Yep, hiding in the wheel arch should get me across the border and Trump will be none the wiser.
Igor acted like the sun shines out his a$$,
But when I shoved him in there he couldn't even get a single headlight to work.
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Get the jimmy bar out of the boot will you Jim, sure enough I've run over another feral.
Nobody will find your car keys if you hide them in the wheel arch....(If you leave the motor running with an exhaust leak).......?
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Police have discovered the whereabouts of a man missing for 10 days, who was last seen attempting to break into a retreading factory in the early hours of the morning after a big night out.
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After this incident and as a result of the lawsuit all new vehicles must now come equipped with a small sign above each wheel warning people not to lay inside the wheel well and another sign next to the ignition warning to check for people in the wheel well before operating the vehicle. The Australian Barristers Association has called this "A great victory for all Australians which will result in saving many lives and a nice example of the great things the ABA does for the common good of the nation thank you very much."
due to budget cutbacks the mexican f 1 team had to
use a cut price set of tire warmers.
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With the repeal of the carbon tax the greens have become increasingly desperate and today they have unleashed their "direct action policy" time will tell if it makes a difference.
After reading four pages of a thread titled "Updated from Mast Question?" most people had the same reaction
Sick of the same practical joke, Mickey Thompson was thinking of changing his name.
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"Yeah baby, you are sooooo hot, like warm apple pie!.......who's your daddy now baby?"
President Obama screwed up again! He was supposed to hang Trump up to dry on that tire, but of course he is on vacation again and someone else carried out the order, and the person carring out the order thought Obama said "Tramp". So the guy carrying out Obama's order tried to run over Hillary, but missed and ran over that old fooo instead. While Obama is playing golf on his vacation, he is too oblivious to catch it. When Obama returns from his vacation supplied by us tax payers, Obama finds out about this snafoo and pays cash to write this off and to keep everyone's mouth shut.
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At least I didn't fall asleep behind the wheel.
Parked, you are a WINNER, you had a lot of green, not sure if the most, but, I found it simply the funniest and a good safe driving message and didn't do the obvious grand dad joke of
"I bet his name is Jack" 
