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Created by Richiefish > 9 months ago, 5 Mar 2008
Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
5 Mar 2008 2:21PM
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using beacons as waypoints? ....... (how do I make the pic big?)

555
892 posts
5 Mar 2008 1:41PM
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You grabbed the wrong link..

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
5 Mar 2008 3:42PM
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'Temporary Insanity II' follows the path of her predecessor.

Or

While daydreaming about a name for his next boat it suddenly came to him

grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
5 Mar 2008 1:47PM
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Richie was particularly unhappy to only score 3 for this effort

knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
5 Mar 2008 2:50PM
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Divorce Tip Number 23 for Men: Never agree to split the boat.

Revhead
ACT, 372 posts
5 Mar 2008 3:54PM
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temporary insanity, permanent embarrassment!

ducati
QLD, 474 posts
5 Mar 2008 2:57PM
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Aroused by the bonking sounds below 'Temporary Insanity' also felt a stirring in her loins.

knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
5 Mar 2008 2:58PM
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Not surprisingly, Steve Wonder failed to pass his boating licence exam.

Bender
WA, 2235 posts
5 Mar 2008 1:59PM
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"Dont tell me what to do"............................."I KNOW BOATS!!!!!!!!!!!!'

knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
5 Mar 2008 3:18PM
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Port and starboard markers always confused the Kiteboarder but he decided to buy a boat anyway.

Tiddlywinks
WA, 164 posts
5 Mar 2008 3:42PM
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I was chasing him and he just stopped for no reason

Exman
WA, 46 posts
5 Mar 2008 3:44PM
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disappointed with the speed of his boat the disgruntled kite boarder attempted to attach a mast thinking that was the secret

Jimmy@Tas
TAS, 77 posts
5 Mar 2008 5:52PM
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While racing, little Johnny took "go through marker three" literally

knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
5 Mar 2008 4:56PM
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Richie engaged the autopilot and went below for a cup of tea.

Revhead
ACT, 372 posts
5 Mar 2008 6:06PM
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Thats what happens when you mix driving a boat and oral sex

555
892 posts
5 Mar 2008 4:39PM
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Good thing they tied that beacon up to the boat.. Drifting navigational markers can be a real hazard at sea..

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
5 Mar 2008 7:09PM
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To the left of red when coming into port... no keep green on the right when leaving... "no port left" so go to port..? left... no... right, no...

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
5 Mar 2008 7:11PM
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Alcohol, boats and cowboys don't mix.

sick_em_rex
NSW, 1600 posts
5 Mar 2008 7:15PM
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after breaking 40 knots boat speed on Hardies run it was time to 'do an Elmo'!

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
5 Mar 2008 6:22PM
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A fat ,hairy ,black speedo clad ,gold chain wearing, man was seen fleeing the scene on a jet ski......

Bender
WA, 2235 posts
5 Mar 2008 5:53PM
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I never knew Elmo had a boat

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
5 Mar 2008 9:48PM
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Sadly "Temporary Insanity" was exactly what happened to Glen when he saw the number 3, and he was drawn irresitably toward it...

elmo
WA, 8868 posts
5 Mar 2008 8:37PM
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Bender said...

I never knew Elmo had a boat


Yep, true to form didn't make it out of the channel

Mark _australia
WA, 23435 posts
5 Mar 2008 8:43PM
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Suddenly the 'little man in the boat' had a pole rammed into him.........

elmo
WA, 8868 posts
5 Mar 2008 8:51PM
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Elmo'd


(Thanks Bender)

jp747
1553 posts
5 Mar 2008 9:05PM
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nothin' beats a rip in one at beacon number 3...

Gestalt
QLD, 14627 posts
5 Mar 2008 10:43PM
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i bet he did 1's and 2's before the 3's

choco
SA, 4175 posts
5 Mar 2008 11:29PM
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Big boat Big Pole...small d*ck priceless

Mark _australia
WA, 23435 posts
5 Mar 2008 10:03PM
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Wally was told that if he bought a flash boat, he'd get to 3rd base really fast

eyeMhardcor
255 posts
5 Mar 2008 10:08PM
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CAUTION - Navman GPS has accuracy of + or - 2 metres.

TonyC
WA, 410 posts
5 Mar 2008 10:18PM
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Damn, who tied us up so close.



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