://www.flxkiters.com/about/
dont remember ever saying i was good. at anything. infact im a bit old and ****. if there was a choice between me and a half decent sandwich id go the sandwich and i reckon the misses would to.
me being good has nothing to do with teaching students dangerously and against the teaching standards brianne of tarp is ment to be as an iko instructor albeit level 1... which is like not even teaching for 1 season.... his "invention" aka the piece of wire cable with a caribiner on it with another bita cable to attach to the safety line is not GOOD if it was a **** sandwich it would be the filling not the bread.
and im not even agro, someone indirectly asks me for my opinion on theyre invention on a forum, i put far more EFFORT into my opinion then anyone else here. sitting around and nodding your heads is how hitler and george bush came to power. if you see a man about to spend $8000 and god knows how many HOURS of his valueable time makeing a **** sandwich only to find out later all those well meaning people on the internet said it was great and would work werent around to actually PURCHASE the god damned thing.
im trying to do brett a favour here
should be directing your questions to the church, to saint me, instead of requesting a dox
anyways bryan if you really want to invent something and i know you do you doctor of nature you, atleast patent it first. im not seeing any of your patents maybe im typeing ben instead of boe or something but for a little example on what your patent should look like just choose your favourite water sporting company and have a flick thru theres.
www.google.com.au/#tbm=pts&hl=en&q=inassignee:%22Neil+Pryde+Limited%22
hope that helps
good luck doctor bean if you send me your address ill google a store for you to buy a tarp from and even direct you to what page of your iko instructor book the self launching technic is on.
if i was a rival school in your area i would just iko look up your name see who your examiner was shoot him an email with your photos of teaching unsafely and ask him why he isnt helping you out with some of the finer points on not killing your students without helmets that are flying power kites in the carpark in a known gusty location.
Kozzie you must be old because your eyesight is crap !
In the photo you mentioned he is teaching on a pebble/ grey sand beach ( much like the ones in his vid) not a carpark!
Brad your invention definitely has merit do not be disheartened by these douchebags they will literally troll anything that is posted up 
Yes the road and the trees do look fairly close but do you really think that photo is enough evidence to launch an abusive attack on someone's business and livelihood?
Are you really that fired up about this or is this just your favourite trolling topic for today?
Select to expand quoteYoungbreezy said..
Yes the road and the trees do look fairly close but do you really think that photo is enough evidence to launch an abusive attack on someone's business and livelihood?
Are you really that fired up about this or is this just your favourite trolling topic for today?
the dudes going to end up looseing his business and livlihood, telling him to change it will help him keep it.
telling him its A OK will mean he will loose it and maybe even seriously hurt someone.
didnt we just have a spate of people flying there kites on there shore at lunch infront of trees and when a gust came thru the wind hits the trees boosting the people UP INTO THE AIR and into the trees and being seriously injured or died?!!? you want AN INSTRUCTOR doing this regularly on a daily basis without helmets?!?!
what the hells the matter with yoooouuuu maaaahhnnnn why you sooo unnncoooolllll and aaagreesssiiivvveeee maaaannnn like just let him unknowingly continue this way maaannnnn
seriously have a look at the iko standards and chart of sanctions and tell me i couldnt knock off at minimum 10 points which would have his licence suspended and his "school" even tho i have a funny feeling its not really affiliated basicly shutdown
instead im pointing out some of the glareingly obviously dangerous teaching methods and a few other things he might want to fix before he starts internationally pasteing ALL OVER the damn internet. the whole thing is completely insane
but im the bad guy
well yeaaahhh maaaannn cause you coulda just sent him a PM like haaayyy maaaann your website maaaannn ike yourrr entire website is greeeaaaattt maaaaannn but its just kind of a little bit detrimental to your business maaaannn cause like your basicly going to kill your students one day maaaaannn but you know its coooollll alsooooo maaaannnn maybe try not to like break alllll the rulesss maaaannn you know the rules of the organisation you somehow belong tooo maaannnnn yeaaa like your breakking basicly alll the ruullllesss maaaann but you know whatever thats cooooooll
**** that and **** him this sort of **** ruins a hell of alot of hard work the IKO do and a ****load more work individual instructors do and you guys want to jump up and down everytime someone ****ing pumps up a 12 meter in 30 knot winds and dies and ask yourselves why didnt anyone try stop him?!?!? well THIS IS ****ING IT this is the TIME this man is going to end up in some serious ****. its only time WHY should that be so COOL and GROOOOVVVYYYY to you all?!?
honestly i was more then happy to just leave it at the hahaha hes selling wire and caribiners and calling it an invention and left it at that but you couldnt handle me saying that so i had to explain myself WHY thats funny and a VERY PECULIAR thing for a so called INSTRUCTOR to be doing and LO AND BEHOLD i have to delve deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole to find some of the silliest **** ive seen from a kitesurfing school.
every schools different. but none of them are as dangerous as this one.
hows your forum pimping going doctor benson?
Jesus kozzie take a break -- you don't have to be an asshole every day of your life
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Kozzie is the most entertaining thing on sb at the moment, keep him going
Well I can retire now then?
