post on social media that you're changing brands, with a heartfelt thanks and goodbye to the brand that brought you up.
"that guy's getting PAID"
Leave the door open to your custom paint job Mercedes Sprinter conversion van with you full quiver of D-Lab wings, Mikes Lab foils, and custom carbon boards (none over 30 liters and plastered with Red Bull stickers) in plain sight for everyone to see.....
Oh and don't forget to make sure that (photoshopped) picture of you and Kai being all chummy is displayed prominently near that open door of said Sprinter van
Select to expand quoteDspace said..
Leave the door open to your custom paint job Mercedes Sprinter conversion van with you full quiver of D-Lab wings, Mikes Lab foils, and custom carbon boards (none over 30 liters and plastered with Red Bull stickers) in plain sight for everyone to see.....
Oh and don't forget to make sure that (photoshopped) picture of you and Kai being all chummy is displayed prominently near that open door of said Sprinter van
That's a full set, LMAO.
Post an Instagram video where you need calculator to add up how many 360's you did 1080 or 1440 
Funny topic, Aussies hate people talking themselves or the conditions up. Getting your mates to talk you up seems to be acceptable though
tell people after two years on HA you've seen the light and you're going back to a new low aspect foilYou might be ripping on the wingding but your grammar needs work
#splitinfinitive
Never hit a water, just keep complaining that there isn't enough wind for your taste.
Obviously when some serious storm hammer area and nobody's out, you'll post Pic of your gear and a statement that it was pretty good 4h session.
Select to expand quoteFoilingPicasso said..
This is very seriously urgent! Help please!
I thought naming yourself foiling Picasso was your subtle brag
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talk about how your 50l makes such a great light wind board
Pfft I found even my 18L kitefoil board had too much swing weight. I'm now just riding a 1 foot 2x4, gives such responsive turning and frees up my airs, like there's no board at all.
What size wing do you guys recommend for gusty conditions? I find my 4m is perfect for getting into the barrel but gets overpowered when it spits.
How about this? I'm an ambassordor of several brands, like armstrongfoils, duotone, redbull, etc.
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What size wing do you guys recommend for gusty conditions? I find my 4m is perfect for getting into the barrel but gets overpowered when it spits.
that is the best so far!!!!! I laugh a lot and once in a while I think about it!! nice one!
Casually have an open can of Red Bull in your hand before and after every sesh. (Hint: you don't actually have to drink it).
