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Created by eyeMhardcore > 9 months ago, 12 Dec 2016
eyeMhardcore
WA, 82 posts
12 Dec 2016 3:58PM
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A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

Shifu
QLD, 1992 posts
12 Dec 2016 6:17PM
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Dodged a bullet.

FormulaNova
WA, 15084 posts
12 Dec 2016 5:37PM
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Yeah, the joke was sort of okay

joe windsurf
1482 posts
12 Dec 2016 7:14PM
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hey eyeMhardcore: now THAT is what I call a hardcore eye !!

Vince68
WA, 675 posts
12 Dec 2016 7:16PM
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Yeah wow!!!! although i'm not sure where this has anything to do with windsurfing. Maybe i've had too many scotch's

MarkSSC
QLD, 642 posts
12 Dec 2016 9:33PM
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Vince68 said..
Yeah wow!!!! although i'm not sure where this has anything to do with windsurfing. Maybe i've had too many scotch's


Maybe he stayed single and spent all the extra pocket money on new gear (and a new glass table)

Piv
WA, 372 posts
12 Dec 2016 7:52PM
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I was expecting some video of that wicked break "ONE EYE"

Sparky
WA, 1122 posts
12 Dec 2016 7:53PM
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Hey, lord Hardcore, tell them the story about when you left your heart to the sappers round khe sanh.

eyeMhardcore
WA, 82 posts
12 Dec 2016 8:05PM
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Piv said...
I was expecting some video of that wicked break "ONE EYE"


That is the windsurfing relevance to my life story. 10points

Piv
WA, 372 posts
12 Dec 2016 8:10PM
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If thats truly your life story i wish you better luck next time. But good work dodging a bullet. Someone should post a video of one eye.

AUS 808
WA, 501 posts
12 Dec 2016 9:15PM
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Piv said..


this is better.


Nah, I like the one where he runs over Langer better
They actually had it on the Mistral web site for a while

Piv
WA, 372 posts
12 Dec 2016 9:18PM
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One eye
windsurfing.tv/video/one-eye/
this is better

forceten
1312 posts
12 Dec 2016 11:16PM
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eyeMhardcore said..
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?


I want some of what he is drinking

Mark _australia
WA, 23454 posts
13 Dec 2016 7:39AM
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Is she still into doing the dirty with one eyed blokes?


Mastbender
1972 posts
13 Dec 2016 9:29AM
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Probably just as well, if she runs off with a one eyed guy, then his depth perception isn't as good, meaning she probably was flat anyway.

choco
SA, 4175 posts
13 Dec 2016 12:44PM
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Maybe she fell for the cockeye?

Mark _australia
WA, 23454 posts
13 Dec 2016 1:29PM
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Jupiter
2156 posts
13 Dec 2016 3:09PM
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Do you have any Revenge Porn ?



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