"Ok thats the waypoint set, now what is the next step with this thing." said the kitesurfer coming to grips with a gps pilot.
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"But daddy, you told me to head for the marker"
It was too late by the time Frank realised the boat didnt have ABS fitted as standard
Right, everyone, don't forget where we parked.
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'A little bit more, bit more....keep her coming....bit more...little to the left...*CRACK*...perfect.'
Bob told his half-wit mates he always wanted a catamaran before handing over the keys.
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"But daddy, you told me to head for the marker"
"I said, Aim for the middle of the channel markers!"
Shortly after Senator Graham's little "incident" Selective Availability was permanently disabled.
"Pole dancing - I'll show you f****n pole dancin you sleazy strip club attending mongrel" She was heard to mutter at she left the marina in Kevin's new power boat
"Here Freddy, I will pass you up your life jacket and your white cane" said his smart ar.. wife.
George thought that he had organised things pretty well before he left his wife to move in with the bosses daughter at her penthouse. Unfortunately he had forgotten that his wife knew where he kept a spare set of keys for the boat.
Tell the boat hire company I've left their boat moored on the number three marker.
(Btw, I love the name of the boat, 'Temporary Insanity.' Very appropriate! )
I dont know when this caption competition is supposed to finish ??? Or how to judge a winner......Knotboard , arent you running this???? Richie only pawn in game of life...
honestly ossiffer, i thort it was a jet skiier,
ah, well that's ok then. don't worry about the breath test and drug test, just sign here and you're free to go
The results are in folks AND THE WINNER IS............KNOT BOARD ! for his topical comments regarding global warming. Runner up is.....Knotboard for his pisstaking of our kite riding brothers. Special mention to Bender for daring to utter/type the words; "I know boats!!!".........yaaaaaaah, speech !!!
