caption competition 21

Ive posted this one before but not in the caption competition.

"I'm getting too old for that s#*t!"

if only it wasn't your mother I was looking for

...coming up next on Emergency 911 we have Scooby snacks, underdacks and redneck hacks...

Awww shucks Bubba, I’m a bloodhound not a bloody idiot!

"You don't need my nose to find that dude! Just follow the trail of blowflies!"

"RrrrOUGH"

Hooch;" No way, I'm not wearing them! "

"As if a one man firing squad in the woods isn't bad enough, you want to blindfold me with that?!"

yes boss your ass does look big in them

Call Lassie because I don't do this sh#t!

Tell you what boss, you sniff them, tell me what they smell like, then I'll try and find the trail.

I don't 'spose we're looking for Eva Longoria, are we?

Hey what a coincidence Rosco, looks like Boss Hogs' been out here sniffing for Daisy Duke.

Woodrow was horrified to find out what Simon Townsend really did with Jonathon Coleman's undies.



[footnote: this caption will probably be lost on anyone born after 1985]

"It's a 'dog's life', alright! I got one cop hanging onto me, one with a gun in my back, and you've got the gall to tell me to stick THAT disgusting thing in my FACE!?!"