once i get a dog on i scream down and put as much distance between us and the owner as possible untill the dogs WAY out of whistle shot. then i come back on land and just leave my kite sitting just above the breakers and watch the dog nearly drown for half an hour untill it ****s off. when it gets tired i just lower the kite for ahwhile and he thinks hes going to get it then i just raise it again. its allso good for directing the kite over people sunbaking and the dog will just run all over them clawing them up trying to get at the kite.
im going to start kiting where theres no powerlines so i can lure them over onto the road. or fire.... or a cliff....
if you have a dog keep it on a bloody leash in public.
It seems pretty common that people who love dogs cannot understand why the rest of the world does not love their dog.
My wife has an annoying friend who every time she visits she brings her **ty lab cross. Takes over the property, conversation, focus of whatever was previously happening before they arrived. To cap it off, when it ** on my lawn she laughed and said "A present for you to pick up later on!"..... cheeky bit*h.
Sooooo... how can I slowly poison this dog without arousing suspicion? Hints please.
Select to expand quoteChris_M said..
It seems pretty common that people who love dogs cannot understand why the rest of the world does not love their dog.
My wife has an annoying friend who every time she visits she brings her **ty lab cross. Takes over the property, conversation, focus of whatever was previously happening before they arrived. To cap it off, when it ** on my lawn she laughed and said "A present for you to pick up later on!"..... cheeky bit*h.
Sooooo... how can I slowly poison this dog without arousing suspicion? Hints please.
I can hear you say "Its the dog owner that needs poisoning"......
Well, I'm open to suggestions 
We have a dog bog beach that also unfortunatly is a fav downwider launch/land spot.
On arrival gag at ammonia smell sidestep nuggets not picked up by early walkers.
Watch others picking up their nuggets and tie bag to fence.
"I'll bin it on return" they say!!! Trophies hanging on fence for days till poor council
guy gagging takes them away!!
Dogs have rights too! I'm told.
What is it that as soon as a dog smells sea air its sphincter instantly opens to drop a load!!
The best bit is when you step on a fresh warm just laid and it squishes between your toes!!
mmmm mm
Thats so cute!!... some be ach giggles.....
Dogs have rights too.... ???
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It seems pretty common that people who love kids cannot understand why the rest of the world does not love their kids.
My wife has an annoying friend who every time she visits she brings her **ty kid Takes over the property, conversation, focus of whatever was previously happening before they arrived. To cap it off, when it ** on my lawn she laughed and said "A present for you to pick up later on!"..... cheeky bit*h.
Sooooo... how can I slowly poison this kid without arousing suspicion? Hints please.
fixed it for you
why does every parent insist that their spoilt obnoxious resource strain is a special unique wonderful gift to all the world whilst still being able to straight facely conclude the problems with the world are all brought up because of other people having too many kids..
If you kite at a beach where dogs are allowed off leash- well then you are going to get dogs running around. Saying that though, I have a jack Russell which doesn't come off the leash because she is f#%king nuts, but my border collie is fine.
I think you need a bit of paitence both ways.
And nothing pisses me off more then d#%khead dog owners who don't pick up after their mutts.
Select to expand quoteChris_M said..
It seems pretty common that people who love dogs cannot understand why the rest of the world does not love their dog.
My wife has an annoying friend who every time she visits she brings her **ty lab cross. Takes over the property, conversation, focus of whatever was previously happening before they arrived. To cap it off, when it ** on my lawn she laughed and said "A present for you to pick up later on!"..... cheeky bit*h.
Sooooo... how can I slowly poison this dog without arousing suspicion? Hints please.
Next time she comes pick up the "present" and put it on her drivers seat ,I doubt she will let her dog do it again.
We have all had this problem, I have dogs and I clean up after them...
But the funniest thing I have ever seen was I was at a beach and a mixa dog came bounding up as I launched my kite. Lucky I got it in the air in time I told the owner and said it was an on lead area and he told me to get Farqed. I went to go get to my board and the dog grabbed the handle and started to try to run. The rail of the board sticks into the sand and flips the dog over Arse over Titt. The owner runs up not worried about my board and sees the dog on its arse. He starts abusing me for laughing, I said it was bloody funny (the fisherman near by were pissing themselves). I checked my board It looked OK, no damage done here mate. I think the guy thought his dog had broke its jaw.
I thought it was pretty funny and very clever of the dog to try and pick something up so heavy. Love to train my dog to retrieve my board at the beach.
I tell you this if a dog grabbed a fishing rod on the beach the fisherman would kill them... Never mess with a bogan and his rod....
Not to mention that when my kite is parked up EVERY dog seems to think it has to piss all over my kite on its way past. Not once have i seen the owner at least attempt to stop the dog doing it either.
it took me ages to teach big dog to do that...
sunday morning 9am there was always a few eager beavers down from sydney, kites pumped up lines layed out, waiting for the seabreeze to kick in round 1...
we'd walk up from my house and big dog being the 90kg alfa male that he was had to piss on everything that wasn't there yesterday.... as well as the things he pissed on yesterday..
plus he had no neck so you couldn't walk him on a lead, plus you couldn't walk him on a lead cause you had to stop every couple of meters whilst he sniffed everything then pissed on it...
I swear he must of had an eighty litre bladder..
last week i had a dog come up to my pump and bag and pissed all over it, i would have been ok with a simple sorry but not even that. then yesterday my kite was on the beach and had a dog trying to use it as a chew toy. sic of people not having there dogs on leads!!!
Actually I hate dogs, except the one and only breed that does not bother anyone or anything - Golden Retrievers or Golden Labs. If only governments just killed off the others and only let those survive, the world would have been a happier place.
Next dog that comes too close, I'll laso it with my safety leash around its collar and drag it out to the deep blue sea - unless it's the Luck Dragon!
Select to expand quotedefault said..
seems to be some kind of dog epidemic in QLD/NSW! 
Yep! The further up you go, the more bogans - hence the more feral dogs.
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Actually I hate dogs, except the one and only breed that does not bother anyone or anything - Golden Retrievers or Golden Labs. If only governments just killed off the others and only let those survive, the world would have been a happier place.
Next dog that comes too close, I'll laso it with my safety leash around its collar and drag it out to the deep blue sea - unless it's the Luck Dragon!
This goes too prove you are a total nob jockey, you stupid ****.
if it was my dog i would put you on my safety and do the same .
**** wit like you can should get of this site.
Select to expand quoteKozzie said..
keep it on a bloody leash then ugly. SIMPLE
it is A GRADE ZIPPER SNIFFERS LIKE YOU THAT SHOLDS BE ON A LEASH
Select to expand quoteUgly said..Kozzie said..
keep it on a bloody leash then ugly. SIMPLE
it is A GRADE ZIPPER SNIFFERS LIKE YOU THAT SHOLDS BE ON A LEASH
^^ Lol insult fail.
Best fun is a dog chasing you in the shorebreak. High speed jibes and a healthy spray in the face as he tries to bite you. Next best thing to a porcupine for aggro dogs running loose and distributing free range grogans.
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it took me ages to teach my deck to do that...
sunday morning 9am there was always a few eager beavers down from sydney, kites pumped up lines layed out, waiting for the seabreeze to kick in round 1...
we'd walk up from my house and my deck being the deck that he was had to puss on everything that wasn't there yesterday.... as well as the things he pussed on yesterday..
plus he was so big you couldn't walk him on a lead, and even if you got him on a lead you had to stop every couple of meters whilst he sniffed every puss.
I love my deck.
Harden up dog haters
i just bought a staffy, shes beautiful and eats her own s h i t so i dont have to clean it up, perfect(bit annoying when she licks me face though).
Noted: can't make aholes from sholds
Dogs are ok if you play with them
Cyclists anyone?
Select to expand quoteradman4 said..Chris_M said..
It seems pretty common that people who love dogs cannot understand why the rest of the world does not love their dog.
My wife has an annoying friend who every time she visits she brings her **ty lab cross. Takes over the property, conversation, focus of whatever was previously happening before they arrived. To cap it off, when it ** on my lawn she laughed and said "A present for you to pick up later on!"..... cheeky bit*h.
Sooooo... how can I slowly poison this dog without arousing suspicion? Hints please.
Next time she comes pick up the "present" and put it on her drivers seat ,I doubt she will let her dog do it again.
or put the very nice present in her hand bag or better still get a dried up one and rub it all over her mobile phone particular attension to the micopone area and then ask to look at something under the bonet of her car "you good person helping her out" whilest looking at car dump present just on the floor under driver seat area . She will be washing her shoes for ages till she finds it and will be buying a new phone and handbag all in all she wont be over visting cause she has spent so much money on new phone ,new shoes ,new handbag, car detailing nothing will be left for the petrol to get to your place . Or Move interstate or just f**en stand up and be a man and tell her what you think of it all .She will 1 go pick present up or 2 wont be back either way win win
