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Created by Harrow > 9 months ago, 22 Apr 2016
Harrow
NSW, 4521 posts
22 Apr 2016 12:34PM
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The plural of the noun related to 'learning' is 'lessons', not 'learnings'.

We learn 'lessons', we do not learn 'learnings'.

Any of you that work in a corporate setting, can you please assist me in preventing the propagation of this abomination of the English language.

Thank you. (two words)

PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
22 Apr 2016 1:07PM
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musorianin
QLD, 597 posts
22 Apr 2016 1:52PM
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Harrow, I hear your pain. I feel it. Everyday at work I trudge through the turgid pea soup of modern corporate English. I do my small bit to keep verbs as verbs, nouns as nouns. I try not to implement things, but to do them, not to mistake mistakes for opportunities for enhanced learnings. It is a loosing battle. Sad thing is, I work in a University.

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
22 Apr 2016 12:00PM
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musorianin said..
Harrow, I hear your pain. I feel it. Everyday at work I trudge through the turgid pea soup of modern corporate English. I do my small bit to keep verbs as verbs, nouns as nouns. I try not to implement things, but to do them, not to mistake mistakes for opportunities for enhanced learnings. It is a loosing battle. Sad thing is, I work in a University.




It's become so prevalent that it's not worth pointing them out any more...

musorianin
QLD, 597 posts
22 Apr 2016 3:42PM
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Touche

Orange Whip
QLD, 1070 posts
22 Apr 2016 7:57PM
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The most irritating items in my corporate work surroundings are the pens and paper that aren't going anywhere because apparently they're stationary!

Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
22 Apr 2016 8:42PM
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after many years of working in a school i've come to realise it's pointless fighting it, so now i just embrace it, and before we know it, we'll all be speaking and spelling in Croatian

MarkSSC
QLD, 642 posts
22 Apr 2016 10:16PM
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Harrow said..
The plural of the noun related to 'learning' is 'lessons', not 'learnings'.

We learn 'lessons', we do not learn 'learnings'.

Any of you that work in a corporate setting, can you please assist me in preventing the propagation of this abomination of the English language.

Thank you. (two words)


I agree. Some people need to farther there learnings of the Anguish language. Their is two many mistakes being made with granmar.

joe windsurf
1482 posts
23 Apr 2016 12:02AM
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here children are no longer learning "script"
they have computers after all ...
once voice recognition works as designed, most will not be typing ??
when i do write on paper @ work, people actually ask - "something wrong with your computer ?"
LOL, RFLMAO, IMHO, etc does not help matters
one complains about too many acronyms in computer world
how about everyday internet ??
Brave New World

Mastbender
1972 posts
23 Apr 2016 2:24AM
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Harrow said..
The plural of the noun related to 'learning' is 'lessons', not 'learnings'.

We learn 'lessons', we do not learn 'learnings'.

Any of you that work in a corporate setting, can you please assist me in preventing the propagation of this abomination of the English language.

Thank you. (two words)


I've noticed, here on this forum that many of you use the word "learnt", past tense of "learnings" or "lessons".
That is a word that isn't even recognized in the U.S. anymore, we use "learned" or "taught".
Also the word "recon" for "guess", recon used to be used in the U.S. about 150 years ago, and the only time you hear it now days is in western movies, spoken by cowboys. "I recon I could go over yonder to see what all the firein' is all about". Come to think of it, both of those words "learnt" and "recon" can be heard in old western movies.

No complaining here, just interesting observations.
I like many of those old timey words.

Waiting4wind
NSW, 1871 posts
23 Apr 2016 9:22AM
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Harrow said..
The plural of the noun related to 'learning' is 'lessons', not 'learnings'.

We learn 'lessons', we do not learn 'learnings'.

Any of you that work in a corporate setting, can you please assist me in preventing the propagation of this abomination of the English language.

Thank you. (two words)


Maybe you need to form a committee, have regular meetings to 'touch base' with you colleagues, appoint a 'learnings' team leader so you can drive real cultural change in your organisation. This will help you become more efficient and effective and avoid future right sizing in our organisation.....now what was the problem again ??!!??

Harrow
NSW, 4521 posts
23 Apr 2016 11:05AM
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Waiting4wind said..

Maybe you need to form a committee, have regular meetings to 'touch base' with you colleagues, appoint a 'learnings' team leader so you can drive real cultural change in your organisation. This will help you become more efficient and effective and avoid future right sizing in our organisation.....now what was the problem again ??!!??

Yeah, definitely more work required 'in this space'. (Arghhh, there's a guy at work who can't string a sentence together without including that moronic phrase!!)

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
23 Apr 2016 11:10AM
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You'll have to check how many FTEs you have in the FE's, going forward, otherwise how can you plan your dynamic workforce mobilisation, that is, of course, if you're keeping one eye on your metrics, particularly your KPI's???

mr love
VIC, 2407 posts
23 Apr 2016 11:12AM
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Agree, I think we need a scoping session to touch base on what bookends we need to set up to get the right learnings.

hardie
WA, 4129 posts
23 Apr 2016 9:26AM
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y u bean so pacific abowt landwich?

Mark _australia
WA, 23454 posts
23 Apr 2016 12:36PM
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http://www.bull****bingo.net/cards/bull****/

bloody automatic rude word remover thing :(

the stars spell s h i t

elmo
WA, 8868 posts
23 Apr 2016 5:13PM
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SHlT sh1t

Carantoc
WA, 7176 posts
23 Apr 2016 5:59PM
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Guys I think we are just spinning our wheels here.

Can we just park this as a paradigm shift from windsports and try to get some traction to move forward into a win-win situation ?

Rather than just reinventing the wheel perhaps could you take this offline ?

elmo
WA, 8868 posts
23 Apr 2016 9:22PM
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it's the doldrums, **** gets typed

Harrow
NSW, 4521 posts
24 Apr 2016 9:00AM
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Carantoc said..
Guys I think we are just spinning our wheels here.

Can we just park this as a paradigm shift from windsports and try to get some traction to move forward into a win-win situation ?

Rather than just reinventing the wheel perhaps could you take this offline ?


Guys, we're not making any progress here.

We've gone on a tangent. Can we return to the original topic for everyone's benefit.

Perhaps continue this conversation later if you like.

......................................and that is what we call ENGLISH LITERACY!!

John340
QLD, 3363 posts
25 Apr 2016 4:25AM
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The abomination,as you call it, of the English language has been going on ever since the residents of that island started using it. Vibrant languages constantly evolve. If you compared English written 200 years ago with Harrow's ideal, they would be different. If you want a language that never changes, then I suggest you speak Latin

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
25 Apr 2016 7:38AM
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verba illa obscura, neque aliquid sensus habent

Harrow
NSW, 4521 posts
25 Apr 2016 9:01AM
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John340 said..
The abomination,as you call it, of the English language has been going on ever since the residents of that island started using it. Vibrant languages constantly evolve. If you compared English written 200 years ago with Harrow's ideal, they ould be different. If you want a language that never changes, then I suggest you speak Latin


True enough, but I'm mostly talking about the corporate speak that I know a lot of us just sit there shaking our heads at. Most entertaining is observing certain aspirational young colleagues instantly adopt phrases in parrot fashion that they hear their superiors using in the workplace.



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