Yep, That's right, the big fella's cracking 50 this week
Holy snappin duck poo ya getting on a bit
Hope you have a great Birthday mate, try not to work to hard on it
It may slow you down a bit but I seriously doubt it, look forward to continuing our long standing battle for bragging rights
3 cheers for Hardie
Hip hip....Hooray
Hip hip....Hooray
Hip hip....Ooo, do be careful with your hip, you are getting on a bit now
Happy birthday young fella, I hope the Love Goddess slows down while you're chasing her around the entertainment room, I'll have a rum for you 
"Yep, That's right, the big fella's cracking 50 this week Holy snappin duck poo"
Is hardie going to crack 50knts this week.
nice work mate
No more excitement for you now. your old
Time now to settle down, Slippers, Dressing gown, a nice glass of cherry and repeats of Benny Hill for you Hardie.
Congrats making it this far and by my count in another 2 yrs you,ll be middle aged and ready to show your true speed potential
Hey Hards
Do not worry about what these young fellows are saying, I am 3 years on from the big 50 and still having ago.
Congratulations on the big five o Hardie
Of course you have been doing a preventative maintanance regime all these years.
If not a quick catch up can be found in the bottom of Jamesons Irish Whisky bottles.[}:)](Guaranteed to make the aches and pains go away)
Good on ya Hards... And massive RESPECT for all the stuff you have made happen in the windy world...
Now, if you can help finish my reno's, maybe I can get some TOW
Hey Hardie,
I'd like to be alive at 50 let alone sailing - only joking mate - Happy Birthday
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Thankyou to all the well wishers, its 50 tomo, be nice to wake up tomorrow morning!!
Happy Birthday Hardie, You'll be fine. I'll be 55 next month and have just started. Cheers JAK
Hardie, when you hit 50 there is only one thing you must do, and that is sail the pit.. and celebrate with a good speed run.. come back and visit us all hardie.. you created THE GPS TEAM CHALLENGE web site, your the man! you rock!
Happy Birthday Hardie!
Here's a test to see if you are really getting old or not: (yes = old).
You think "Libido" is an Italian pasta
The tooth fairy has more of your teeth than you do
You wake up with that terrible "morning after" feeling and you didn't do anything the night before!
You drink prune juice on purpose
You sit down to breakfast and hear "snap crackle and pop" and you haven't poured milk on your cereal yet.
Your pharmacist calls you by your first name
You trade in your speed board for a caravan
Conversations with people your age turn into "Duelling ailments"
Your sex drive suddenly shifts into "park".
You think of a "quickie" as napping at a traffic light.
Your back goes out more often than you do.
You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of campers shows up with a bag of marshmallows.
Many of the local kiters were BORN the year you got your last promotion.
Happy Birthday, and hope you avoid most of the above during the next 50!
(especially trading in the speed board for a caravan)
happy B'day oh grand captain of the mighty Mandurah Mob.
I hope you get on the water today!
Thanx Guyz & YES I WOKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and My Prezzy is 6 Laps around Wannaeroo Race Track in a V8 Supercar
Who says I'm a speed junkie
So my job of keeping the average age of the Mandurah Mob down, just got a bit harder
hey Hardie happy bday too from up here..50 is not so hard to crack nowadays and am not far too behind
