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Facekini

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Created by blackattack > 9 months ago, 18 Dec 2014
blackattack
QLD, 361 posts
18 Dec 2014 11:36AM
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I need one of these! copped a massive jelly blubber to the face on Sunday!

Simon can you order some in.




sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
18 Dec 2014 11:40AM
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Nacho Libre
"El Barto, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun."

mkseven
QLD, 2315 posts
18 Dec 2014 12:30PM
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If you're inclined to give oral sex to a jellyfish get a face sock that fisherpeople wear, they are great but you look a little bit more terrorist & a little less gimp.

blackattack
QLD, 361 posts
18 Dec 2014 1:24PM
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My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!

bc
QLD, 706 posts
18 Dec 2014 2:42PM
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blackattack said..
My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!


Bart Bart Bart , it would be very hard for you to intimidate anyone, since your starts are so bad , most people are at the first mark as you cross the start line.

Alewi62
QLD, 158 posts
18 Dec 2014 5:41PM
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blackattack said..
I need one of these! copped a massive jelly blubber to the face on Sunday!

Simon can you order some in.





eBay is the place to get them. You can get awesome patterns too.

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
18 Dec 2014 8:13PM
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blackattack said..

My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!



You're scaring me already !!!

brynoz
QLD, 177 posts
18 Dec 2014 9:53PM
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Smearing you face in Vegemite or Vas will definatly maybe work also.

Haggar
QLD, 1670 posts
18 Dec 2014 10:30PM
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Anne can you order a dozen for the team please

Magnus8
QLD, 366 posts
18 Dec 2014 11:45PM
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Haggar said..
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please


Booya

Alewi62
QLD, 158 posts
19 Dec 2014 9:21AM
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Haggar said..
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please


They would have to be Viking appropriate.

66WSF
QLD, 418 posts
19 Dec 2014 9:50AM
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Found these on line and have ordered 100.

See Simon at BC if you want one, only $200 each - BARGAIN !!









blackattack
QLD, 361 posts
19 Dec 2014 10:01AM
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AUS729 said..
Found these on line and have ordered 100.

See Simon at BC if you want one, only $200 each - BARGAIN !!











Would clearly make the sport more appealing to the fairer sex.

Haggar
QLD, 1670 posts
19 Dec 2014 11:48AM
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alewi62 said...
Haggar said..
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please


They would have to be Viking appropriate.


...... just add horns

NotWal
QLD, 7430 posts
19 Dec 2014 12:31PM
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You need a turtle mask if you want to scare jellies:

Steve411
QLD, 30 posts
23 Dec 2014 9:31PM
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bc said..

blackattack said..
My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!



Bart Bart Bart , it would be very hard for you to intimidate anyone, since your starts are so bad , most people are at the first mark as you cross the start line.


Gold Coast surfing legend Bruce Lee used to use them.



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