Here's a little quote I like to think of when sailing at the Woodies speed strip.
I find displeasing kiters is rather nice
I love being hated.
God! How my spirits rise under a cannonade of glaring eyes! 
(Apologies to Cyrano de Bergerac)
Abuse me, hate me, just don't ignore me [}:)]
I have a few others but they're a bit too "Non P.C" for a General audience 
I've changed my avatar,
Quite a good resemblance hey
Hope this doesn't blow my cover
