caption competition # 30

In greyhound race commentry voice

They're at the starting gates,
Just waiting for the lure to land........... and they're orf

Parachute training got a bit more serious with the new penalties for not getting near the target area.

Lets make suicide more exciting than just jumping out of a plane

Damn, where did I put that Gatorade

With his confidence slightly dented from caption Comp #29, Wet Willy thought he could regain some credibility by proving he could actually make a bigger ar$e of himself.





WW-I apologise if you take offence.

and so it was , the first kite board was actually a crocodile !!!

Bindi liked to spice things up - a kiter every noon at feeding time brought the crowds back to Australia Zoo

In addition to Oceanblue's entry above:

aw mum, not kiter again.......its so stringy.





[Come on someone had to say it]

new chapter has been written for the movie Forrest Gump 2
He was there for all the other important events ,why not the birth of Kitesurfing?
" Run ,Forrest ,Run!"

Hey this 'chute is camo..... if I wrap it around me, maybe they won't see me.....

He decided to conquer his fear of heights and reptiles all at once.

The very first lofting was purely the product of willpower and beans.

Here at Aeroguard we test our tropic strength "no bites guaranteed repellant" to the limit.

Kiting is now safer than ever. Getting torn limb from limb by a hundred cocodiles, however, is still a bit dangerous.