This is the kind of deep cerebral discussion that I log on to view. Keep the brow high. 
Ahhhh, it's so good to have a hard belly laugh at the expense of some goofy fashion victims
. The term "crotchless wetsuits" tickled my funny bone
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For those worried about visible shrinkage,the new "Blackadder" brand of wetsuit has a huge integral cod piece. 
They also have a cheaper version, the "Baldrick".(but that is just a dead rat).......
