My five-year old students are learning to read.
Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,
'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'
I took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?'
'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'
And so it does...
' A f r i c a n Elephant '
Ohhh no this thread made me laugh out loud 
I have no picture jokes! But the butt one reminded me:
This guy owned a dog with no legs; and it smoked cigarettes ...
The owner took him out for a drag.
