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Created by jermaldan > 9 months ago, 17 Mar 2011
jermaldan

jermaldan

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18 Mar 2011 4:45PM
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My boards mast track is pretty tight....

Mark _australia

Mark _australia

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18 Mar 2011 1:55PM
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hardie said...

At my age 50, a good wsurf is 10/10 gd sex is a 7/10


My recent experiences suggets it is way easier to get a windsurf too - even in La Nina year

Bender

Bender

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18 Mar 2011 2:40PM
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My board is happy for me to go to the pub and drink beer after a good sail when ever i want and it never demands i mow the lawn and do stuff around the house and it NEVER knocks me back if i want to take it for a ride!!

hardie

hardie

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18 Mar 2011 3:17PM
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Mark _australia said...

hardie said...

At my age 50, a good wsurf is 10/10 gd sex is a 7/10


My recent experiences suggets it is way easier to get a windsurf too - even in La Nina year


I must admit hot chicks aren't looking for middle-aged men to satisy their carnal desires Even tho I reckon we much better at it than than young studs Except for the stamina part

I wonder how we can make balding slightly obese middle-age men who wear manbras the new sexy?

kyteryder

kyteryder

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18 Mar 2011 10:57PM
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I can put my daggerboard up and down when i want to.

Mark _australia

Mark _australia

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18 Mar 2011 8:09PM
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hardie said...

Mark _australia said...

hardie said...

At my age 50, a good wsurf is 10/10 gd sex is a 7/10


My recent experiences suggets it is way easier to get a windsurf too - even in La Nina year


I must admit hot chicks aren't looking for middle-aged men to satisy their carnal desires Even tho I reckon we much better at it than than young studs Except for the stamina part

I wonder how we can make balding slightly obese middle-age men who wear manbras the new sexy?


My experience is the opposite, they're lining up... but no need to advertise it here, lest I get too many offers.
I was just being modest

sboardcrazy

sboardcrazy

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19 Mar 2011 12:10AM
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Not the best place to advertise as there aren't many women!

Mark _australia

Mark _australia

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18 Mar 2011 9:13PM
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^^^ yeah that is why I felt that I could mention it here in the company of friends, so as to not get too many offers

hardie

hardie

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18 Mar 2011 10:23PM
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Mark _australia said...

hardie said...

Mark _australia said...

hardie said...

At my age 50, a good wsurf is 10/10 gd sex is a 7/10


My recent experiences suggets it is way easier to get a windsurf too - even in La Nina year


I must admit hot chicks aren't looking for middle-aged men to satisy their carnal desires Even tho I reckon we much better at it than than young studs Except for the stamina part

I wonder how we can make balding slightly obese middle-age men who wear manbras the new sexy?


My experience is the opposite, they're lining up... but no need to advertise it here, lest I get too many offers.
I was just being modest


Only women checkin me out these days are old aged pensioners

pweedas

pweedas

WA, 4642 posts
18 Mar 2011 11:22PM
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The other day when I opened the bag, my board was all quite wet.
Maybe I'm just imagining it but I think it might be having an affair with someone else.
Am I just being paranoid?

Mark _australia

Mark _australia

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18 Mar 2011 11:27PM
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hardie said...

Mark _australia said...

hardie said...

Mark _australia said...

hardie said...

At my age 50, a good wsurf is 10/10 gd sex is a 7/10


My recent experiences suggets it is way easier to get a windsurf too - even in La Nina year


I must admit hot chicks aren't looking for middle-aged men to satisy their carnal desires Even tho I reckon we much better at it than than young studs Except for the stamina part

I wonder how we can make balding slightly obese middle-age men who wear manbras the new sexy?


My experience is the opposite, they're lining up... but no need to advertise it here, lest I get too many offers.
I was just being modest


Only women checkin me out these days are old aged pensioners




Go on man, go the sultana sex. Bit of granny love would do you good. Mouthful of prune juice and you will never go back

Bit like how old school longboards have come back into vogue (see, sort of back on topic )

Gorgo

Gorgo

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19 Mar 2011 11:50AM
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jermaldan said...

you can pee in your wet suit without having to stop


That's disgusting no matter how you meant it. Yuk!

Gidget

Gidget

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19 Mar 2011 4:01PM
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...Bit like how old school longboards have come back into vogue...



Size DOES matter


Mr. No-one

Mr. No-one

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19 Mar 2011 2:07PM
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jermaldan said...


Windsurfing is Easier - I have been doing s3x for the past 18 years and I cant say I have improved much. In fact I think that I have actually gotten worse. It's like I have s3x alzheimers - I can barly find the G-spot these days! I have been windsuring for just over 12 months and I see impovement with every session. I learn my lessons and do it better next time.



The reason you can't find the G-spot is because you don't have one, what you need is a female, you won't improve much on your own.

Waterloo

Waterloo

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19 Mar 2011 6:21PM
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Gidget said...


...Bit like how old school longboards have come back into vogue...



Size DOES matter





Lucky I have a Deep Tuttle then!!!

...and keep away from the wave sailors, they only have small thrusters

Bondalucci

Bondalucci

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20 Mar 2011 11:43PM
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I don't like it when you're hooked in, but it gets unexpectedly rough and you suddenly get flung off over the front....

.....but I guess this happens when I'm windsurfing too!

joe windsurf

joe windsurf

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20 Mar 2011 9:00PM
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wide is better
short is better

you can do it in public

joewindsurfer.blogspot.com

frant

frant

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22 Mar 2011 5:06PM
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Any comparison between windsurfing and s3x is invalid unless the data is generated on the same day! But remember if you sample s3x first and then leave to go windsurfing it WILL be the last time you sample s3x (with that participant). If you sample windsurfing first you will be too knackered for s3x. So the conundrum becomes "how can a valid comparison be made"? More to the point why bother comparing simply enjoy both in moderation.

jermaldan

jermaldan

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22 Mar 2011 5:19PM
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Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)

sboardcrazy

sboardcrazy

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22 Mar 2011 5:22PM
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jermaldan said...

Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)


Better not let your partner read this or the choice will be made for you..

jermaldan

jermaldan

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22 Mar 2011 5:34PM
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sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)


Better not let your partner read this or the choice will be made for you..


Oh its OK. Jessica and Angelina are both on my list. My wife has Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler on hers. She used to have Colin Farrell, which worried me a bit to be honest because when he walks into a room even the guys clinch up their but cheeks cause they are worried. All Colin Farrell needs is a pulse! To cut a long story short I feel much more comfortable with Gerald Butler on her list.

Who's on your list?

Waterloo

Waterloo

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22 Mar 2011 7:41PM
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frant said...

Any comparison between windsurfing and s3x is invalid unless the data is generated on the same day! But remember if you sample s3x first and then leave to go windsurfing it WILL be the last time you sample s3x (with that participant). If you sample windsurfing first you will be too knackered for s3x. So the conundrum becomes "how can a valid comparison be made"? More to the point why bother comparing simply enjoy both in moderation.


Didn't realise this was going to be an objective analysis vs subjective feeling.

So, get yourself a tandem board, go forth and conduct your experiments in the manner you suggested.
This method will allow for simultaneous data capture. vary wind strength and "equipment" to ensure robustness in results.
You may have to report the results both with and without a harness though...

sboardcrazy

sboardcrazy

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23 Mar 2011 1:41PM
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jermaldan said...

sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)


Better not let your partner read this or the choice will be made for you..


Oh its OK. Jessica and Angelina are both on my list. My wife has Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler on hers. She used to have Colin Farrell, which worried me a bit to be honest because when he walks into a room even the guys clinch up their but cheeks cause they are worried. All Colin Farrell needs is a pulse! To cut a long story short I feel much more comfortable with Gerald Butler on her list.

Who's on your list?


Can't say I've got one..

frant

frant

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23 Mar 2011 1:54PM
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sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)


Better not let your partner read this or the choice will be made for you..


Oh its OK. Jessica and Angelina are both on my list. My wife has Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler on hers. She used to have Colin Farrell, which worried me a bit to be honest because when he walks into a room even the guys clinch up their but cheeks cause they are worried. All Colin Farrell needs is a pulse! To cut a long story short I feel much more comfortable with Gerald Butler on her list.

Who's on your list?


Can't say I've got one..


Is that a list or the appendage that causes us blokes to think about s3x every 10 seconds or 90% of the time?

Windxtasy

Windxtasy

WA, 4017 posts
23 Mar 2011 11:06AM
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frant said...

sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)


Better not let your partner read this or the choice will be made for you..


Oh its OK. Jessica and Angelina are both on my list. My wife has Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler on hers. She used to have Colin Farrell, which worried me a bit to be honest because when he walks into a room even the guys clinch up their but cheeks cause they are worried. All Colin Farrell needs is a pulse! To cut a long story short I feel much more comfortable with Gerald Butler on her list.

Who's on your list?


Can't say I've got one..


Is that a list or the appendage that causes us blokes to think about s3x every 10 seconds or 90% of the time?


So how often do you think about windsurfing?

BTW I don't have a list either.

Windxtasy

Windxtasy

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23 Mar 2011 11:08AM
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jermaldan said...


The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had.


I expect most on this forum would agree.
So why isn't windsurfing sweeping the world in popularity?

jermaldan

jermaldan

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23 Mar 2011 3:00PM
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Windxtasy said...

jermaldan said...


The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had.


I expect most on this forum would agree.
So why isn't windsurfing sweeping the world in popularity?




Because Charlie Sheen cant windsurf.

sboardcrazy

sboardcrazy

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23 Mar 2011 3:47PM
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frant said...

sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)


Better not let your partner read this or the choice will be made for you..


Oh its OK. Jessica and Angelina are both on my list. My wife has Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler on hers. She used to have Colin Farrell, which worried me a bit to be honest because when he walks into a room even the guys clinch up their but cheeks cause they are worried. All Colin Farrell needs is a pulse! To cut a long story short I feel much more comfortable with Gerald Butler on her list.

Who's on your list?


Can't say I've got one..


Is that a list or the appendage that causes us blokes to think about s3x every 10 seconds or 90% of the time?


Both!
So how often do you think about windsurfing?
Too often.. Maybe I should start a WA --windsurfing anonymous..

Mark _australia

Mark _australia

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23 Mar 2011 1:25PM
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I think some people here are doing it wrong....

Waterloo

Waterloo

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24 Mar 2011 8:02AM
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Mark _australia said...

I think some people here are doing it wrong....


more mast foot pressure and look where you are going...


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