Ok, so when there is no wind on the river everyone says go to dutchies...I would if I knew where it was!![]()
Its pretty far out of Perth.
Keep driving till you see the dead wombat and the rock that looks like Malcom Turnbull. Ignore that. At the end of the road there's a man who'll ask you three questions. If you answer it correctly (something about kiters being lame) he'll tell you a riddle which will lead you past long john jetty and straight to Dutchies! Yay!
www.google.com.au:443/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=-32.007063,115.751754&daddr&hl=en&geocode&mra=mi&mrsp=0&sz=19&sll=-32.007173,115.752211&sspn=0.001708,0.003484&ie=UTF8&t=h&z=19
Thanks mate, I'm glad I didn't get that sparrow air -speed velocity question, I've always found it difficult to tell an african sparrow from a european sparrow...or was it a swallow
...oh well see ya at dutchies!!