When 'sh** hits the ceiling' with your missus, mother, sister, female friend - actual proper big trouble that you are in the wrong for, how does one go about things? 
Geez 
if you've pissed that many of them off , and all at the same time - not much .... I got nothing except buy a new board & hide yourself in the mancave - you are cactus if you've even jacked Mumsy off ... good luck champion
without the full run down and of course the other sides story. And there seems to be many of them
do what all dogs do. lick their nuts! 
Yeah mate, managed to do that to each separately over one night haha. May just do that pup and drive down south for a few days atleast until the dust has settled.
Blame it on your childhood.
Promise to seek assistance with your substance abuse/kleptomania/windsurfing
I feel so bad maybe I should leave and never come back.
Apologise. This is important.
Wait....
Keep waiting....
Stop talking.....
Wait more!!!
Nothing is ever so bad when looked at from two months distant.
Except if you have been caught rooting around.
You are FAARRRKED!!
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caught rooting aroundSelect to expand quoteWaveless said..
with your missus, mother, sister, female friend
Give her the silent treatment (for as long as it takes) (a Forlorned look and feel)
and she will think she has done something wrong or gone overboard
at yelling you.
Don't answer her if she starts talking to you about the issue just sit closed mouth
and walk away silent when she has finished..
The worst thing to do is engage with the issue as it will go one for as long as you engage.
And as soon as she has stoped going on about the issue..days weeks or what ever it takes
Buy flowers
Leave an open bottle of wine on the table, hide behind the couch and throw out chocolates.
Select to expand quoteGypsyDrifter said..
Give her the silent treatment (for as long as it takes) (a Forlorned look and feel)
and she will think she has done something wrong or gone overboard
at yelling you.
Don't answer her if she starts talking to you about the issue just sit closed mouth
and walk away silent when she has finished..
The worst thing to do is engage with the issue as it will go one for as long as you engage.
And as soon as she has stoped going on about the issue..days weeks or what ever it takes
Buy flowers
I haven't spoken to my wife in 10 days... it was her fault, she offended me and I'm not giving in this time until I get an apology. On the flip side it's been kind of good, had the living room to myself, no f'ing cooking programs on and I've lost 2kg.
She starting to give in... she started leaving postIt notes today.
Select to expand quoteFlySurfer said..GypsyDrifter said..
Give her the silent treatment
Don't answer her if she starts talking to you about the issue
The worst thing to do is engage with the issue
I haven't spoken to my wife in 10 days...
Sorry Gypsy, stupid advise 
Fly if you don't want to talk for 10 days, it might be time to move on
Cheers, Uncle Bob
Select to expand quoteGypsyDrifter said..
Give her the silent treatment The worst thing to do is engage with the issue .....
OMG will you marry me?
Ya know what, the big thing is communication. If yoir both pissed off, then accept that and dont take it to the next level. Its hard to come back from.
Bloody hard, but its best for both of you to NOT to go to bed angry, kiss and make up even if it means going "*** it, Ill back off"
Or something like that!!
Select to expand quotefiriebob said..
Fly if you don't want to talk for 10 days, it might be time to move on
14 years mate, we've had plenty of these... + she's the best I can get 
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Select to expand quoteka43 said..
Ya know what, the big thing is communication.
That's BS... it's dependency. All long term relationships depend on each other, be it work or couples.
Communication: Sorry mate, your a useless parasite bugger off.
Dependency: If I/we let him go I'm/we're finished.
I came up with dependency the other day while watching TV... somebody said communication is the most important thing in a relationship, and I thought about.
Select to expand quoteFlySurfer said..firiebob said..
Fly if you don't want to talk for 10 days, it might be time to move on
14 years mate, we've had plenty of these... + she's the best I can get .
Good to hear 
women got their little weaknesses - i.e. they've got to sit down to wee
that's what we love them for - their weaknesses, i guess
tell her to snap out of it, that you're going out and she had better not be in this mood when you get back. say that perhaps she should make a nice dinner clean up around the house..
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him... and then we will start apologizing begging for mercy. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. The thing to do when you're running along about a hundred or so and you suddenly find a red-flashing CHP-tracker on your trail what you want to do then is accelerate."
Life lessons from the great H.S.T. Apply to marriage at your own risk. Works ok for me.
1. During the day I go sailing.
2. Later I enjoy the couch and sleeping bag pretending I am camping.
I always win at the end!
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er fellas she's taking the piss
Girls are fickled things
I'm one and I don't understand them all the time
All I know is they can really go overboard at the smallest things
and they can be as stubborn as hell and will cut of your loven
till you come around to their way of thinking...(whats that all about? power? yes me's think's so)
ok not all of them....but most that I have encountered over the years (I think maturity has a lot to do with it)
and what they have encountered in life.
I just hate the ones that say it's all his fault when they really need to look in the mirror
and take a deep breath and then start talking with a clear understanding of that the guy has
feelings too he is a person (just without boobs)...he is not just a bread winner...bla bla bla..
I shall finish now...
Geeze Gypsy. Some pretty tough generalisations there. I think you've been hanging with the wrong chicks! 
