So I remember reading somewhere that men think about s3x every 10 seconds or that we spend 90% of our time thinking about it or something like that. Few years ago I think that that would have been more or less true, but since I started windsurfing this may have skewed somewhat.
So here are the arguments:
Windsurfing lasts longer - I can sail for 8 hours, hardly taking a break for food. S3x rarely lasts over 30 minutes. (well maybe on the odd occasion)
Longer lasting Pleasure - After s3x, the last thing that I want for is more sex. After windsurfing all I want to do is go out an do it again.
Windsurfing is Easier - I have been doing s3x for the past 18 years and I cant say I have improved much. In fact I think that I have actually gotten worse. It's like I have s3x alzheimers - I can barly find the G-spot these days! I have been windsuring for just over 12 months and I see impovement with every session. I learn my lessons and do it better next time.
Punishment - If I am punished by not getting s3x I am dissapointed, If I am being punnished by not being alowed to go out when its windy I am devistasted!
OK, so I admit that I am no Don Juan, but I cant be alone in thinking that s3x is good but windsurfing wins overall???
you don't have to lie down next to your board when you've finished windsurfing - oops did I say that
If my windsurfing equipment starts to deteriorate with age, I can replace it relatively inexpensively...
Punishment - If I am punished by not getting s3x I am dissapointed, If I am being punnished by not being alowed to go out when its windy I am devistasted!
^^^^^^^^^^
True that 
You can ride two or more boards in the same session and not feel guilty or suffer any ramifications.
You can go out windsurfing anytime of the month
You can accessorise your board any way YOU want with different colours (sails), supports (masts), non-slip feets (fins) etc... 
When windsurfing you can go as fast or slow as you want, and it's not frowned upon to use small sized kit to go faster!!
You can crack open a cold beer straight after hopping off and your board couldnt care less!!!
You can keep multiple boards in the same room with no hissy fits!!!
If you leave a board out in the sun to dry off it doesnt complain.
If you undo the vent screw your board doesnt mind the wet spot!!!
paying for windurfing is seen as socially acceptable where as paying for S3X..........
strapping on a harness and wearing full length rubber is seen as normal windsurfing attire
where as in the bedroom...............
not normal
I can say to my board "I'm going to try a willy skipper now" without getting a horrified / scared look in return
Can even change from frontside to backside riding with ease...
But will your board love you back..? That's what my non sailboarding partner said when I read him these..
That's what my partner said when I read him these..
That's what my partner said when I read him these..
Do a quickie and go surfing, warming up is a must before any bigger physicall stresses to the body. :P
Though I would rather just go surfing, because I never want to get Hasselhoff look from my girlfriend :)
