No matter how well ScoMo spun it, the little Aussie marsupial had no chance against the might of Master Po Panda creeping up from behind.
Adelaide Zoo - a second hand donga with a long legged rat and a picture of a panda.
We gonna need Scotty from Marketing to sell this one.
ScoMo promised his daughter a trip to WA, but Adelaide Zoo was as far as he got before declaring a budget emergency and handing her a quokka.
In an attempt to make WA re-open its borders with the rest of the country, ScoMo kidnaps one of its citizens.
Horrible when you ask for a sulphur-crested cockatoo on your shoulder but all they can find is a bald-headed polly!!

Master Po was scarred for life after ScoMo wore his @rse-less chaps to the presser...
"What is seen cannot be unseen"
Well its been a week ,so will follow IMAX rule ,,,sparky i like your comment ..but i like TGales too ..hope where still friends ...
take it away TGale