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Father's Day WTF

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Created by cauncy > 9 months ago, 1 Sep 2019
cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
1 Sep 2019 4:55PM
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In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day

amirite
350 posts
1 Sep 2019 5:10PM
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daddy day is a brand
shops invented it

Craig66
NSW, 2466 posts
1 Sep 2019 7:14PM
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Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.

cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
1 Sep 2019 5:29PM
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Craig66 said..
Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.


Which one uses this razor you talk of

Craig66
NSW, 2466 posts
1 Sep 2019 8:04PM
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cauncy said..


Craig66 said..
Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.




Which one uses this razor you talk of

Not this woman

eppo
WA, 9761 posts
1 Sep 2019 9:55PM
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Father day...the day most fathers have to do crap they would rather not. It should be called "leave us the fluck" alone day. But instead our whole day is taken up with bollocks most fathers can't stand.

Harrow
NSW, 4521 posts
2 Sep 2019 2:44PM
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I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.

Marsbars
546 posts
2 Sep 2019 1:17PM
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cauncy said..
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day


What about Bastards Day need that too

cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
2 Sep 2019 4:40PM
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Marsbars said..


cauncy said..
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day




What about Bastards Day need that too


Mark _australia
WA, 23517 posts
2 Sep 2019 6:01PM
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amirite said..
daddy day is a brand
shops invented it


Is that what you and he call your days out...?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
2 Sep 2019 9:05PM
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Having one dad is awesome, having 2 dads would be twice as awesome.
Seriously, if it works for some people and they are all happy in the family, who are we to judge.

causehecan
WA, 668 posts
5 Sep 2019 4:40PM
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Marsbars said..
cauncy said..
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day


What about Bastards Day need that too


I have 5 of them a year

amirite
350 posts
5 Sep 2019 5:46PM
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Mark _australia said..

amirite said..
daddy day is a brand
shops invented it



Is that what you and he call your days out...?


my housekeeper
doesn't get this comment

psychojoe
WA, 2239 posts
5 Sep 2019 7:19PM
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I got a new shirt
I like my new shirt
I'd show you but I don't want to stand up

causehecan
WA, 668 posts
6 Sep 2019 7:17AM
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Your comment took me on a wild journey psycho joe... For 15 minutes i tried to figure out what position you were in where you could wear a shirt but it remained hidden. I flicked thru the ancient yoga scriptures and sex positions and couldnt find any.

Then i realised your not wearing a shirt and its just in a cupboard. Next to the doctor

warwickl
NSW, 2357 posts
6 Sep 2019 9:26AM
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I am happy

eppo
WA, 9761 posts
6 Sep 2019 7:43AM
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I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.

Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).

But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing.

Happy Father's Day to me

Buster fin
WA, 2597 posts
6 Sep 2019 8:02AM
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warwickl said..


I am happy


Can we swap kids?

515
875 posts
6 Sep 2019 4:03PM
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We live in a politically correct world and are more accepting of alternative family arrangements.
But still the original family structure of birth father, mother and kids always trump any other arrangement.
My daughter made me berry waffles, a larger father's day dinner with in laws and cousins. Good times

Imax1
QLD, 4926 posts
6 Sep 2019 6:54PM
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I also got a selector pac of beer from my daughter and a taster pack of chilli sauces from one son , the other son .....well two out of three ain't bad .

cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
6 Sep 2019 6:49PM
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warwickl said..


I am happy


Your child was the imacculate conception , hallelujah

cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
6 Sep 2019 6:50PM
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My son bought me a bra and knickers, because he's transgender

ratz
WA, 481 posts
6 Sep 2019 7:16PM
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Buster fin said..


warwickl said..


I am happy




Can we swap kids?



I was thinking that myself...

japie
NSW, 7145 posts
6 Sep 2019 9:36PM
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eppo said..
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.

Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).

But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing.

Happy Father's Day to me


I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.

Not one of them mentioned fathers day.

Very rewarding.

cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
6 Sep 2019 9:02PM
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japie said..

eppo said..
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.

Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).

But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing.

Happy Father's Day to me



I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.

Not one of them mentioned fathers day.

Very rewarding.


Are you their father

theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
7 Sep 2019 3:08AM
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causehecan said..
Your comment took me on a wild journey psycho joe...

Then i realised your not wearing a shirt and its just in a cupboard. Next to the doctor


I think you meant closet, Dave
So close to pulling off a really good joke, but, just like everything you do in life.... you fluck it up in the execution....

japie
NSW, 7145 posts
7 Sep 2019 8:40AM
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cauncy said..

japie said..


eppo said..
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.

Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).

But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing.

Happy Father's Day to me




I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.

Not one of them mentioned fathers day.

Very rewarding.



Are you their father


Pretty sure I am. Not too many around with the guts to go near the old bag never mind copulate with her!

rockmagnet
QLD, 1458 posts
7 Sep 2019 5:00PM
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Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.



I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey (no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)

warwickl
NSW, 2357 posts
7 Sep 2019 7:29PM
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rockmagnet said..

Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.




I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey (no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)


I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.

Craig66
NSW, 2466 posts
7 Sep 2019 7:40PM
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warwickl said..

rockmagnet said..


Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.





I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey (no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)



I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.


Going to be bloody hard for you Warwick to walk past your new SUP knowing you cant touch it till xmas.

warwickl
NSW, 2357 posts
7 Sep 2019 8:22PM
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Craig66 said..

warwickl said..


rockmagnet said..



Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.






I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey (no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)




I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.



Going to be bloody hard for you Warwick to walk past your new SUP knowing you cant touch it till xmas.


I can understand you think it was me.
I have a custom Smik Foil SUP hopefully arriving next week.
At my age my wife is very understanding that I may not make it till Christmas.



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