Hey all had a few surfs in paynesville couldnt get accommodation to hard 2 get set up, ended up going 2 Albury 4 a little while 2 get some funds thinking about selling my gear cause i haven't surfed for over a week and i feel Spencer, Leo, Marni, Chris, parker, Donavan, Blackwood, martin, larco, peter, gertz, Mike, Brian, Marnu, Rob r probably only about 6 years of solid surfing behind me now the gap is being bridged due to my inactivity i feel like id only exit my gybes at about 28-29knots now, so the VIC's can relax for a while. yeah in all honesty im spewing i might have 2 sell my gear cause im running out of funds and i gotta get a job now the dreams over (its over). Lucky ive got numerous career options Face Model, bouncer in a bikie club, or perhaps striper all male.
Wanna hear a joke
how does a man turn a fox into an elephant?
He Marries it.
did u hear what happened to the Irish tap dancer?
He fell the sink.
Im missing all u NSW dudes.
C ya
Yours the inland windsurfer
clearly the coolest dude in Albury but its of no consolation
C ya's
Hey dude, i thought i would reply to your post to make you feel loved.
Don't sell any gear it's not worth it, go hungry, beg work in a strip club but don't sell your kit otherwise you'll have nothing to live for (except Lydia).
if i was paid just 10 cents per inch in a stripe club id make a ****in motsa, hope u have a good time on the gold coast u should get a mohawk
Oh come on dude, you'll be right, you're just a bit home sick and going through a raff patch ($ talking) you know very well that selling your gear won't help, don't do it man the strip club idea sounds much better. Keep in touch mate
Dont do it Johnny!!!!!!!!
It can only lead you further down the dark path!!!!!!!
Keep the faith. Get a job, you may surprise yourself and actually enjoy it 
Had a great sail for you yesterday so we are all doing our bit.
All the best to Lydia (poor woman).
Larko.
P.S Leo will take your 6.7 to help you out!!
U HAVNT GOT A 5.5 AVE YA !! 
!!
COME ON JHON PULL YA FINGER OUT !!
GO LIVE THE DREAM !!
GET A JOB BOY WE ALL HAVE TO DO IT ... ITS SOO GOOD MAKES YOU APPRECIATE IT MORE :)
HAD AGREAT SAIL WITH AL THE MARNSTA AT BOTS SOO GOOD FLAT AS BEST DAY OF THE SUMMER I RECON... !! 35KN GUSTS SOOOO FLAT !! JUST THE THREE OF US OUT TOO .
I WAS COMING OUT OF JIBES @THE SAME SPEED AS U BOUT 32 
WE DO MISS U BOTH
Hey all yeah things r looking up to bad leo u dont get my sail and yes i have a JOB....... thanks 4 the support.......
Keep the gear Johnny! We want to see you back in Sept showing the VICs a thing or 2!! (and don't listen to Leo, it's all fab when your job is as a top fashion photographer!!)
Jodi 
and... how is it going with the new job…??? don't tell me that you're tired, and already thinking in holidays...!!!
Hey man
The Job sucks dick wiring up industrial switch boards in a factory, equivalent of being an Egyptian slave building pyramids 4000 yrs ago basically it consists of me checking my soul at the door, putting my testicles in a vice and assuming various porn like positions were im on the receiving end, occasionally i do a little bit of wiring i probably wont get to do much surfing through winter which gives the chance for the Sydney dudes to slightly bridge the gap in ability to close the gap fully would be the equivalent of about 6 gazillion golden gate bridges ill b back faster than a leopard, stronger than an ox, more agile than a gazelle, sharper than a knife, reflexes like a rattle snake, just need to do a few more months on the receiving end then ill be back to giving it, i refer to full plaining gybes, boom hight airs without using foot straps.
That will do im outta bull****
GO THE MIGHTY SEA EAGLES weak bastards 0 from 2
Anyone been doing any good surfing? What are the speeds anyone getting up 2 now?
Johnny ya funny bugger!!!
Stuff all wind up here lately but had a fun sesh yesterday with Spence, Girts, Kenny, Ads. Big gear but close to 30, just fun after work
Got a message from Marni, having fun at Burrum but only light wind.
Keep the faith brah, see ya at the Pit in October.
All the best to Lydia.
Larko.
Thanks Larko
hope everythings going well, alls going pretty good here i feel like Joseph out of the bible i just have to do my 40 days and 40 nights in the desert then it will be back to paradise for me hopefully taking my rightful place as lord of the lake, prince of pittwater, Baron of botany, sultan of Sydney, captain of collaroy u get the drift
Love ya Baby
Johnny Watmough Miller
It’s good to know that working or not you haven’t lost the ability of talking crap. Now seriously, did you really have to write your middle name??? it’s very gay, no offense to any other Watmough out there. Don’t you tell me that you changed teams bro? well, give my best to Lydia
Prince Of Pittwater! how are you bud, if the job doesnt work out you could always consider selling your liver or kidney??
Nah ive drunk a bit and done a **** load of drugs so there both pretty worn the brain hasn't done much work in the past 30yrs thought pretty fresh. Hows things going r u still in Sydney i finally discovered botany in the last few months we were there didn't see u there....... we r in Albury for a little while hopefully getting to bairnsdale soon......
Sydney misses you Johnny, Leos going to Sandringham tomorrow and the forcast is good, He has been beating me of late and tomorrow is his big chance as I'm working. Love to Lydia let us know when you get some sailing in.
Allan 
The jobs going well if the pay was performance based i would have only had 2 do a couple of light hrs and id be done 4 a yr or 2 ive been going 2 the boxing gym every day for the last 2 weeks im not gonna talk it up but there have been numerous comparisons from others i appear to have the power of tyson the toughness of gatti the skills of tzsyu the speed of mayweather and the looks of Dela Hoya.
cheers for now
Johnny Rocky Miller
P.S I miss Windsurfing
I miss entering gybes at 29
I miss exiting gybes at 29
I miss being the lord of the lake
I miss making leo feel like a slow homo
I miss kicking sand in spencers face
I miss the staff at windsurfnsnow looking at me like im the local Robbie Naish
I miss giving Martin Rigging up lessons
Thats all im gonna type 4 now im getting a sore wrist and it will be needed for other things 2 do with computer time........
POP, I moved to Brisbane. Sure i miss NSW but there are some awesome sailing spots up here. For the most part of this year i havent been on anything bigger than a 100 ltr and 5.4 sail ( that was until now ). Been trying forward loops, I figured i was great at the catapult so all ive got to do is keep the board attached to my feet and ive cracked it, will let you know how this goes.
well done on the forward loops they seem mega scary still 2 me so full credit, finally your time in Australia is starting 2 rub off on u your loosing some of your gay soccer, no cricket playing, and tea drinking ways and starting 2 become cool, well done keep me posted
cheers johnny
Hey Johnny!
Good to see you still have a high opinion of your skill levels 
. It just makes it more enjoyable for me when i fly past and gybe around you (again) next time we meet
And if you like i can give you another boxing lesson as well 
Hey Leo, If ya gonna photoshop yaself in at least do it so you're on the right side of the sail from where the wind is coming from...
