Select to expand quoteTardy said..
Finally someone worked out how not to get asked why he is not at work when driving to the beach.
When you hit the bottom of the Caption Comp 517 waterfall and met the ferry-man, he turned out to be God himself.
He only bought this car so that he could open the tailgate at traffic lights and then do a runner.
Select to expand quoteCarantoc said..
"I'm just off to pick up Bernd"
that's the best !
I love the smell of formaldehyde in the morning....after Taco Bell....breakfast of champions 
Select to expand quoteTardy said..
I think this thread is dead ..time to bury it ..last change ..judge tomorrow .
Yes, it was dead before it started... I don't envy the godly powers of judgement for the dead thread
