Has anyone else who sailed at Dutchies today noticed an extra lump in their groin after sailing in the white plume??
What with all the nasties dredged up from the harbour deepening making an appearance today I wouldn't be surprised if we all (males that is - I'm too scared to think what afflictions will happen to the ladies) end up growing an extra testicle.
Some would say that my sailing requires a bit more b_lls out action but I do my best!!
I suppose the biggest problem is that with all the toxins and other crap apparently being moved around I may die from lead/tributaline/radiation/Sarin gas/asbestosis/cadmium poisoning before I get to put my extra nut to good use.
Oh well I enjoyed the sail anyway. It's always good to get a nice 25ish knot breeze late in the season.
