"The GORILLA mast; extreme durability, ultimate reliability, 2 years no questions asked limited warranty and immediate replacement service. In the unlikely event of a breakage, never be without a mast again with interchangeable sections and immediate store exchange."
How you does the limited warranty work if Severne promise not to ask asy questions??
Hmm, wonder if it covers times when the two-piece becomes a one-piece? Am thinking a bigger vehicle is in order. 
Eternal Life™ guaranteed
(experiences may vary, Eternal Life ™ strictly limited to two years)
Ha just thought of a really funny* bumper sticker
"Why walk on water when you can Windsurf"
*Individual degree of funniness may vary 
