Out on the water Monday(
public holiday in Vic
) and met up with a cute young kite surfer(female ie) who called me a pole dancer. As an over the hill balding and ugly windsurfer should I have taken this as a
1) pick up line
2) a compliment
3) an insult
I did not have the heart to call her a teabagger.
What other names do they call us?
You should have taken it as a pick up line as it was intended. How could "pole dancer" be anything else?
I have heard that they refer to us (in hushed whispers) as "the enlightened" and sometimes "the undead"
I work of the principle that as Aussies if we like you we'll insult you, if we don't like you we'll be polite.
You should have told her if she is a good girl you will let her touch your long hard pole.
I get called F*&* *&f and other friendly compliments by my kiter friends.
I call them Aerial Epileptics, Wakeboarers wihtout a boat, Fashion victims, rich kids with attitude and the Hyundai drivers club 
