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Pardon my language but honestly, this is beyond a joke. There is a God and he knows the difference between weekends and weekdays.
Now he or she is playing with us...making us think Sunday is going to be windy. It won't be windy. Not at all.
It will be windy on Sunday , I'll be at sea. Anyway hasn't any one heard of w.d.o's & sickies during the week ?
BOM forecast for Sunday :
Forecast for Sunday 10 August Winds Westerly about 10 knots tending southwesterly 15 to 20 knots during the morning, then tending southerly during the afternoon at similar strength. Seas Around 1 metre.
Please be aware. Wind gusts can be 40 percent stronger than the averages given here, and maximum waves may be up to twice the height. (We can only hope. My addition).
Seabreeze Forecast: (and gee, I hope SB is right).
Select to expand quotekato said..
Shssssssss, haven't you lot learnt anything yet.
you'll scare it
And it doesn't just get scared by words, it also gets scared if you as much as think about it.
I hope you buggers over there to the East haven't put the mozz on this weekend for us quiet guys in the West of the state. 
Problem solved, I will just get my Wife to organise a family function on Sunday which has my appearance as compulsory and there will be heaps of wind!!!!
She has a sixth sense, it's freaky.
Thanks, Mr. Love,
I sure hope you enjoy the function. At no cost to you, I'll be glad to fill you in on what you missed.
Note to Windjunky: I hope you guys are watching the SB forecast and can learn from it. Let's see, the BOM has supercomputers costing $quillions, whilst the SB forecasters use the somewhat less powerful Amstrad 512 model. It will be interesting to see who is closest to actually what happens.
A-a-a-a-nd the winner is..........................
Seabreeze!
BOM now says: Sunday 10 August. Strong Wind Warning for Sunday for Port Phillip Winds. Northwesterly 20 to 25 knots becoming southwesterly 20 to 25 knots in the morning then tending southerly in the late evening. Winds reaching up to 30 knots during the afternoon and evening.
Damn, those Amstrads are good
