In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day
Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.
Which one uses this razor you talk of
Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.
Which one uses this razor you talk of
Not this woman
Father day...the day most fathers have to do crap they would rather not. It should be called "leave us the fluck" alone day. But instead our whole day is taken up with bollocks most fathers can't stand.
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day
What about Bastards Day need that too
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day
What about Bastards Day need that too![]()
daddy day is a brand
shops invented it
Is that what you and he call your days out...?
Having one dad is awesome, having 2 dads would be twice as awesome.![]()
Seriously, if it works for some people and they are all happy in the family, who are we to judge.
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day
What about Bastards Day need that too
I have 5 of them a year
daddy day is a brand
shops invented it
Is that what you and he call your days out...?
my housekeeper
doesn't get this comment
Your comment took me on a wild journey psycho joe... For 15 minutes i tried to figure out what position you were in where you could wear a shirt but it remained hidden. I flicked thru the ancient yoga scriptures and sex positions and couldnt find any.
Then i realised your not wearing a shirt and its just in a cupboard. Next to the doctor
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.
Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).
But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing. ![]()
Happy Father's Day to me ![]()
We live in a politically correct world and are more accepting of alternative family arrangements.
But still the original family structure of birth father, mother and kids always trump any other arrangement.
My daughter made me berry waffles, a larger father's day dinner with in laws and cousins. Good times ![]()
I also got a selector pac of beer from my daughter and a taster pack of chilli sauces from one son , the other son .....well two out of three ain't bad .

I am happy
Your child was the imacculate conception , hallelujah

I am happy
Can we swap kids?
I was thinking that myself...
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.
Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).
But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing. ![]()
Happy Father's Day to me ![]()
I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.
Not one of them mentioned fathers day.
Very rewarding.
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.
Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).
But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing. ![]()
Happy Father's Day to me ![]()
I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.
Not one of them mentioned fathers day.
Very rewarding.
Are you their father
Your comment took me on a wild journey psycho joe...
Then i realised your not wearing a shirt and its just in a cupboard. Next to the doctor
I think you meant closet, Dave
So close to pulling off a really good joke, but, just like everything you do in life.... you fluck it up in the execution....
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.
Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).
But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing. ![]()
Happy Father's Day to me ![]()
I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.
Not one of them mentioned fathers day.
Very rewarding.
Are you their father
Pretty sure I am. Not too many around with the guts to go near the old bag never mind copulate with her!
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled. ![]()
I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey
(no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)![]()
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled. ![]()
I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey
(no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)![]()
I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.![]()
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled. ![]()
I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey
(no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)![]()
I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.![]()
Going to be bloody hard for you Warwick to walk past your new SUP knowing you cant touch it till xmas. ![]()
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I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled. ![]()
I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey
(no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)![]()
I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.![]()
Going to be bloody hard for you Warwick to walk past your new SUP knowing you cant touch it till xmas. ![]()
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I can understand you think it was me.
I have a custom Smik Foil SUP hopefully arriving next week.
At my age my wife is very understanding that I may not make it till Christmas.