Are They Closing Down The Shops For 14 Days ?

Love all these people blaming the govt for everything. Not enough masks etc. 3 months ago if you knew the govt had warehouses stocked with millions of masks many would have said what a waste, should be spending it on fire trucks and aerial water bombers.

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evlPanda said..
Enjoy your tuna, pasta, long life milk and noodles for 2 weeks while I get my fresh produce.

I don't think fresh produce will be a problem. You can't stockpile fresh food and you can't freeze it, so there can't actually be a rush on it. Fruit and veggies are too expensive to make the stupid mistake to buy it and then watch it spoil. At the most, you could store it one week ahead, but there's not much point.

Similarly, bread shouldn't be a problem. Who are these people that have brought all the bread and yeast? LOL, they won't know what to do with it, and all the bakeries will just keep making bread each day anyway. You can fill a garage with toilet paper, but no-one wants day old bread and it's too bulky to put more than one or two loafs in the freezer, besides, frozen bread is crap anyway for anything other than toast.

**** it, i like having fun with these people.

This is probAbly you NeXt WeeK!


The rest of your family are gone. Crushed horrifically under a collapsed pile of toilet paper.

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Harrow said..

evlPanda said..
Enjoy your tuna, pasta, long life milk and noodles for 2 weeks while I get my fresh produce.

I don't think fresh produce will be a problem. You can't stockpile fresh food and you can't freeze it, so there can't actually be a rush on it. Fruit and veggies are too expensive to make the stupid mistake to buy it and then watch it spoil. At the most, you could store it one week ahead, but there's not much point.

Similarly, bread shouldn't be a problem. Who are these people that have brought all the bread and yeast? LOL, they won't know what to do with it, and all the bakeries will just keep making bread each day anyway. You can fill a garage with toilet paper, but no-one wants day old bread and it's too bulky to put more than one or two loafs in the freezer, besides, frozen bread is crap anyway for anything other than toast.

We went to our local butcher yesterday to see more than half of the produce gone. Mince, steak, sausages all gone. We were laughing with them in disbelief when a lady next to us told us she worked at the Good guys. Apparently that day, they completely sold out of freezers and bread makers. She also said they rang Harveys to check with them, same thing..

Apparently in the US today, their were lines outside the guns shops before opening. The world really is going nuts..

This whole thread...

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evlPanda said..

Bara said..

kiterboy said..

zemax said..
I can't imagine the government would let unprepared families starve to death. Seems ludicrous, avoiding the spreading is ok, shutting down food supplies would be criminal

Meh. The unprepared only have themselves to blame.

You couldn't be further from the truth. The unprepared have the hoarders to blame. There is no shortage of anything in oz and there won't be - given enough time. Hoarding is the sole cause if we end up with imbalances in food supply. Nothing else.

There will only be shortages of 20kg bags of pasta, yeast, and rice. There already are shortages. I couldn't help but notice there is PLENTY of pasta sauce, however. Shows you ...something.

This is not a nuclear war.

If you want fresh fruit, vegetables, meats, etc. etc. etc. you'll be fine. There is NO REASON that there would be a shortage. Production IS FINE, and there is no reason that would change. Supermarkets, small shops like IGA, petrol stations, pet food stores, chemists, and the like will all be open.

You won't be able to go to the cafe to get a half caf decaf mocha soy latte, however.

Enjoy your months of boring food, suckers.

I went a did my monthly meat shop. The meat section was cleared of all the cheap cuts, so I leisurely selected a few huge 5cm thick rib eyes bone on, some prime pork belly, a pork fillet, some premium veal mince and a couple of racks of lamb...

Same with the eggs. All the cheap battery farmed and pretend free range (10,000 hens per Ha) ones were gone, leaving the real free range (30 hens per Ha) eggs. Yum.

LOL, they can eat all the cheap sausage and chops they want...

Oh the family doesn't eat spuds while I eat rib eyes. No one goes wanting.

Privilege is a myth. It's all hard work and good fortune.

You know, there's no need to quote every bloody time you post....just talk pugsta....

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Pugwash said..

holy guacamole said..

evlPanda said..

Bara said..

kiterboy said..

zemax said..
I can't imagine the government would let unprepared families starve to death. Seems ludicrous, avoiding the spreading is ok, shutting down food supplies would be criminal

Meh. The unprepared only have themselves to blame.

You couldn't be further from the truth. The unprepared have the hoarders to blame. There is no shortage of anything in oz and there won't be - given enough time. Hoarding is the sole cause if we end up with imbalances in food supply. Nothing else.

There will only be shortages of 20kg bags of pasta, yeast, and rice. There already are shortages. I couldn't help but notice there is PLENTY of pasta sauce, however. Shows you ...something.

This is not a nuclear war.

If you want fresh fruit, vegetables, meats, etc. etc. etc. you'll be fine. There is NO REASON that there would be a shortage. Production IS FINE, and there is no reason that would change. Supermarkets, small shops like IGA, petrol stations, pet food stores, chemists, and the like will all be open.

You won't be able to go to the cafe to get a half caf decaf mocha soy latte, however.

Enjoy your months of boring food, suckers.

I went a did my monthly meat shop. The meat section was cleared of all the cheap cuts, so I leisurely selected a few huge 5cm thick rib eyes bone on, some prime pork belly, a pork fillet, some premium veal mince and a couple of racks of lamb...

LOL, they can eat all the sausage and chops they want...

You are very privileged to be able to afford the best cuts... it's also a lot easier when you're only buying for one... or two...

You are very privileged to have multiple family members where this is a consideration. Possibly even able to send some of them to the salt coal mines to bring in additional income.

Going off on a tangent, you can make some great curries with the rubbish cuts of meat, so you aren't missing out on much. It would be a waste to use a good cut on them. You can even load up on the potatoes, and its still good food.

Hmmm, I might get started on the FormulaNova curry right now. Sort of Indian, sort of Thai, but lots of beef, potatoes, peas, and flavor! I think it could last years in the freezer too.

If you see all the 'mexican' tortillas disappear in your local IGA, you know what I am using to go with the curry.

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Pugwash said.. Yeah... but *some* users constantly edit their posts... I like to lock my response into what was written at the time posted...

Anyways break over, dirt to dig, coz China gotta build a whole bunch of fridges and freezers and they be needin' stuff to build 'em out of...

Have you thought about posting quotes like this, it saves lots of realestate?

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FormulaNova said..

Pugwash said..

holy guacamole said..

evlPanda said..

Bara said..

kiterboy said..

zemax said..
I can't imagine the government would let unprepared families starve to death. Seems ludicrous, avoiding the spreading is ok, shutting down food supplies would be criminal

Meh. The unprepared only have themselves to blame.

You couldn't be further from the truth. The unprepared have the hoarders to blame. There is no shortage of anything in oz and there won't be - given enough time. Hoarding is the sole cause if we end up with imbalances in food supply. Nothing else.

There will only be shortages of 20kg bags of pasta, yeast, and rice. There already are shortages. I couldn't help but notice there is PLENTY of pasta sauce, however. Shows you ...something.

This is not a nuclear war.

If you want fresh fruit, vegetables, meats, etc. etc. etc. you'll be fine. There is NO REASON that there would be a shortage. Production IS FINE, and there is no reason that would change. Supermarkets, small shops like IGA, petrol stations, pet food stores, chemists, and the like will all be open.

You won't be able to go to the cafe to get a half caf decaf mocha soy latte, however.

Enjoy your months of boring food, suckers.

I went a did my monthly meat shop. The meat section was cleared of all the cheap cuts, so I leisurely selected a few huge 5cm thick rib eyes bone on, some prime pork belly, a pork fillet, some premium veal mince and a couple of racks of lamb...

LOL, they can eat all the sausage and chops they want...

You are very privileged to be able to afford the best cuts... it's also a lot easier when you're only buying for one... or two...

You are very privileged to have multiple family members where this is a consideration. Possibly even able to send some of them to the salt coal mines to bring in additional income.

Going off on a tangent, you can make some great curries with the rubbish cuts of meat, so you aren't missing out on much. It would be a waste to use a good cut on them. You can even load up on the potatoes, and its still good food.

Hmmm, I might get started on the FormulaNova curry right now. Sort of Indian, sort of Thai, but lots of beef, potatoes, peas, and flavor! I think it could last years in the freezer too.

If you see all the 'mexican' tortillas disappear in your local IGA, you know what I am using to go with the curry.

I love curry... it's like a daily thing... most of the curries have no meat though... just veg... eggplant, okra, onions, tommies, tatoes...

I've worked out the perfect way to stop all the panic buying of groceries. The government should have a TV advertising campaign instructing Australian shoppers how to react when they see someone at the supermarket with an unreasonable quantity of any item. The ads will feature Lara Bingle, and instead of saying "So where the bloody hell are ya?", she'll be teaching everyone to say "So what are ya doing with all that pasta, you f**k*ng d**kh**d?" If we could get everyone to join in, pretty soon all the panic buying would stop.

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Harrow said..
I've worked out the perfect way to stop all the panic buying of groceries. The government should have a TV advertising campaign instructing Australian shoppers how to react when they see someone at the supermarket with an unreasonable quantity of any item. The ads will feature Lara Bingle, and instead of saying "So where the bloody hell are ya?", she'll be teaching everyone to say "So what are ya doing with all that pasta, you f**k*ng d**kh**d?" If we could get everyone to join in, pretty soon all the panic buying would stop.

At the very least we'll get some good fights on video.

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Pugwash said..

jbshack said..Apparently in the US today, their were lines outside the guns shops before opening. The world really is going nuts..

Well, I guess we can all be thankful for our gun laws...

You haven't heard??

W.A. has a severe shortage of gunpowder....

The last [well overdue] order of 5 tonnes arrived in W.A. - missing 3.5 tonnes
Unlike the supermarket's loo paper aisles, the gun shop shelves didn't get stripped - because almost all the powder was sold before it was on the shelves!

The only bonus was the freight bill was $15k, instead of $60k

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FormulaNova said..
Yeah after reading this today, I noticed that almost all meat was gone from the meat section except lamb chops and cutlets (??), some chicken schnitzel, and other random cuts of meat. I think I can say with certainty that the consumers of this meat are not going above the level of barbeque, although I have to admit that that's what I was looking for myself.

I draw the line at chick pea curries though. Have you people not heard of chicken? Sweet potato?

Yep, cleaned out here yesterday for the first time also, just like the bread. Eggs gone too. Again, I figure it should be short-lived since meat arrives daily and home freezer sizes are limited, unlike garages that can hold a year's worth of loo paper.