firstly i was having a great weekend finished work sat got a sail in after that caught up with friends sat night then woke up little dusty sunday morning....drove down the point jumped in the water hooked into a wave straight away then some peanut told me "i dont have to paddle 3m to the inside there is only 4 out here"(me him and 2 goat boaters) i was just like what... then i let rip really gave it back to him then he just would not shut up getting stuck into me about my surfing telling me i was ****... ra ra ra and all that, absolute smart ass could not believe it. so i went for a standup that afternoon and told a friend about captain lippy in the morning and first thing he said does he drive a grey honda accord station wagon and im like yea thats him! he sat at the top of the hill for an hour waiting for us to come in maby to see what car i drove or somthing...
so im wondering what i should do about this.
a. take my vidieo camera down and get a friend to film me kick the absolute **** out of this dickflop then post it on youtube....
b.just leave it
c.forget about it there are so many people in torquay with dad anger just wait for one upset dad to have ago and other grumpy dad and then it will be on like donkey kong between 2 peanuts....problem solved
ps true story.....
torquay point is a fat left hander you need to be way inside or you wont get onto the wave
^^^ there's your answer. Go for a surf at a better wave where you won't have to put up with kooks (and goat boats) like that and everyone knows where the right takeoff spot is.
seriously????......I know you're having a rant but do you really think kicking the crap out of someone because of something he said to you would solve anything?
And surfers wonder why they have a bad reputation. 
Get over it, you don't own the waves, just be thankful you can get out and enjoy them.
I hope you both meet up and simultaneously eliminate yourselves from the gene pool, do us all a favour 
putting posts up here on seabreeze is a big risk you can get shutdown real hard! your like a sitting duck very easy target but......cjw im laughing with you not at you! but i think you should have a spell bud uploading pictures of your self with a go pro omg classic so lame
What, lamer than having a photo of a dirtbike which has what relevance to water sports?
Anyway I made a somewhat amusing quip because i'm sick of the sort of **** you described, whether you're the perpetrator or instigator, be the bigger man. I've been abused by retard surfers many times over the years...and it's usually the ones that can't surf that well. Furthermore because of my privileged position of being able to catch a ****load more waves I always give them wave priority...still get abused. **** em now I just ignore them and charge in regardless.
In the worst case, after the dude got out of the water I, stealth stylez, followed him in, got my phone and started taking pictures of him, his car etc. I have never seen someone pack their **** up so fast in my life. I've seen the same guy many times since, have never had a problem because he knows the score, he was being a porkchop.
Surfers don't like to share, it's a known fact, more so when it's 'not their kind' the same **** will continue while the old wankers who perpetuated it keep it alive.
I feel for ya Pigdog (assuming you didn't snake the dudes?) and half your story is why I don't bother surfing anymore. The fights and kaos was kinda fun when I was 20-ish, but now- at 40 plus- clobbering some inbreed turkey isn't worth the effort- though it would feel kinda good[}:)]. Now the easy solution- jump on the sail baord and tear up some place that's empty. Gotta be a fat, lazy point break some where to carve. Leave the clowns at the circus and enjoy ya time on the water.
I had a bit of trouble understanding the story but I think it is about surfing right?
I think everyone is a bit confused pigdog. Obviously you sail, but your post has nothing to do with wavesailing.
Im sure you would have got much better responses to your rant if you posted it in the surfing forum.
take option d. go surf somewhere where there are no crowds
Just do what I do. Punch everyone who's at the beach as soon as you arrive.
That way if someone does end up doing the wrong thing, you've already dished out some justice.
My "no exceptions" policy did mean that I had to unleash on a seniors aqua-aerobics class at the adjacent rock pool, but I swear one of them was looking at me the wrong way. Turns out it was because they had put their glass eye in upside down, but that's no excuse.
Actually the answer is d). Have a rant about it on Seabreeze, then bitch and moan about the risk involved in having a rant.
a) is not a bad answer either, as long as you are clearly identifiable in the video as you assault the person.
stab him in the neck, hehehe WITH YOUR PADDLE
(evil laughing and very disturbing look)
hang on, this is awesome we get to control a real life person, not some GTA game
can we suggest some other stuff for you to do
hahaha its the aussie surf version
